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thats a easy one, men always have control of the remote controls cos you women have vibrators to play with instead. lol
CHANGE ONE LETTER OF THE LAST WORD POSTED AND SEE Rules: YOU CANNOT ADD LETTERS YOU CANNOT USE FOREIGN LANGUAGES YOU CAN ONLY CHANGE ONE LETTER STARTING WORD:dick So i'll start the ball rolling my word is:- LICK Have fun lol Post edited 01-11-2006 18:23
hope u,ve got room for 1 horny couple see yous all soon :doggy: :doggy: :wank: smile sungod
a woman rushes through the front door,shouts to her husband ive won the lottery pack ya bags .he starts to pack then asks wot shall i pack ?,are we sking or off to play in the sun ?. she replies i dont care .......just pack ya bags and fook off biggrin lol
a muslin woman came to my door the other day , so i talked to her through the letter box......see how she fookin liked it . lol oh and i got banned from b&q some twat asked me if i wanted deckin........so i landed the first punch :wank: lol
Ok, I am finally being organised !!!! Have hunted for cheap ish hotels in centre of town and have found one. At £59 for the nite seems ok to me. Get in touch and will let u know where. Would be good if could all be in same place, we will just have to sneak Qanda in lol. Sue xxxxxxxxx
chip was a bit nervous at 1st but thanks 2 people like swinging cat devons mikee curvy sue bays ian n kel t j and every1 else 4 relaxing me had a bit 2 much pop thou also thanks 2 jaybone and jilly the pink 4 the drinks off 2 mansfield next hope 2 meet more interesting people off this site 4 a laugh and maybe some fun xxxxxxxxxx :clap: :clap: :clap: smile
hi there everybody chip has his hotel room booked and on his way 2 mansfield i hope it is as good as leeds and hope 2 meet more genuine people on this site smile biggrin :lick: lol thanks again mark xxxxxxxxxxx
[Would make you the centre of the world and concentrate on just giving you pleasure in anyway you would desire. You look and sound fantastic. If you get anything sorted i would be glad to be your willing helper CHARLIEBOY43 B]bold text here[/B] lol
A big thanks to Ian & Kel for putting so much effort into making the Leeds Meet on 28th October such a fun, happy, relaxed event. :clap: :clap: Old hands, new faces, shy newbies, gorgeous women, good looking blokes - oh and I was there as well. So to Baylisstic, Bazza, Ben Ranger, Chipndale, CurvySue, Devon4U, Harddrive1, Jan, Jaybone, JelandN, Jilly the Pink, Marc1Donna2, Mikee747, PennineCpl, Ph-da-ha, Puppies, Sudsy, Swinging Cat, Tally, Up4you2 - thanks for coming to the party - everyone of you solid gold peeps. (Big soz if I missed anyone). :-o It was a great laugh to be there with everyone - very relaxed - lots of mingling - lots of humour - lots of winks - and I for one had some very good conversations with nearly everyone on nearly every topic you can imagine - and then some. biggrin Where next I wonder? John xx
be great to get in touch with you both have e mailed you and really would like to have fun with you both. [B]bold text here[/B] :lick:
It should be up the top of the page above the yellow bar. It should say " Met this user? Click here to make an established member - " biggrin Post edited 28-10-2006 14:01
hi bean babe marc just got the day off work so we will be there :doggy: :devil: biggrin alltho we wont be staying in the hotel for the night unless we get invited to lol see you soon xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Post edited 28-10-2006 10:03
I've talked to the hotel and told them there's likely to be 'quite a few' people staying up late in the bar.. There's going to be around three serving at the bar - so should be enough to go round - so long as no-one tries to cop off with any of them lol See y'all tomorrow. John xx
hi, sorry not mailed anyone yet, been ill ( sympathy please ) Will do it tonight. I have hotels and rough prices, all of which seem quite expensive to me, but i suppose its near easter hols. sue x
We have been asked by a very good swinging friend of ours to advertise his party for him as his pc is It is 20 mins off j29 m25 in Billericary Essex. It is for single females and couples only single men will not gain entry on the night. Pleasde ring Mickey on , the females will have to ring firstly to confirm that you are who you say you are. Look forward to seeing you all there. smile smile biggrin :P :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: Post edited 27-10-2006 17:33
hey sieusie, we drink red wine by the box, not that were alkies biggrin, and as for the chocolate, now that become a bedroom thing hum hum lol
woooooooooooo hoooooooooo! a scottish group meet! at last! sounds good puss! we would love to meet up with all you guys ( providing we can get sitters ). would be good to put faces to all those loverly tits! lol let us know if you need help arranging anything puss. hope to see you all in march/april ( or even better in the nude ).! lol steve & caz :doggy: :clap: :P
On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play >together. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a Bog and >began to sink. > >Scared for his life, the donkey 'he hawed' for the chicken to go get the >farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. > >Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no >avail, For he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the >chicken spied the farmer's new Z-4 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the >chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save >his friend's life. > >Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken >arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of >rope the chicken tossed to him. > >After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the >chicken hen drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, >rescued the donkey! > >Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the >farmer was none the wiser when he returned. > >The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best >pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he >too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life! > >The donkey thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large >puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he >would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the >donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life. > >The moral of the story? > > > > >When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks
Thanks for a great night on the 21st!! What a fab birthday i had lol. cant wait to come again, u 2 are ace host and very sexy to boot! Hugs xxx :clap: :clap: :clap:
Hi all - TJ here :moon: What would be really useful would be for people to send me a very quick email to confirm that you've booked the hotel. Those of you who've already done this ta - and there's no need to send another email. I'll then compile a list and send it back out to everyone.. In fact if you felt like it you could say the sort of time you're thinking of arriving. Me and Kel will put together some names of bars and some times and I can send that out as well. I get the impression that there'll be people in the hotel bar the whole time (apart from when they slip upstairs for a while lol) I already know that there's at least two couples, and me, who'll be in the hotel bar from around 3pm -- eager beavers biggrin Heyyy - just four more sleeps until a night of no sleeping - hehe. :devil: John xx
What do women and KFC have in common.... ? once your finished with the legs and the breasts, you've got a nice greasy box to put your bone in. These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time. The blonde said, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up." The brunette said, "No, you know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared." The redhead said nothing, but reached under her skirt, removed her panties and threw up to the ceiling, where they stuck. She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!" Teacher asks pupil... which part of body goes to heaven 1st ? Pupil replies legs Miss, I've seen my mum wave her legs in the air screaming, GOD I'm F*%#ING CUMING! This man comes home feeling pretty frisky after partying with his buddies half the night. He walk's into the bedroom where his wife is still waiting up for him. He take's off all of his clothes and says "baby you are looking at 200 pounds of dynamite." His wife opens the window and yells "everybody run for your lives, there's 200 pounds of dynamite in my bedroom and it only has a three inch fuse." Who invented the TERM Suffers from Premature Ejaculation??? Must've been a woman, because no man would call it suffering...
hiya..yippeeee we have more folk coming !!!! I have looked up hotels and have found a good one, more like an apartment type hotel, complete with sofa bed !!!! The prices are quite good and they will give a discount if we give a group booking, i've to call them later. Anyway, mail me if u want to know where to stay. Sue xxxxxxxxxxxx
Oh how true all of that is. Made me laugh all way through. :clap: Post edited 23-10-2006 12:39