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[quote user=mwm69] Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. :bounce:[/quote] :clap: Hurricanes are great.. especially when they come round and cause havoc and run off with the 20 year old blonde secretary.... oh you mean actual 'hurricanes'... oh ok then lol.
[quote user=mwm69] Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' [/quote] As an Australian I beg to differ.... but challenge people to try...:bounce:
[quote user=mwm69]Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. :bounce:[/quote] And also as a girl who has never had babies I was absolutely astounded that milk also shoots out of those bits and not just the middle bit....blink
Well I don't have any monsters... but all I have to say about Crystals post is :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::bounce:
"Big numpty" huh...?!?!? :wank::wank::wank::wank::wank::wank: You shall get a good slapped arse for that CC!!! :giggle::giggle: Mr Crystal
Ahhhhh mate !!! See what I mean everyone?!?!?!?!? :happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:
I just wanna say a little somehting about some of the people I/we have met on the site. When I joined (Mrs Crystal) I was the usual nervous and excited but people I met and have chatted to made me feel so relaxed and it was good. When we met people for the first time (Newcastle 07 YAY!!) we were again nervous and excited and again were welcomed and lost our 'couple virginity' and it was great. When I (Mrs Crystal) was down and troubled, having had my first baby, I was retreating, shy and nervous all over again.....and found that some of the most caring genuine people who helped me and astounded me were some of the people from this site. People I have chatted to, some of them I have met and some I haven't. They are the ones that have made me realise there is more to this community than I realised. They are the genuinely great humans beings that have made me also realise that there are still people out there I still need to meet. And that is ...priceless :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Thank you to you people... and you know who you are..... kiss:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss: Here endeth the Lesson.... Play safe everyone...... H xxx
hi all. i'm a bi guy 36 living with my girlfriend who does not know i'm bi and i aim to keep it that way. i say im bi but it has been over three years since i have had a cock in me and miss it so much. i'm free this sat late afternoon if a kind man would like to let me have the use of his cock. i can't accom but can come to you . you must live in stoke on trent area and as close to longton as possible .[b]
[quote user=montyjessy]ya did such a fantastic job last time we defo want to go again ..... maybe this time we can snog ya hehe ...[/quote] Think it might be overdue montys! lol P&H
The mail strike CC... thought he was dyslexic and meant "mail available".... P&H
It's ok... we thought it referred to the strike being called off.... :giggle: P&H
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer: Well... we're putting ourselves forward for this again (masochistic side of us!!) What we want now... We're proposing to organise another Leeds Social Meet for the traditional February slot and are looking for interest and uptake on who might want to attend. We'll run the poll above over the next month to gauge interest - Saturday 6th February is the same weekend as this year whereas the following saturday (13th) would be a nice lead into the romantic Valentines weekend! What we don't want now is people posting comments wanting more information in the thread about where / how / why (??) and at what cost etc etc as it's far too early at this stage to get that info. banghead:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead: Pop your feedback and thoughts on whether this years social was good enough to repeat again for next year and hopefully we can get the ball rolling on this over the next couple of months. :happy::happy::happy::happy::happy: P&H
I thought long and hard about where I was going to put my [size="18"]400th [/size]post in the forums [size="12"][/size] and I decided on here...... [img]
oh and I just noticed this thing doesnt let you type com either.. as in come... not with a . in front of it anyway biggrin
Random spamming emails from holiday companies are so useful sometimes.. if only for practicing picture adding....
But she's pee'd her pants....... How am I gonna get some snog action with Miss Pissy-pants? biggrin Not that I want snog action WITH Miss Pissy-pants.. but you know what I mean :D Surely..e on.. fit bloke.e and snog me!!! :D passionkiss
Shelli's - we so wish we had seen this thread earlier!!! banghead:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead: Get in touch guys - still keen to meet you two! :smile2::smile2: P&H
[img] There's a Christmas Market here.. and it's in Belgium...... Who knew?! biggrin
Hi all. Thought i'd drop in and introduce myself. New to all this so DONT BE GENTLE. I'm after my first experiance swinging but not sure what its to be... Decisions decisions. Look forward to chating and maybe meeting one or two of ya soon.
Oh sorry, I only read the first 2 lines and thought it was an instruction manual on how to change a light bulb. But as I am already rather adept at changing light bulbs I didn't read on. I shall read the rest now:crazy: