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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 76
Bisexual Female, 76
0 miles · Kent
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[quote user=swingin_cat]Dear Mrs Proops (or "Margi Baby" as I prefer to call you whether you like it or not),
I have received the following mail from an unnamed member, which sounds like an opportunity not to be ignored:
pssst cat pop his name etc in my box im sure i can fit him in . and will do it for , i know its bit expensive , a cod supper and yes and an iron bru.
all my thoughts for your new post
bibi
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ps i am also in a dilemma garrners or baxters for best pickles at new years buffet candle lit supper . oooooh the dissions one has to make.
i am not pretending to be a couple, i am a single 49 yo guy. Are you interested inbeing made into a whore? if so, i will pay you £300.
The question is, should I give up my well-paid Monday to Friday job, peeling and chopping onions for the Judge Pickles company, in favour of this proposition? Am I taking a risk?
Yours as ever.
Confused, yet flattered.
Somewhere in the British Isles.
PS - What worries me the most is I haven't the heart to tell him that I am a single male, and would like to retain my anal virginity for the rest of my life. Am I worrying myself sick over nothing????
Post edited 30-12-2005 15:43[/quote] :cry: :cry: :-? 
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eye: Well Cat I can see your dilemma! Personally I dont think £300 is enough to give up something you have so jealously guarded. We would be tempted to abandon our morals if we received an offer more in keeping with that made by Robert Redford to Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson. To sell oneself short of that standard would be a very impolite thing to do.
Of course, the choice is yours!
PS. Welcome back xx
[quote user=redwhiteandblue][quote user=nottinhum]so, im balancing on the roof looking all moody and evil but the kids just laugh at me? what am i doing wrong?[/quote]
Nothing. Kids have always laughed at you, you've just never noticed until now.[/quote]
Thankyou for solving that one Red, sometimes the answer is staring right at you!!!
What about Patsy's infamous role as a South African Diplomat in the Lethal Weapon film? Starring alongside Joss Ackland (the Crook).
Not to mention her fame from having married Liam Gallacher (the big mouth, talentless, opinionated front man from Oasis) - this was a bad move.......!!!!!!!!!
Come on Cat........ get it right, old chap!!!
J
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