If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that
A talking dog goes into a hardware store and says: 'I'd like a job please'. The hardware store owner says: 'We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?' The dog replies: 'What would the circus want with a plumber'
The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died .... Dido must be sh*tting herself
Paddy sitting on the train across from a blonde in a mini skirt. He realises she is going commando. Are you looking a my fanny she asks. Yes, I'm sorry says Paddy. It's ok, she says, it's very talented. Watch this, I can make it blow a kiss and wink at you. He stares in amazement as the fanny first blows a kiss at him, then winks at hime sit next to me - would you like to stick two fingers in ? Fucking hell, says Paddy - can it whistle as well ?
can we have 2 seats on the bus as well please
Never underestimate human stupidity.
Oh buggeration my reply was to mwm not stevenkel.... that's buggered that up lol
true ... no details though except by appointment lol
the person below me has had an orgasm with the washing machine on full spin cycle
I was in chatroom the other day when one obnoxious single male was whispering all the women and being a generally
He got booted and banned for a day.
30 seconds later....... same comes back with a different profile and starts all over again.
Moral of the story........ if you are gonna be a prize dickhead, why not have twice the fun?????
what the fooooook again
i think i like this saying i keep on using it in the threads lol when i am twatted once again
fully recovered again lol
lock ya sons up she is on the loose
where does the sun not shine i dont think i have got the idea of all of this omg again what the fooooooooook
why is it that other peeps can have more pics on there profile than me its not far i am very upset i need a shoulder to cry on lol
you were shitting yourself i know funks i could smell it lol
love ya
sorry to here about the bad news hope you get well soon and you get back on here sooon we all miss ya sexy fooooka
i would probilly settle for a wank m8
get in there another full house
oh foook i lost me dog tooo the fooookin bitch lol
oh i forgot to say please can i cum tooo
london bridge is fallin down
fallin down..............
on me bonce......lol......but neva fear cus the twatted masters ere,,,,,,,
omg i am soooooooo sorry
whats it like cumin back from the dead never tried it would like to soo any tips you can give me would be ever soo gratfull
from the nutter that calls himself the master omg what am i on coz i dont fooooooookin know
ello fooooka northy shame we not doing friday night project tonight i am with funks tooo
cum say hi in chat room then m8 have fun
funks you followed me lol where you been not seen you in ages ya foooooooooka lol
full house once again
sit good boi lol
ok fun will settle for that then mmmm
oh what fun i can have you you lol
get lots of photos so all the pervs can check you out lol the funky gag are the pervs lol lol
follow in there footsteps
you cant go wrong lol
that foooookin paddle hurts shit loads lol
rather funky than me lol
