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biggirluk
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
0 miles · Colwick

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[quote user=freestyle550]Goes back a few years but Crystal tips and Alistair was very psychedelic when i was a kid,she sure had some hair.[/quote] i once had an unfortunate perm (it was the 80's before you lot start!) that earned me that nickname for a few months :upset:
[quote user=funkydiva35] rite il brb...need a piss...wanna rite more but im gonna pee me pants...see ya in a bit xx[/quote] bugger me that is a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong pee :sticky:
[quote user=qanda] Did you actually mean drivel:wave2::wary:passionkiss[/quote] it is usually me that is the pedant but i resisted q
i am not allowed to contribute to this one cos only ones i can think of are barred in serens first sentence :giggle:
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: omg don't say jelly babies when you are so close to clare there!!! if you wanna see scary get between her and a packet of them :giggle:
[quote user=hotstory69]i am STUNNED that no-one has mentioned Bod!!! [/quote] no!!!!! surpriseduch: got me singing now :karaoke: dangermouse was my fave as teen- witty and rude rotflmao
home safe and sound but missing funk's cloud :sticky: thanks so much to you both but especially the :Pdiva for the special times passionkiss:rose:sillyassionkiss:
[quote user=baylisstic]hey katndel, you were obviously asking too much of them,as another one bites the dust, although it does make a fresh change for some one else frightening them off and not us :bounce: xxxxxxxx[/quote] is it cos you were just too slow this time though? :giggle:
james generally the friday is a quieter less formal thing- folks maybe meet for dinner in a pub close by and have a few drinks/chat then obviously there is an orgy :thrilled: (unfortunately i am only kidding on that bit :upset: or am i :rascal: :uhoh: )
[quote user=youngfun]ne room for 1 more on the guestlist got the day off and could really do with a windown[/quote] just popping a post on for funks: the balance of singles to couples is about right now for tomorrow so sorry but not this time :P
[quote user=funkydiva35]kat i prefer monster munch.....:P[/quote] ... or just munching in general :giggle:
mcvitees didn't want to pay vat on jaffa cakes but the government of the day did :kick: biscuits have vat but cakes don't they entered into an expensive legal battle, hingeing largely on the legal definition for biscuits and cakes :small-print:hence the crunchy to soggy and moist to hard discussion. mcvitees won and so we have cakes in the biccie aisle but i think they are ineligible as a result from the best biccie comp. :thrilled:
[quote user=funkydiva35]Jus avin me grey done sexy peeps, im avin a day out wiv me mommy in law, left rosie at mine, tis greeeeeeat avin her wiv me, altho i cant get anywhere near me puta.....hence im on me iphone!!! Only jokin, luv ya really sexy bum! Lol Cya all latas Funky nutta xx[/quote] Oi!!! i would let you use it :angel: occasionally :giggle:
[quote user=tee-em-aitch]I noticed how quiet you were on Friday nite ma little funkateer - hardly noticed you were there.[/quote] dunno what he means funks innocent i saw nothing :rascal:
[quote user=tee-em-aitch][quote user=funkydiva35].....admin.....u tryin to send me round the bend?? [/quote] Too late surely?[/quote] i see you are getting the lay of the land regarding :P funks, tee :giggle:
post any face pics on your profile as private and then you can control who has access to them, as you have to give permission to view a nice torso pic etc can be good in public too
[quote user=glasstv]Ok, as someone who has been loafing around a bit for a few weeks now (And yes, will be here for the long term- if only 'cos it will be once in a blue moon I have free time to chase that meet banghead), I have a question for all you regular posters. It seems that the chatroom is more social, were people meet up and exchange all the gossip and tips, but its also where they don't like to be disturbed either; talking to friends means they don't like randoms butting in. On the other hand the bulletin boards are for the big events like MK, and the established groups organising their stuff. So... should a single guy hang around the boards until he sees a couple or a meet open to newbies/single guys, or should he wait in the chatroom and risk the Dreadful Wrath of The Mods :crazyconfused[/quote] use chat! use the forums! use parties! use ... all the rest of the stuff- tis your web site as much as anyone's in chat we may sound a bit exclusive but we don't mean to- jsut join in and as long as you are polite there should be no issues (tis unnerving though - i remember being a newbie) as for the wrath of the mods... :upset: i would hope that we are not the enemy actually. talk to us- you may be surprised :rose:
[quote user=baylisstic]we are now booked,for the two nights,soooooo busy organising everyone else,forgot to book our room ffs:doh: [/quote] what are you like? :giggle: sorted now though :happy:
[quote user=debbie1959]Come on Girls you know what I cant resist,wish I had the money to buy.........the answer is S...S?[/quote] sausages?
:eeek:were you chatting with zoe at the time, funks? :doh: has been there all the time :giggle: