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curvysue
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Playb, it says that you were the last to reply to this thread. I assume it has been swiped again! Harry, this site can be great fun. Whispers were not about you, but I do get tired of whispers when peeps don't ask, specially rude directing ones. If people bothered to read my profile instead of scrolling down to the pics without reading the text & firing filthy whispers then they might be more successful & get some meets! If you find peeps who enjoy the kind of talk you are talking about, good on you, but most people I know find it offensive. When I do get whispers like that I do let people know, in fact I let the whole room know as I copy & paste them into the room. What do I like: not a whole lot at the moment!
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Oh & when you don't want to play word games & have a serious rant, your post gets removed!
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People whispering: how horny I look and how they'd love to fuck me senseless Makes me mad. I think you should treat this site like the outside world or the cyber bar we always talk about. If someone said that to me in a bar I would slap them & not in a good way! Have a bit of respect! Oh & when certain peeps go quiet in chat when you enter the chatroom. Mmmmm me thinks you are whispering!
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of >>coffee. >> >> >> (Hardly seems worth it.) >> >> >> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. >> >> >> (Now that's more like it!) >> >> >> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. >> >> >> (O.M.G.!) >> >> >> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. >> >> >> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) >> >> >> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) >> >> >> (I'm still not over the pig.) >> >> >> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour >> >> >> (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) >> >> >> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. >> >> >> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") >> >> >> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. >> >> >> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) >> >> >> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. >> >> >> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) >> >> >> Some lions mate over 50 times a day. >> >> >> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) >> >> >> Butterflies taste with their feet. >> >> >> (Something I always wanted to know.) >> >> >> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. >> >> >> (Hmmmmmm......) :P >> >> >> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. >> >> >> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) >> >> >> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. >> >> >> (okay, so that would be a good thing) >> >> >> A cat's urine glows under a black light. >> >> >> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) >> >> >> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. >> >> >> (I know some people like that.) >> >> >> Starfish have no brains >> >> >> (I know some people like that too.) >> >> >> Polar bears are left-handed. >> >> >> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) >> >> >> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. >> >> >> (What about that pig??) lol :lol: :lol: :P Post edited 07-06-2007 19:04
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Probably not for me, am off my my hols the next week. Sorry, have fun guys xxxxxxxxxxxxx :lick:
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Hi there, welcome to the site. Check out the chatroom tips for newbies thread at the top of this forum. Loads of good advice there. Good luck Sue xx
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Please delete the ones of me outside the pub trying to eat my tuna wrap!!! Or at least do not send them on to peeps. Cheers (from the vain one)!!! lol
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Pleeeeeeeeeeease with the fish fingers, I get it lol Cey & Mo, thanks for a wonderful night. Cey for taking the time to organise a great night & Mo, thanks for actually getting me there (god damn Milton Keynes roundabouts)! :lol: It was great to catch up with some old friends & great to meet some new ones. I am sorry for those that I never got the chance to talk to. Bring on MK3 :P
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A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the entire congregation: "I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, Jim, has suffered this past month. He was riding his bike, lost control, ran off the highway and hit a tree. He was rushed to the hospital, and could have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a broken scrotum." The congregation gasped in horror. The men in the congregation were obviously uneasy and writhed in their seats. "Jim has been in terrible pain all month since the accident. He has trouble breathing. He has trouble swallowing his food. He can hardly lift anything, he's in so much pain and he has missed work because of it. He can't lift our children up to hold them and give them the personal love that they need, worst of all, we can no longer cuddle and have intimate relations. He is in constant pain, a pain so terrible that our love life has all but slipped away into oblivion. I would like to ask you all in the congregation to pray for Jim, and pray for us, that his broken scrotum will soon heal and be as good as new." A dull murmur erupted within the congregation as the full impact of this terrible accident sunk in, and the men in the congregation were visibly shaken up with the thought that, "there but for the grace of God go I". Then, as the murmuring settled down, a lone figure stood up in the midst of the congregation, worked his way up to the pulpit, obviously in pain, adjusted the microphone to his liking, then leaned over and said to the congregation: "My name is Jim, and I have only one word for my wife, Jill. That word is: STERNUM!" lol
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Sorry, was really peed off last night, just fustrated that it kept crashing again for about the 3rd night in a row. Damn I miss perving lol As for competitive people, I really don't know what that's about. I haven't noticed a thing. Mind you a lot of things that go on just go right over my head. :-? Post edited 24-05-2007 7:21
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came into chat tonight, crashed 3 times in 5 mins. Give up, I'm off till its sorted. Don't pay memebership fees for this. Do we get a refund for the times we can't use the site??? Memebership is up in 2 weeks, just hope its sorted by then or I'm leaving too!
