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brianofnazareth
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
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Sexlightened
Well, it's September and the renewal reminder (and offer) turned up in the email the other morning and, after careful consideration, I'm not going to bother this year. Frankly, I've got too many things on with work and other projects to have much free time to spend on the site.
If things quiet down, I might be back, but probably not this side of Christmas.
Have fun, y'all.
:cheers:
Sexlightened
Jesus Monkeyballs!!!
You found a KFC where they can speak English??
Sexlightened
False, although I did have a wank in the car during a traffic jam on the M40 once.
The person below has shagged the milkman, postman, pizza delivery boy, travelling salesperson, or similar itinerent working home-visitor.
Sexlightened
Well, at least now I know what I've been doing wrong all these years.
:doh:
Sexlightened
... and if those pups are made for walking, then that's just what they'll do...
Sexlightened
Oh yeah, anything by Wagner. Especially standing up through the sun-roof of an S-Class Mercedes. To Poland!!!
The person below is a close personal fuck-buddy of Max Moseley.
Sexlightened
Shotguns.
Anything in a Beretta or a Mossburg. Purdeys or Holland and Holland get proposals.
Sexlightened
Well, I've been on the site for well over a year and I've met at least one established member, but I have neither comments nor been flagged as "established".
Then again, if someone chooses not to, then that's their choice and I'm happy to be discrete.
There is also the issue that you can only be established by another established member, so if you swing with a group that's fairly self-contained, how do you break that loop?
Sexlightened
Like forgetting to put the handbrake on before climbing onto the bonnet?
Sexlightened
Did anyone think of Fartman?
Apocalypse Fart?
A Fart Too Far?
Fart on the Nile?
Fart on the Orient Express?
The Fart of the Baskervilles?
The Fart of Gentlemen?
The Fart of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
Fart Runner?
Captain Corelli's Fart?
The Fart After Tomorrow?
Independence Fart?
Thank You For Farting?
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Fart?
Dirty Harry: Magnum Fart?
Robin Hood, Prince of Farts?
Carry On Farting?
I Know What You Farted Last Summer?
2001: A Fart Odyssey?
A Clockwork Fart?
No? Really?
Wow.
Sexlightened
Why does it have to be in the past? I want to go into the future and see what kind of funky sex they've invented that I haven't thought up yet.
:bounce:
And sex with aliens... the possibilities are mind boggling!!!
:evil2:
Sexlightened
[quote user=mwm69]Brian....your in the wrong thread for flirting
....this is serious stuff in here:notes:...and your not supposed to give anyone ideas.:smoke:[/quote]
Sorry... I just can't help it. :thrilled:
PANT... to PART...
....this is serious stuff in here:notes:...and your not supposed to give anyone ideas.:smoke:[/quote]
Sorry... I just can't help it. :thrilled:
PANT... to PART...
Sexlightened
... and here was me thinking we were all flirting. Where could I have got that idea from?
Well, we've got options...
RIPS... or LUDO...
:taz:
Sexlightened
LIDS... you try keeping one on it...
and I'll be amazed if the next person doesn't come up with lips...
Sexlightened
[quote user=funkydiva35]brian lick my tunt???
omg....did i jus say that.....fuck me, thats not very flirty is it???..:laughabove:[/quote]
Nope... not very flirty... but, OK then, if you insist :cheers:
Anyone else?
Sexlightened
True... but only if thinking about licking diva's nips coated in strawberry jam counts as a sexual stimulant.
The person below has fantasised about sex with animals.
Sexlightened
Um, false... but phone me and define "stalking" in more detail.
The person below has wanted to fuck someone they met for the first time at a funeral.
Sexlightened
False. I have *a* whip, which doesn't count as a collection. And no chains, except on bikes. And lots of people know about them, so they're not secret by any stretch of the imagination.
The person below has had sex at a wedding or party with someone other than who they came with.
