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fordy269
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Derbyshire

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marcgold4 said... ...but at the age of 18 they are hardly out of school so where does the line start and finish then. Not being funny marc but I had had my first experiences with other girls whilst in school, & I'm not saying I went as far as I do now, but most teenagers experiment... We know from the minute we start exploring our sexualities which we prefer, its not an age thing, you cant draw lines...... and thats just my opinion.
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Did you know.... 85% of the guys who cheat on their wives die while having sex...
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OMG.. I'm soo glad some one can interpret for these neanderthals!! lol where would we be without you jelandn! :lol:
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Well I suppose if your going to help me work off those extra calories.... I could persuade Mr F to russle one up... lol
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Not sure really cmandcd... I think it says... WANNA SHAG??? but somehow dont think that'll happen lol
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Not sure you will get too many replies with a profile like yours! ad some pics & stuff and then maybe.....
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the brekkie's are off the menu at the min while I'm on my diet jel.... ... but I'm not!!! lol
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yeah I have to agree with both these guys.... I had a look at your profile & to be honest I wasnt that impressed... A little more though & imagination & you could go a long way, with that profile it wouldn't move me to write or reply... Mrs.F xx
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Hi, Just wanted to let all you yummy cpls out there we have finally decided we would like to take the plunge & swing with you guys!! Really want to take it slowly so if any of you we either already know or those we dont are interested then plz drop us a line!! Luv you all Mr & Mrs F xxx
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I cant believe I came 2nd... To a dead person! I'm crushed!!! lol BUT... Minced beef & onion will do fun... I'm a cheap date!! :lol:
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Wow... Buy one get one free..... Cant resist a bargin!! lol Mrs.F xx
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did you know that a giraffe has a 21 nch tongue.... also... its impossible to lick your own elbow.... go on I know you want to try & do it!! lol
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oh by the way... Birds have it doggy style.. lol Also some birds have hareems & some are monogamous & some even swap partners.... We have more in common with birds than we thought... lol See told you I was full of useless info!! lol
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did you know that lipstick & chewing gum both contain chicken skin & bones.... (I know this as I used to work for a company that sold it) HOW GROSS IS THAT!!!!!
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QUOTE FROM marcgold4 And Fordy when do I get to eat some of that breakfast :P :P :P As soon as I'm off my diet Marc.... it should be around the year 2010 lol
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Hi guys.... I got told of an interseting thing the other day at work that I thought I would share with you.... Did you know that in Thialand for $100 (not sure exactly how much that is in english pounds) you can shoot a cow with a bazooka..... Talk about over kill... but might appeal to you guys out there!! lol I'm so full of useless information sometimes I suprise even myself!! lol Mrs.F xxx lol
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Well said Dave.... We would have to agree that we are more likely to reply to a well put together email, that shows some thought has gone in to the contents than to a quick one liner... & that goes for emails from every one... not just single guys! A little effort goes a long way... biggrin :P :D Post edited 11-01-2006 18:14
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We would also like to wish every-one we know.... And also those that we don't....Yet... 'A Very Happy New Year' Have Fun.. xxxx
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QUOTE FROM redwhiteandblue we never actually fly by crow. No nor us..... We find pigs much more reliable.. heehee lol
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And just whats wrong with take that, I ask you! lol Both of us are proud to put up our hands and say..... 'we love you take that' AND if anyone wants to complain about that then please do so.... we stand firm in our commitment to them lol (guess I cant blame you for getting fed up with listening to them tho)
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sorry, but I must complain about bignbusty complaining about the amount of times she has had to listen to take that for 2 reasons..... 1, you just cant ever complain about listening to take that..... regardless of how many times!! 2, just to get this back to the top!! :moon:
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cas said... PS This is not a complaint - just a request for clarification We would like to complain about this.... This is a complaints thread... Clarification is another matter entirely the cheek!! lol (plus this puts it back to the top)
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We would like to complain too... Would you believe that people actually have the cheek to walk their dogs in the field across from our house..... We would also like to complain about the weather.... SORT THAT OUT ADMIN!!! lol :lol: :lol: