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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
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hi there im from alton in hampshire . sunshine county of england lol ..... my name is bill 33 and am looking to make new friends and have some mutual fun along the way , i have had a threesome befor and have already had a meeting through this site . so dont be shy come and say hi TODAY ! i have face pics on my account and if you can stand seeing more just ask ....... cheers odessey10 ( bill )
:moon: BEQUICK XXsingle male looking for couples and single fems and maybe single males for a meet up at hotel some where in belfast. All ages considered but if i dont get back to you then sorry. Some time in october as i busy all next month really. Pictures required. Thanks for all the interest. get back to me asap.
looking 4 a fit male with large shaven cock for mmf thurs 4th sept in glasgow with very horny, fit but nervous..... lady! full body/face n cock pics required, get in touch if your interested, if we can pull this off it will be pretty cool.... female can't wait to be filled..............!!
Pat.
> > A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a
> > > flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of 'a
> > > house of ill repute' and knocked on the door.
> > >
> > > When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he
> > > wanted.
> > >
> > > He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the
> > > money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.
> > >
> > > The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
> told
> > > him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls
> have
> > > any diseases?'
> > >
> > > Of course the Madam said 'No'.
> > >
> > > The boy said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots
> after
> > > making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want.'
> > >
> > > Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the
> > > Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
> > >
> > > He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten
> minutes
> > > later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed
> > > out the door.
> > >
> > > The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the
> > > place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'
> > >
> > > He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
> are
> > > going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter.
> > > After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just
> > > happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the
> disease
> > > that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the
> > > baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll
> > > catch the disease.
> > >
> > > Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to
> bed
> > > and have sex, and Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to
> work,
> > > the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the
> > > disease, and HE'S the prick who ran over my FROG!
