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Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
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Hiya, we are having a trip to Bath on Friday 27th November 2009. looking for playmates for that night. If interested, please mail us direct. speak soon xx
I have to say I find them pretty useless for the money. I now personally couldn't live without my wireless broadband. Although I do agree with mwm in the fact that they are good if you are travelling but then just go pay as you go if you want the portability of internet.
same here i'll be at the leeds social and looking forward to meeting all the site regulars
Good point well made Mrs B biggrin I set mine to private rather than take them off because I don't want daft pictures of me on my computer - so I'm storing them here for the time being. There are things that can be done that can stop pictures being nicked.. a lot of websites have them.. But SP is a leedle bit behind the time technology wise!
[quote user=funandfunky]hey sexy 2on's.... we stink of piss... r very hairy... hav bad breathe.... knocked knee'd.... snore.... flick snot.... and shit thru the eye of a needle on a regular basis.... sooooooooooooooooooooo get ya coat uv pulled!! funky nutta:P and mr markie:color: xx[/quote] Wow... so many compatible partners!!!!! :evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2: P&H
Well been on here a month or so and said hi loads of times in the chat room.biggrin 284 off you have looked at my profile so :D Have looked at some great :lick: profiles (no I'm not a picture gatherer :wank: [b]Sometimes [/b]can feel like as a single male banghead that as welcome as a dose just before a party :Dsad [b]BUT [/b] many more of you are great on here with us SM's:banghead: for which I :clap::clap::clap::D you all. So who fancies a shag? :moon::D
[quote user=twoontwo]hi we are fat, ugly, smelly, and like to get pissed and fart alot anyone fancy a shag ????????????[/quote] guys - you've just highlighted all the qualities we look for in a couple! :evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2: Hubba Hubba!!! P&H
If someone has nicked (copied to their pc) a picture from your profile Deb they can view it, they have it on their computer. I've set mine to private to stop anymore from being nicked.
...and I am too old at 35 [size="18"][/size]Anyway it ain't the mileage, its the make!!! :2fingers::2fingers::2fingers::2fingers::2fingers::2fingers:
Happy Birthday Funky!!! Have a fantastic night!!! Want to hear all about it and see pics as well! [size="24"]Happy Birthdayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!![/size] XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX :beer::happy::beer::happy::beer::happy::beer:
they have had to make some improvements after you were there last oli, the neighbours and town council all complained about your noise pmsl xxx
we are off to club tease in cambridgeshire tonight, if anyones going, pop by and say hi. the jt's xxxx
[quote user=crystalpd]How slow were we??? Yes please us too!!!!!! February is looking good...!! :angel::angel::angel::angel::angel::angel::angel::angel:[/quote] Honey - I have to wait until FEBRUARY until you have sex with me?!?!?!!?!?!?!? banghead:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead: Mr Crystal
How slow were we??? Yes please us too!!!!!! February is looking good...!! :angel::angel::angel::angel::angel::angel::angel::angel:
Mrs Crystal writes: Its all true..... and by these responses, it should be clear that my point has been proved. :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup: Here's to you all!!! :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:
[quote user=mwm69] ~~~ Nominated as the world's best short joke ~~~ 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. “Mum,” he asked, “Are these my brains?” “Not yet,” she replied. :bounce:[/quote] Every man is born with his brain in his pants... FACT
[quote user=mwm69] Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... [/quote] Well to be honest... it's to get all the dried cum out...
[quote user=mwm69] Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear. [/quote] Just a good year????? Personally I call that a good week...:bounce: