Nnnooo this is not an offer lol!
This bukkake thing, is there no sex, its just wanking?
Lots of men wanking over/onto a woman?
Ok I cant sleep and stupid things pop into my head, but I don't really understand the point.... The men get to wank and the woman gets covered in cum, is that it? lol
Be like a 5/10 minute party then eh?
Those with experience feel free to enlighten me
:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
Jo xxx
:happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:
Unless Im greatly mistaken (highly unlikely, lol) you now have to stay!!!
Yay !!
Jo & Daz xxx
for us :
Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek
Johnny Depp and Rachael Wiess
Julian McMahon and Emmanuelle Seigner
Im sure there are more lol
Jo & Daz xxx
oooo look now i can play, coz i know me really well...
Had sex in the boiler room at tescos when i was 20
LOL
well unless i post under myself how the hell am i supposed to play?? lol
I dont know anything about people on here, its not that sort of site! lol
Only joking True, Luv ya really... ok outrageous fact...
He is a lovely person!!! no really he is ffs
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^^^^^^^ feckin weirdo!!! lol lol lol
Anyone who replies to one of those, in my opinion, kinda deserves whatever they get, its so obvious!!
Ho Hum
Jo xxx
Suds.... not sure what to say really... will miss you... genuinely!!!
Jo & Daz xxx
:inlove::inlove::inlove:
:inlove::inlove::inlove:
You whore where you like hunnie lol
Wow, True Im starting to think you just attention seeking lol... I know you have had at least 3 serious invites, and god knows how many others... what you waiting for?
Just start saying yes, and try the water man!
Jo xxx
Shepherds pie and baked beans? eeewwww lol
Daz and me share the same favourite food, from TGI Fridays, Jack Daniels baby back ribs YUMMY!!!
Next Question:
Favourite song?
Daz's is Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd (very confident with this answer Mr Parson's)
But what is mine??? hmmmmm
Yay mine is drowning (and midgets lol)
Daz's is heights, easy peasy lol
Jo xxx
Jo's is drowning I believe...come on Jo whats mine ?
Dazza xxxxx
LMAO us too !
Too old, not single and a small to medium size willy :-(
If a thread took a blue pill would it not become'a rope'? lol
Restraining techniques True??? hmmmmm
Draw me a picture and I let you know! lol
Jo xxx
Well now I know why we all here! lol
Lets be honest one liners only work f you have already pulled
My favourite will always be, 'get ya coat, you've pulled'
Jo xxx
LOL North bless you and your subtle ways
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yep thats about the strength of it Kevin, lol
And True, well done you! very impressed with the restraint you have shown, although I'm really not sure it will continue lol
Jo xxx
Actually yes it can, a woman make it appear as though she is squirting when she is actually urinating, eewwww... sorry not a fan or squiring either lol
Jo xxx
Have to be honest porn does nothing for me at all (Jo) its all the bloody same, now all I do is take the piss out of the fake noises and faces, and tend to spot, when someone has lost a fake nail or something, lol.
However if Im watching something and a man slides his hand into a womans blouse and touches her breasts or slides his hand up her thigh...secretly .. then thats HOT! even better if its happening between 2 people that shouldnt, ie office romance etc
Daz watches porn with no sound, while he's playing guitar, so I think its safe to say it dont do a lot for him either lol.
Jo & Daz xxx
There is a minority of men (singles and part of couples) that spoil it for the rest of you.
I can say that I have spoken to many guys on here, and some of them, we were really up for meeting, swopped numbers etc. Then something changes, you get quite creepy, sometimes REALLY dirty messages, and it REALLY puts me off. Why do people change when they think they have done the ground work? That would be my biggest complaint about men in general on here, I really dont take any notice of the whispers, coz I know they saying the same damn thing to everyone with a pulse!
Hang on in there you single men, try not to be needy or creepy, and have patience. People only want to get to know the real you, same as any situation, asking to see someones pussy or tits does not make for a long relationship, lol
Jo & Daz xxx
:inlove::inlove:aaawwwww :inlove::inlove:
I Love you Daz xxxxx
Jo hunnie... You have a body to die for, perfect legs, perfect breasts and awesome nipples ! Also a beautiful face and an IQ higher than my height in cm's
I would qualify you as been very gifted and very talented !
Dazza MrB !
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:doh: LOL Rosie, you worked for samaritans long? Im loving your work hunnie
Jo xxx
lol