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ceylon1
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male, 61
UK

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[quote user=sudsy]Yes, sorry True but I can't agree that that would work. Besides, who is anyone to judge who is worthy of site membership? It would be impossible (and unfair) to deny anyone membership on the basis of a profile, since they're very poor indicators of true personality. Some people just aren't good at expressing themselves in words, either - doesn't mean they don't potentially have terrific personalities. Once people are members, however, the control over their success is then in the hands of other members. They will have to win people over if they're going to get any meets, and that is the best way of vetting them. No one is going to meet people they don't like, so the idiots do themselves no favours when they come across badly. Of course they can be irritating in the chatroom, but there are ways of dealing with that. I think this site actually does pretty well overall for maintaining a high standard of membership. Suds p.s. Looks like we're all ignoring your "Don't take this too seriously" plea smile Still, it did seem to be a fairly serious suggestion ... Post edited 21-07-2007 18:55[/quote] oooooooh it's those very carefully chosen words of wisdom again sudsyyyyy. What a man :clap: mwahxxxxxx mrs c
With generalcustard and venus on this one, defo the lady on top for maximum input hehehe :devil:
ooooooooooh a caress too, do stop it Ur4it you naughty man I'm sure you say these words on purpose. lmao lol :lol: mwahxxxxxxxxx V
I saw the passionkiss used on another thread babyd. Looks fab lmao want one of those even if it's not listed on the emotes list. I reckon ur4it is saving the sillyassionkiss: for someone special. lol Oh and I like the sound of "look and feel" too getting all unecessary now :lick: :lol: :lol: Ur4it sure has a way with words. mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Mrs C Post edited 23-07-2007 12:24
Wow Ur4it all those new emotes. Do we have to sit an exam once we've learnt them all? lol All we need now is SPV2?????? can feel it's close now! Here's hoping Mrs C mwahxxxxx
Hi guys OK have been asked to post this by Mo. Mo and Si aren't coming back as a swinging couple. Mo will be coming back to chat in the chatroom and to attend socials although Si won't be involved at all. Even so still looking forward to having her back with us :clap: :clap: :clap: Mrs C mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
mmmmmm flights are cumming will be great to see you sexy pair again. 30 + peeps coming so far :clap: :clap: :clap: Mrs C mwahxxxx
mwahxxxx my little friend. Result - hehehe knew you couldn't stay away for much longer. :clap: :clap: :clap: Get back where you belong asap Mwahxxxxxx Mrs C
Hey sexy peeps Anyone I was suppossed to mail but haven't yet done so please let me know, think i'm up to date. Great response so early on looks set to be another great Utopia night :clap: :clap: :clap: mwahxxxxxxxxxxx Mrs C
yep truescorpio it is possible to have a cuddly tummy and firm thighs, I know several and they have the most fantastic personalities to match which does so count for a lot. I think that some guys should show the length of their tongues and fingers rather than their cocks, speaking from a personal point of view. Don't ask me why, work it out for yourself lol :lol: :lol: Mrs C mwahxxxxxxxxxxxx Post edited 15-07-2007 12:12
Another goodun leaving sadly :cry:. I'm sure you have your reasons, who is going to give me sssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now? Take care and hope you come back soon hun. Mrs C mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Your the lucky buggers sxshz, Kenya for Xmas :lick: 2 weeks in Spain for us in five weeks time and can't wait biggrin xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Post edited 10-07-2007 23:45
JJ's am mailing you some accomodation choices guys. Master Bods great to see you are coming :clap: Utopia is FREE for couples to join by the way and only £35 to get in Mrs C mwahxxxxxxxxxx Post edited 10-07-2007 18:24
woohooo lots of sexy lovely peeps coming already :clap: Looks set to be another great night. Single guys are allowed on a Saturday night although very costly for you at £100 registration and the club only allow 20 into the club max. Maybe I could suggest pairing up for the night with a fem which is what many did last year. Might work out cheaper for you and avoid disappointment guys. mwahxxxxxxxxxx Mrs C
Hello sexy people, Last year a few of us thought it would be fun to get a some of us together from SP for a social/play meet at Utopia swingers club, Telford, Shropshire. Well that few turned out to be approx. 60 people lol. So we are doing the same this year and whoever wants to come along are more than welcome. Any newbies wishing to take their first steps in attending a club then this would be ideal for you as there is absolutely no pressure to play if you don't want to and the surroundings are very relaxing and erotic. Anyone interested can mail me directly for the website address for the club where all the details you need to join for free etc are. I can also give you details of surrounding accomodation. Give it a go you won't be disappointed the last one was fantastic and so much fun. All the best. mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxx Mrs C (ceylon1) smile Post edited 08-07-2007 21:38
Must remember to visit DP a bit more often Kath, I do like a nice tight fit :devil: lol
[quote user=cmandcd]Call us stupid if you like but what exactly is dogging? We already know it has something to do with secluded places and cars, we know there's sex involved because this site features it and we know that steve mcfadden enjoyes it! But what actually happens? are there rules, what's the turn on, and does it really involve dogs in any way (We sincerely hope not!) Can anyone out there enlighten us?[/quote] It's them dodgy cmandcd characters again they do keep popping up all over the place. As far as we are aware you need a pooper scooper for this activity and a plastic bag as for walking around cars make sure you hide behind whilst scooping or die of embarassement. lol :lol: :lol: Post edited 01-07-2007 22:43
Has anyone seen the DP's or are they infact still able to breath or further more was their immune system so badly damaged that they are no longer with us??? :cry: lol :lol: :lol:
Too much of the DP stuff I should imagine Morkandmindy, what a way to go! lol :lol: :lol:
Well there is an element of truth in Mini's meaning oooooooooooohhhhhhhh madeye:
Wrong answer cmandcd it stands for Demented Penguins lmao. Mork and Mindy do find out who these characters are will ya so we can bin the silly buggers. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :devil:
A farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field of Dildos Unfortunately he's having problems with squatters rolleyes
Tempting mandm although I think Mr C would leave me or pass out if I even suggested organising it lol :lol: :lol: mwahxxxxxxxx Mrs C
and everyone is entitled to an opinion play boy or play girl which ever one it is. We've been part of the so called team as you call it for more than 18 months so please don't preach to us or tell us or anyone else to lighten up!!! thanks :moon: lol :lol: :lol: Post edited 29-06-2007 16:31
Bye guys was great to meet you at Blackpool. Come back soon. mwahxxxxxxx
Well said Ur4it although I can see why peeps are having a bit of banter on the subject, spare a moment for the writer of the threads feelings at everyone poking fun at her thread :cry:. I doubt she'll ever write another. Post edited 29-06-2007 12:52
A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is." Boy- "I have a tennis ball." Man- "That's nice." Boy- "Want to buy it?" Man- "No, thanks." Boy- "My dad's outside." Man- "OK, how much?" Boy- "£250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy- "Dark in here." Man- "Yes, it is." Boy- "I have a tennis raquet." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy- "£750." Man- "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your raquet and ball. Let's go outside and play a bit of tennis." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says "£1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again." lol Post edited 26-06-2007 10:25
Playboy, if you ask one of the mods or Admin to look to see who was in the chill out zone when you noticed nasty things were being said about you in there, they should be able to narrow it down a tad as not many use it I believe. And yes I agree that is nasty. :-? Mrs C mwahxxxx Post edited 26-06-2007 9:41
Oh wow imagine a site meet to fun4two, now there's food for thought lol :lol: :lol: Anyone up for organising that one then? ;) Mwahxxxxxx Mrs C