2 cats sat on the white cliffs of dover, one's english and called 123, the other one's french and called un, deux, trois. The english cat turns to the french cat and says "fancy a race across the channel then?"
French cat replies "ahhhhh, oui"
Which cat won?
A - the english cat won, french cat un, deux, trois, cat, sank!!!!!!!!!
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[quote user=nottinhum]Ok I hate complaining but Cmandcd have stepped over the mark. I rely on bubblewrap in my line of work, it saves me a lot of money and effort. I have lots of the stuff, small, large, dense and thin.............i know my bubblewrap. Anyhow, although most of the time it is put to good use, occassionally I have a quick pop, it warms the soul.......................so anyone who belittles bubble wrap poppers is way out of line. The world would be a better place if more people did it.
P.S. im going to add to another thread just so this doesnt go to the top!!!!!
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in a seedy partof town bibi sorces her bubb runnerand wispers....
pssst gorrrr eni bubb rap mate ?
Ok I hate complaining but Cmandcd have stepped over the mark. I rely on bubblewrap in my line of work, it saves me a lot of money and effort. I have lots of the stuff, small, large, dense and thin.............i know my bubblewrap. Anyhow, although most of the time it is put to good use, occassionally I have a quick pop, it warms the soul.......................so anyone who belittles bubble wrap poppers is way out of line. The world would be a better place if more people did it.
P.S. im going to add to another thread just so this doesnt go to the top!!!!!
OOOO THAT PASTY SHOP THIN ATTHE END OF THE PLATFORM AT KINGS CROSS, ANY ONEELSETHINK THE ART WORKS A BIT WELL NIEVE. THE PASTYS THEM SELFS ARE NOT WHAT THAY USED TO BRE EITHER, ANDTHE LITTER BIN YOUR SUPOSED TO PUT YER WRAPPERS INOOOOOOOOO , I TELL YOU I SHOULD GO AND TELL THEM. NEXT TIME YOURIN KINGS CROSS AV A BUTCHERS AY AY.
oh dear, i think i may really be screwing with your fun cmandcd!!! You see the same day I phoned up for Westlife to win I thought I would also phone up the head programmer of channel 4 to have a pop at how bad TV is these days. I got through and had a heated debate with this guy and eventually told him he was a good for nothing space cadet, to my utter disgust he started muttering something about "genius" and "get me Jonny Vaughan". I'm truly sorry for all this and hope you will forgive me.
C. xxxx
i think i can clear up the west life thing, recently i had a couple of days free abd just paid myself some christmas bonus so i figured there couldnt be a better way to spend my time and burn my cash than by ringing in to the record of the year line and voting for westlife over and over and over and over again.
They won.
Sorry.
it was money well spent.
welll hope we all have a safe and memorable festive season. sare a thought for those chaps that are stuck in thegulf etc. if i could come and stuff your turky i would. xxxxxx would it not be nuice to drop all those boys a wee mail, just to say hi and xxxx
to the chums that i am eerrrrrrm well chummy with xxxx ( O )x( O ) xxxx 
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