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ceylon1
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
Straight Male, 61
UK
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[quote user=funkydiva35]sexy mrs cey seein as its essex can i wear blk tights and white stiletoes and a ra ra skirt pls???[/quote]
yeah funks and them bee bopper thingies on ya head lol. My white stilettos are at the ready 
Can we have an idea of venue please XXX2008 more peeps might apply if they know where it is lol
Can we have an idea of venue please XXX2008 more peeps might apply if they know where it is lol 
site edited our title 'come this way' not E this way :doh: lolHi sexy peeps,
Well we find ourselves child free overnight on Saturday, 28th June. We're looking for a fun relaxed evening with a sexy couple with a bi fem. Maybe drinks and a meal to start off and then who knows after :rascal: if we all click of course.
Please read our profile, if you think our profiles match and are interested in meeting up with us then please send a private message to our inbox.
Would be happy to meet with a newbie couple if you know that this scene is 100% for you and also couples we've already met previously. We're also happy to travel for the right couple within reason.
Time wasters need not apply, we rarely have this opportunity and would not appreciate being messed around.
Don't be shy, drop us a line. Look forward to hearing from some of you soon.
MWAHXXXXXXXXX MR AND MRS C :love:
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
'First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.'
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits...
.... At two seconds the Baileys curdles....
.. .. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits.....
.....At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.
This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,
'Jesus,
what do you call that drink?'
She smiles widely at him and says, 'Blow Job Revenge.'
mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxx :thumbup: :bounce::bounce::bounce:[quote user=ukbadman]Always glad i'm sooo cool that i'm not included in peoples top ten, twenty or even forty. Popularity is so over rated.
Or to quote another couple who recenty messaged me, "If my bloke loked like you. I'd kill myself". Well, at least I can still spel. 
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nasty nasty people, ignore em hun we've been there at sometime :love:
As for you Sandi Sandi Sandi, in to the pile of heaving bodies you go, preferably landing near me n Mr c :love:
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nasty nasty people, ignore em hun we've been there at sometime :love:
As for you Sandi Sandi Sandi, in to the pile of heaving bodies you go, preferably landing near me n Mr c :love: :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: mwm
well we wasn't gonna say who ours were for fear of upsetting anyone we know and love but for the hell of it here goes;
1) bobthebuilder - cos he can fix it for me anyday.
2) spongebobsquarepants - cos I lurve his sexy y fronts.
3) shrek - cos I lurve big hunky hulky things.
4) wallacengromit - them knashers can nibble on my nips anyday.
5) Buzzzzzz from tractor tom - kinda speaks for itself really. :grin:
there that wasn't too hard to do , phew
take care bently huni, shame you went so quickly before we could change your minds :kiss ceys[quote user=Sid_n_Nancy][quote user=kcmanc]Ohhh do we only get 5 ??? Sorry we're greedy!
Here goes :
Ceylon ( Mr & Mrs )
Jt's ( Mr & Mrs )
Sid n Nancy ( Mr & Mrs )
Sexy Jen
Girl 4
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[color="olive"]Noooooooooooo! now we're out of the rejects!!! Kc you could have come in? the water's nice and warm? :welcome:;)
HaHa, Ceylon, you're out too! lol[/color][/quote]
>>>>>Quietly but encouragingly drags everyone over to the rejects corner for a mass orgy :lick::lick::lick: mmmmmmmmm
[color="red"]im in, lets try frinton......dress code blue rinse lol[/quote][/color]
Just cos you wanna get in with the oldens up there Racca bet they love Max Bygraves too, right up your street hey :laughabove:
Although Frinton does have a nice beach, maybe a beach party with some skinny dipping thrown in lol
Although Frinton does have a nice beach, maybe a beach party with some skinny dipping thrown in lol [quote user=northlondon12]How about clacton hee hee al the ladies cud av a go on mr ceylon`s waltzer......an i`ll do the spinnin........:haha::haha:
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northy I don't think Clacton is quite prepared for a swingers social just yet. We have Candy floss n rock but not much else lol. Ladies feel free to ride on Mr C's Waltzer anywhere else lol :grin: :haha:
northy I don't think Clacton is quite prepared for a swingers social just yet. We have Candy floss n rock but not much else lol. Ladies feel free to ride on Mr C's Waltzer anywhere else lol :grin: :haha: 