[quote user=mwm69]
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
:bounce:[/quote]
:clap: Hurricanes are great.. especially when they come round and cause havoc and run off with the 20 year old blonde secretary.... oh you mean actual 'hurricanes'... oh ok then lol.
[quote user=mwm69]
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
[/quote]
As an Australian I beg to differ.... but challenge people to try...:bounce:
Well I don't have any monsters... but all I have to say about Crystals post is :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::bounce:
Or squeal like a pig!!!
:evil2::evil2:
P
"Big numpty" huh...?!?!?
:wank::wank::wank::wank::wank::wank:
You shall get a good slapped arse for that CC!!!
:giggle::giggle:
Mr Crystal
Ahhhhh mate !!!
See what I mean everyone?!?!?!?!?
:happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:
hi all. i'm a bi guy 36 living with my girlfriend who does not know i'm bi and i aim to keep it that way. i say im bi but it has been over three years since i have had a cock in me and miss it so much. i'm free this sat late afternoon if a kind man would like to let me have the use of his cock. i can't accom but can come to you . you must live in stoke on trent area and as close to longton as possible .[b]
[quote user=montyjessy]ya did such a fantastic job last time we defo want to go again ..... maybe this time we can snog ya hehe ...[/quote]
Think it might be overdue montys! lol
P&H
The mail strike CC... thought he was dyslexic and meant "mail available"....
P&H
It's ok... we thought it referred to the strike being called off....
:giggle:
P&H
:inlove:
We do CC!!!!
MWAH!
P&H
hi, to meet up with peeps local,lets start with a drink,
Thanks diva will bear you in mind, ya nutter.
I thought long and hard about where I was going to put my [size="18"]400th [/size]post in the forums [size="12"][/size] and I decided on here......
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Random spamming emails from holiday companies are so useful sometimes.. if only for practicing picture adding....
Seriously........... :crazy:
YAY! Me is very good at sudoku:bounce:
Hi all.
Thought i'd drop in and introduce myself.
New to all this so DONT BE GENTLE.
I'm after my first experiance swinging but not sure what its to be...
Decisions decisions.
Look forward to chating and maybe meeting one or two of ya soon.
Oh feck typo... I meant snog not snag lol
Oh sorry, I only read the first 2 lines and thought it was an instruction manual on how to change a light bulb. But as I am already rather adept at changing light bulbs I didn't read on. I shall read the rest now:crazy:
And me. As always. *sigh*