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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
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[quote user=london75]I hate being the hottest single male on here every female seems to be scared of me or afraid she wont satisfy my ironing needs sad LOL XXXX[/quote] Errrrrrmmmmm......:bounce:
[quote user=dr_dave]I'm lovin the fact that within 2 posts of the original, we're on the subject of boobs..... The other great thing is that no one cares.... BTW, MWM - your explanation of assets was lol funny!! biggrin Asset: Items of ownership convertible into cash, the total resources of a person or business, as cash, notes and accounts receivable, securities, inventories, goodwill, fixtures, machinery, or property. As apposed to liabilities which are moneys owed, debts or pecuniary obligations. Which all allows us to answer the question about that missing £1... I have no idea...[/quote] Dr Dave.. Ihave no cash, business, notes, accounts receivable, securities, inventories, goodwill, fixtures, machinery or property. But I DO have lots of shoes (property?) and a rabbit (machinery??) does that count???? :crazy::crazy::crazy:
[quote user=sudsy]Talking of Bum Loving ... reminded me of a conversation I heard waiting for a train yesterday. Two women were talking, and one was giving the other her email address. She read out the first part, then said "Oh - and the 'c6' has a bottom slash in it". Now, I was going crazy trying to work out what the hell a bottom slash was (especially as her own bottom, in her tight jodhpurs, was rather cute). Her friend looked equally puzzled, so the first women said "you know - one of those dash thingys that sits on the line" First time I've heard an "underscore" called a "bottom slash". Made me chuckle though smile[/quote] I didn't know you could slash from your bottom... :crazy:
[quote user=sudsy]Oli, May I just say that your "teeny" b-cup suits you perfectly? By that, I don't mean that anything bigger would look silly, but that you're totally sexy and lovely as you are. You don't NEED bigger boobs in my opinion (although wanting them is another matter I guess smile ) Suds xxxx[/quote] :happy::rose::inlove:
Well I personally would love something a bit bigger than my teeny B cup...
Jo could you please tell me where you got some decent hold ups?? I find suspenders a bit annoying sometimes too and I have either hold ups that don't bleedin stay up or ones that stay up but only because the elastic is so bloody tight around the top of my thigh that I get a rather unattractive bulge and they nearly cut off my circulation!!! Oli xxx
We are getting excited as well!! :evil2: See all you sexy people later!! :giggle: Lolly & Pete x x x :inlove:
:beer:hi looks like we may be coming after all :bounce:walkabout here we come lol
I'll be at Maidenhall car park at 8 on Sunday 02 Nov if any couples/single females would like me to join them for some sexy fun.
any one out tonight in cornwall? Hot 32yr old w,e looking for fun
hi guys going tonight fri 31st - if you have not been before l have been a member for the last 2 years - fantastic club - you will opefully really enjoy yourselves beddybux x
Sexy fruit come down south babes xxxx Wish we could get up you (sorry to you):bounce: Hope you find a sexy meet :evil2: D&T xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:inlove:
well if would like to meet a single guy , am just around the corner , charles x
Hi I am Sam and new here. I am looking to join the swinging scene, but am not sure how to go about it. To be honest at the start I would like to meet a single woman or some one that is in a couple that could take time to spend with me to intraduce me in to things. I am very experimentle and willing to learn very quikley. Sam. xxx
Well here's my tuppence worth lol .... I'm 34dd and have had some nice bargains from la senza in the bra and thong line, problem is when I show them to mr serens he always says .... hmm nice now gerrem orf .... typical :giggle:
hi we r steve deb as alot of u will no xx we r looking 4 a bi guy or cpl . sorry guy but u must be fully bi not just oraly sorry . we have not set a date yet but we want 2 meet within the next 2 weeks xx
hi we r a cpl steve and deb looking 4 a bi male 2 join us 4 3 way sexy fun sorry guys but were not looking 4 a guy who will let steve suck u only we r looking 4 full swap 3 ways and if there is a cpl interested we r both bi we have not set a date yet but we would like 2 meet within next 2 to 3 weeks xx
im sure u r u tart lol how r u m8 xx well girls or cpls u will have a great time if u meet this gentle giant xx c u soon mate xx