jimmy carr rocks
lol
mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s im brian
also this on your profile
"i have a pack of women after me"
makes you look up your own ass! bit of a turn off!!
:moon: :moon: :moon: :doggy: :doggy:
the classic cock shot!
pmsl!!!!!!!!!!
i personally dont mind the cock shot, as long as its only one and is with some good other pics too.
face pic? they are always good, but remember if you dont wanna show your face you also have the private gals to put it in.
body pic? im sure the ladies wouldnt mind a little perve! lol or men, sorry didnt check your profile so dont know which way ya swing lol
best advice i think new people can get it to be honest, be sweet and take the time to get to know people.
there are plenty of random forum threads to comment on to get your name out there, just look at mine below? or dont, as it is soooo dump and random it might put you off the site lol
chat room is always a good place to speak to people, but a bit of advice alot of people dont like people just whispering, so always ask before you do that.
anyway wish you all the luck on the site.
mwah xxxxxxxxxxxx luv carly xxxxxxx
and rich says hi lol xxx
Post edited 01-02-2006 17:36
lol
so does size matter?????
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
has anyone told him that everyones talking about him and his pic??
would prob stop him making himself look like a cock?
lol
mwahxxxxxxxxx
ive just thought of something to say lol
i fell asleep really early last night and missed the perfect penis
what did i miss?????
do tell!!! mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hey i have nothing to say, just didnt want law to be the last post on my forum lol mwah xxxxxxx
quite quick for me that one wernt it???
pmsl mwah xxxx
[quote user=swingin_cat][quote user=cutiecarly]what your going to lick it out of my eye????? lol[/quote]
Well, I start off at the eyes, slowly working my way down to the lower.........
....ooh, aahh, excuse me a minute....[/quote]
swinging!!!!
im shocked!!!
up for that though lol hehehe mwahxxxx
[quote user=evil_klown]PMSL!!!!!!
Sorry i know i shldnt laff but wot where u doin lmao!!!!
Bless ya babes xxxxxxx[/quote]
well.............
pmsl
i was enjoying a nice marmite sandwich, must had got a bit on my finger then itched my eye.
honestly dont try it coz you will cry but it is the most painful things EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
and no you shouldnt laugh :cry: :cry: :cry:
lol mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxx :moon:
[quote user=swingin_cat]Carly, I absolutely love Marmite!
Any chance of coming round to help remove it out of your eye? :devil:[/quote]
what your going to lick it out of my eye????? lol
i know man juice in the eye is REALLY PAINFUL
but
i have just managed to get marmite in my eye, dont ask! and i swear i have never been in this much pain before!!!!!
do you know what chris, i was thinking that too!! lol mwah xxx
havnt you posted the exact same thing in the other forum???
urm i know im abit slow and all but what the hell are you lot going on about???
pmsl mwah xxxxxxx
thats really sweet
welcome to the site hun mwah xxxx
whos got the horn???
what like pot noodle horn??
i dont get it?? pmsl
mwah xxxxxxx
give him a break hes new!!!
mwah xxxxxxx
'required'
where do we send our cvs?? lol
welcome to the site xxxx
law you have to watch chan 4 on monday 11 o'clock
the perfect penis is on
pmsl!!!!!!
mwah xxxxxxxx
yeah a smaller phone would be better wouldnt it?? unless they hold a french stick and they look sinular??? pmsl
pmsl law!!! cheeky!!!!
ITS NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wicked game!!!!
well anything invlovin some ambient porn im happy with pmsl
mwah xxxxxxxxxxxx
yeah but i swear someone had a nokia phone next to one??
psml do i need to say anymore?? you just wouldnt do it would ya lol
mwahxxxxxxxx
right what i wanna know is why men put things next to their cocks, like cans, and pens, and phones, lol am i missing some big turn on or something??
i would be really embarisd if i saw rich had done that pmsl
mwahx xxxxxxxxxx
lol this forum thing started off by me saying hello, pmsl how random are we all?????? lol love it! mwah xxxxxx
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you rang admin???? lol didnt know people did that! :moon: :doggy: 
:D :clap: 
:D :lick: 