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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
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firstly thanks for all those that have left comments, good or bad. Secondly an apology from me......... sorry for posting this in the 'let's meet' section. It seemed the most active so I knew that some of you would read it. And lastly, politeness, honesty, avoidance of the crude and just plain common sense seem to be the order of the day
:cheers: Kevin
Have to agree with the blondes on this one ... not great lovers of porn at all .. but one cartoon sticks in the memory cos we thought it was hilarious at the time. I think it was called Herman the sperm man or something like that and the scene I remember was where herman was a keep fit fanatic "sperm man" ... he always wanted to be the first out to make a baby ... anyways as the "human" was about to cum herman pushes all the other sperm out of the way to be first only to turn around in horror shouting " get back it's a blow job" lol
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Lolly & Pete :inlove:Sorry Rosie....... irony not my best point
Funks stated that single men need to read the ads. My snippet from my mailbox was from a couple who also can't read or the man thinks he's the next casanova!
So the sentence......... And as for the single men who can't read.......... it was meant as.... well couples can't read either.
Ok..... uni finished, brain fooked already, making no sense, gonna drown myself in a vat of merlot and die a happy woman!
Not aimed at anyone in particular and especially not you Northy..... I don't count you as new..... it seems like you've been here forever!
Anyway.......Maybe I am tarring everyone with the same brush but its not just the new singles who are a pain in the posterior........!!!!
I'm not saying much more, not saying anything on here...... those that know me well, know why we are leaving.
As for the singles not being able to read.....
Today's snippet from my mailbox :
Here's my number *********** text me and we can meet.
Fine you say, thats not offensive........ its from the male half of the couple, no mention on the female and they live 310 miles away!!!! I mean, come on, FFS......
Newbies (and I mean REAL newbies) need to learn to read and look at the distances, not just perv the sodding pictures!
Enough said.... I'm off out
oh wow madchick, that's so tough when you don't know me, ok so maybe you aren't referring to me, but please don't paint us all with the same brush as that's not fair. And don't leave either, I am sure you;ve had some great times here, and there are bound to be more [even if it is without single guys!!] XX
[color="green"]I'm a self-employed property maintenance fella - "Bodgeit, Patchit and Runn" ..
And website design in me spare time.
Me mate just asked me to join his band - but he was drunk when he heard me play guitar 
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And I've thought about becoming a sex therapist -- I've heard its just like counselling with knobs on :lol2:[/color]
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And I've thought about becoming a sex therapist -- I've heard its just like counselling with knobs on :lol2:[/color] [quote user=yeahitsme]
OK, so I am getting to know what a bad rep we have ..... single guys that is. It seems as though previous encumbants have laid down so pretty poor ground. Is this a non-retrievable situation? Or is there some glimer of hope for the new crowd? ANy suggestions welcome......... thanks, Kev X[/quote]
Non retrievable I'm afraid because to be honest, the new lot of single males on here are a dam sight worse than the old lot.
Only one of the reasons why I'm off
OK, so I am getting to know what a bad rep we have ..... single guys that is. It seems as though previous encumbants have laid down so pretty poor ground. Is this a non-retrievable situation? Or is there some glimer of hope for the new crowd? ANy suggestions welcome......... thanks, Kev X[/quote]
Non retrievable I'm afraid because to be honest, the new lot of single males on here are a dam sight worse than the old lot.
Only one of the reasons why I'm off [color="green"]Don't think I've ever picked up a girl with one line -- usually takes me several paragraphs if not a whole chapter.. :crazy:
I think any opening line has to be relevant and hopefully funny. Failing that an obvious compliment seldom goes amiss..
In a film I saw recently (Red Road) the main bloke used the line: ".. so I'm just wondering what your c*nt would taste like .." -- seemed to work for him ... :lol2:
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(b) She's a prude, or
(c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?
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We are planning to go to Utopia on June 6th and would like to know if there are any couples out there that would like to pop along with us.
We have already had one very sexy couple confirm that they will be there, but as we all know, the more the merrier!
Please jot your names down below if you're interested, and we'll see you there! 
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