A man staggers into a bar. He shout accross to a group of lads,
"I've shagged your Mother" The lads ignore him. He shouts again,
"Up the arse as well" they still ignore him. He shouts a third time,
"She sucked my knob too"
One of the lads stands up and shouts back,
"Go home Dad your pissed"! :devil:
Shag him
Victoria Beckham
Hi Harry
1) Has to be the fun we've had with the friends we've made so far as our no. 1
2) Agreed we love getting naked on cam and do this because it turns us on and is our thing although we aren't too keen on the directing thing lol
3) SP is the best swinging site around for sure as it's like a little community, others we have been on are very large and impersonal.
4) It's set to get even better with the improvements they are about to make, can't wait.
Ceylon xxxxxxxxxx
Happy Birthday hun mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxx
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH that is fantastic news guys.
So pleased you are back we have all soooo missed you. Lots of kisses and see you in chat.
V and J mwahxxxxxxxxx
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Oh WOW kels look at all these sexies coming. Looks like another fantabulous night coming up hun. Give me a shout if you need me.
Seds, one thing to say :devil: will be soooo good to see you again.
Ceylon mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oooooooooh no we will miss it. Kid free the following weekend but not the 23rd. Gutted, would have loved to have come to your party. Never mind another time guys.
Have loads of fun as we know you will.
Love and snogs V and J mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
O I think kels so:
Orange
Harry there will be others watch out for details in the let's meet up forums
mwahxxxxxx Mrs C
:clap: :clap: :clap: wow what a night, what great people, I'm not sure how many made it in the end but there were a lot and I soooo hope you all enjoyed it as much as we did.
Was so great to meet so many of you that we hadn't already snogged oooops mean met and catch up with the people we had.
Not quite sure what the club thought of us as there were quite a few tongues wagging and I'm not talking about chatting ;) and quite a bit of flashing and I'm not talking about cameras lol
I would like to sincerely like to thank you all for for the very special presents I received, they were totally unexpected and very much appreciated and I was totally bowled over by them. Muckymonkeys I owe you for your extreme kindness, just let me know what I can do for you in the future to show my gratitude, I'm sure you will think of something wink wink xxxxxxx
Mo you will be so very much missed by everyone here, thanks for all your help and advice over the last months. Remember, peeps it was Mo who started the great MK meet last year and long may they continue for years to come.
Last but not least thanks to the special couple who always make our night every time we see you, you know who you are mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Love you all.
Ceylon xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hold up hold up Sarah I don't know anything about ice breaker drinks huni weren't you arranging that. We won't be there till 4ish
Mwahxxxxxxxxxxxx Cey
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You are all most welcome.
Saint that was most touching, big hugs coming your way at MK.
The only thanks I want though is for everyone to enjoy the great MK2 meet.
Mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Mrs C
YVW Sapphire mwahxxx
Bringing this back to the top for all to see. xxx
Mucky's I had been chasing porky around for some time lol and please don't ask why lmao
We got there in the end thanks to you, porky knows what I'm on about :clap:
mwahxxxxx Mrs C
Aw porky you won't be sat in the corner I assure you. Everyone on this site is really friendly and wouldn't allow it for sure.
mwahxxxxxx See you there Mrs C
Hi sexy party people
Just finalising details now for Saturday.
Just to let you all know there is a door list and I need accurate numbers so that we all gain free entry with no problems.
However, it has come to light that there appear to be a few that might decide to tag along to the meet with others who are going. If you know anyone who is likely to do this, then please urge them to get in touch with me or it will mean that they will effectively gatecrash the meet and deny someone else who has confirmed their rightfull free entry which really isn't at all fair.
Thanks peeps, will be in touch with all who have confirmed.
Only 5 more sleeps to go. :clap:
mwahxxxxxxxxxxx Mrs C
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Hi sexy party people
Just finalising details now for Saturday.
Just to let you all know there is a door list and I need accurate numbers so that we all gain free entry with no problems.
However, it has come to light that there appear to be a few that might decide to tag along to the meet with others who are going. If you know anyone who is likely to do this, then please urge them to get in touch with me or it will mean that they will effectively gatecrash the meet and deny someone else who has confirmed their rightfull free entry which really isn't at all fair.
Thanks peeps, will be in touch with all who have confirmed.
Only 5 more sleeps to go. :clap:
Mwahxxxxxxxxx Mrs C
Kellie-45 I didn't know you were coming to MK???????. If your not on the list I can't send you details
Sorry to interrupt your leaving post mo sweetie.
mwahxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi Admin
Well we won't leave because of chatroom as this is the best swinging site there is and we've tried quite a few others lol, including SH which if you get chucked out of you have to wait five minutes before you can even try to get back in.
However, Admin it's really really bad. Was in there tonight and the chat went down three times within five minutes and it is getting tiresome. It does appear to be OK during the day though.
Please sort it out, and soon.
mwahxxxxxxxxx Mrs C
For all those sexy people who want to come to this meet but not yet replied to mine or Sarah's last mail asking for confirmation, please be aware that unless you do we won't be sending you the final details 2 days before the meet. So if you want to come get mailing xxx
We now have 158 confirmed which is fantastic, can't wait.
Mrs C mwahxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Mrs C mwahxxxxx
sorry about the edits can't spell today lol
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Made us smile Suzie xxx
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