Orgasminator
God damn it, where is the moonwalking emote when you need it? lol
Debs speedy recovery hun
Jo & Daz xxx
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blondecouple
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
Straight Female, 56
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester
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Orgasminator
hmmm that would depend on whether or not this will actually happen, as you well know mrandmrs the bukkake one won't not in any arena, not in any life!! lol
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Orgasminator
Would need some serious arranging with kids and stuff, but we have talked about it often
Jo & Daz xxx
Orgasminator
Physical attraction first and fore most here ...
And that is because if we dont find them attractive in some way we wouldnt arrange to meet them ...therefor would never know about the personality.... after that hell yeah they have to be able to hold an intelligent conversation, and be able to have a laugh. otherwise the attractive quality seems to diserpate
Jo & Daz xxx
Orgasminator
I have one of those Annie I married it lol, and it didnt cost me a penny
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Jo xxx
Orgasminator
And this calendar would be for sale in WHSmiths??
Hmmm really not sure that many people would REALLY want to be in it, unless it was a porn version with no faces
Orgasminator
Olivia I would say unless the person has no standards and no morals there will always be good and bad meets, unavoidaable really, everyone can't like everyone, and like it or not, photos and cams can be deceiving lol.
I'm sure you will have a great time with whoever you meet as long as you always keep an open mind, you seem like you have your head screwed on (excuse the pun) You will be fine
Jo & Daz xxx
Orgasminator
oooo a thousand notes.......mmmmmm
A new guitar !
yayyyyyyyyy !!!!
Dazza xxx
*ducks Jo's right hand*
Orgasminator
I have a concern about the males on this site...
Underwater camera housing??
Alloys??
Engine management system??
And they say romance is dead lol
Orgasminator
Someone just have the kids for the weekend, I would consider myself pampered lol
Orgasminator
To go with the new TV I will now be needing a sick bucket ..thank you Serens!!!
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Orgasminator
Really? you don't think alloys would be her 1st choice??
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Orgasminator
If you were given £1000 and you could only buy one thing and it HAD to be something for yourself what would it be??
This is not a problem I have yet had, but you never know ...one day ... lol
Right now I would cheat and buy something for the house, which is kind of for everyone... A new TV
What about you??
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Orgasminator
ooohhh share Ant and Dec lol
and
Oceans 11 ... most of them
T Birds & Pink Ladies
Pirates of the Caribbean
Daz wants the Cadbury Carmel Bunny and Jessica Rabbit
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Orgasminator
LOL ... True I won;t call it you, but you have to know its cute right?? lol
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Orgasminator
LMFAO True!! you cant say that!!!!
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Orgasminator
To clean themselves... Not really sure of the relevance to gang bangs lol
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Orgasminator
Have to agree with True, really not doing yourself any favours there, with the name choice
Mrandmrs , NO!! thats no better! lol
Orgasminator
Anything with : Aliens, Monsters, Lasers, Explosions, Swearing, Shooting, Blowing Up, Blood, Guts, Pain, Torture !
Popcorn with sugar, bag of Minstrels and a huge jug of pop you can drop all over the floor !
Dazza xxx
Orgasminator
You might find you get more interest if people know who the couple are, especially the female
Orgasminator
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
Slugs have 4 noses
Women blink nearly twice as much as men
You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
Orgasminator
Another one of what?? and please be aware EVERYONE on here is greedy lol, thats why we here
Jo xxx
Orgasminator
Going back to blow jobs, a good tip is, get 3 or 4 of their ribs removed so they can suck their own cocks, leaving you free to watch Britains got talent
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Orgasminator
Oh good thread True!
We are exactly the same in the flesh as we appear on cam, for this very reason True.
I will never say or do anything that may come back one day and bite me in the ass.
If I were to come on cam and fuck myself with the nearest falic object, people would probably think when they met me that they I would be pretty much up for anything, and that is not the case at all.
So on cam I play a little and tease a little, that way I never feel I have any expectations to live up to.
Same when we're talking to people, If someone says to me, if we meet will such and such happen , I won't say yes, I always say, we will see how the night goes... coz if they turn up and there is no chemistry or the people don't look the way the thought they were going to, there’s no point me lying, nothing will happen, the last thing I would want is someone turning up with pre-conceived ideas then leaving disappointed and feeling robbed in some way. Or worse still, actually assuming something when they walk in and having the awkwardness of having to say no!
I know there are people on all sites that say and do things just to get more meets and more attention, and I have absolutely no doubt that if we changed our profile to Full swap, and said I was Bi, we would get tones more meets... But we don't do full swap, and I’m not Bi, so the people we would meet wouldn’t be meeting the real Jo and Daz and they wouldn’t get what they thought they were going to, seems kind of pointless.
The Bi thing really annoys me coz it seems in this scene that everyone just expects you to be Bi, and it really takes some explaining when your not... I have had meets with Bi couples and Bi women, makes no difference to me, If a Bi woman wants to play with me that’s cool, and a bit of petting and kissing just adds to the fun, but if I then say I’m Bi, then all of a sudden there would be expectations from other Bi women that I simple couldn’t meet.
So there you go, no pretending here, and no false advertising, what you see is most defiantly what you get!
Oh except Daz talks a lot more in real life coz I don’t pinch his vocal chords like I do the keyboard lol
Jo & Daz xxx
Orgasminator
Tip for guys - try keeping a very small amount of toothpaste in your mouth just before you go down on ya lady - not too much as it will take you an hour to get her off the ceiling - LOL
It's never a bad idea to clean ya' teeth before a knobbin' session anyway !
Dazza
Orgasminator
Oh no, rivalry for Johnny Depp... ok Charlie if he becomes a member, you can have sloppy seconds lol
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Jo xxx
Orgasminator
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Yay!!! However this does not get you off the hook, I am busy penciling in my back rub, lol
Jo & Daz xxx
