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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 76
Bisexual Female, 76
0 miles · Kent
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One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him
"My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!"
"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do
about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid.....a lot quicker and
better than a doctor and you get Club card points".
So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco.
He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for
the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds
later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid
heavy will improve in two weeks"
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and
daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurried
back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen. He deposits five
pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the computer prints the
following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never
get better........
Thank you for shopping at Tesco.
:wank: :wank: :wank:
:wank: :wank: :wank: We would be happy to have it last whole weekend, but we would maybe struggle with babysitters for 2 nites in a row. We have booked our sitter for 31st March .
However we are in Edinburgh, so we would try our very very best....Hey I could always leave Andy at home with the kids,..lol.
Sue xxxxx