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I did once have: Is you dad a thief? Because he must have stolen the stars from the skies & put them in you eyes!!!! :wank: lol
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Mo, I am sooooo sad you & Si are leaving. You have been great company in the chatroom over the last year & I will really miss you. You made MK1 and it was a fab nite, one I will never forget. You have my M S N & mobile, so if you ever need anything, let me know. Take care babes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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I am gutted you're not going Qute. I would loved to have met you finally. Ian & Kel, ohhhhhh noooooooooo :-( Kel I hope you are feeling better son hun. Big kiss from me. And Ian, who is going to look after me this time????????
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Do you get to the site by using Fire Fox? I had problem viewing threads & admin sent me a Fire Fox link & I've had no problems since
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Cat, great to hear from you mate xxxxxx Well I have passed it on anway, better safe than sorry. There was one that went round about using chip n pin at petrol stations in my home town as they are scamming your details. One of the garages I used all the time. Luckily I did start using cash instead as it turned out it was true. You never know & I don't think there is any harm in letting people know, just in case.
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Hi Davy, probably best to put this thread under the 'Lets Meet up' Forum & under the MK meet bit. Otherwise email Ceylon & she will send you details. Singles & couples are welcome to the socials. Sue
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Mo, i did exactly the same last week, copied & pasted into the main room and was accused by the whisperer of being rude for cutting & pasting without any warnings!!!!! Cheeky :wank: I did tell him that he was rude for whispering without asking in the first place, especially when my profile says I don't like them, but there is no telling some folk!!!! :moon: lol
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Try Veets aftercare cream - Hair minimiser moisturiser. It does what is says on the tin (well tube anyway) lol You'll get it at most high street chemists.
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Hi, Sudsy as ever is full if wisdom (great to hear from you too mate). As a single girl on the site I never meet people who don't have photos & I tend not to meet people who have not been established/have comments. Sounds a bit selfish, but it is a greater risk for us single girls not having a man about if anything goes wrong. The socials is definately a great way to meet people. It makes things so much easier in the chatroom too as you have the personal touch of actually having met them in person first. Again Sudsy is correct in that the gentlemen who chat away in the chatroom, have fun & aren't pushy stand out. As they say, the chatroom is very much like a cyber bar. If a stranger came up to me in a real bar & whispered smut they would get a smack. Men who are laid back, up for a laugh tend to start getting my interest. Also those that come in the chatroom & just say 'Hi' will usually get a 'Hi' back, but unless you make the effort to join in the conversations, people won't make the effort back. It may feel rude jumping in a conversation, but thats how conversations start in the real world. Treat it like a night out with friends, relax and enjoy yourself. Sue xx
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baby, luv you loads, but if this is the one i think it is, no one ever has any excuse for reporting someones personal activities for revenge. I dont care what their issues are, but the above is not acceptable whatever their motives are. Someones life is in tatters here! Post edited 28-02-2007 10:27
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i thought it was on the front wall of the vagina, about half way up. if not, it does it for me anyway!!! lol :doggy:
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I am doing this reclaiming of bank charges from the Halifax. According to my records they are due me over £1300 for 6 years of charges plus interest. So everytime I see the advert I want to put my fist through the TV. However, I expect to win my battle with them and will be singing & dancing all the way to my new bank!!! lol
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