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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
0 miles · Kent

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is genuine, 5'9'' tall male, wishes to explore & share,sexciting' erotic looking for females and males(of bi nature)and couples to indulge in sexy, erotic nsa fun.i love oral sex with males and females. Discretion and cleanliness assured. looks and size are unimportant so come on and get in touch thank you ,:devil:
[quote user=sudsy]Since you're charging me a bloody tenner Crystal, I'd better get a snog out of it! :giggle:[/quote] Nothing like prostituting someone is there Suds?!? :evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2:
I can remember running to an ice cream van when the kids were young and mr serens shouting "get me a 69" .... you mean a 99 said the ice cream man when I asked for it .... oh the shame lol
ok sexy bays I want a pic of a little black and tan terrier called bobby boinkbolt
That's why we lova ya Funks!! So, who is willing to give us a snog promise?!? :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::smoke:
My first entry on the forum. Hope its more successful than my first attempt on the chat room earlier.....I had watched a few times to try and get a feel how the chatroom works etc, but never had a direct message to me to get involved until earlier...heres what happened.... I saw 'pussinboots' say 'nice pic animate', and then they asked if 'I talk' as I hadnt replied lol!! I was trying to reply but bloody BT had taken up residence outside with one of those internet connection killers i.e a bloody neumatic drill and some maniac was attacking the footpath with it like he was after the best orgasm you ever had, and yeup you guessed it my internet connection went bang, so I couldnt reply surprised) Oh well, I will try again in the chat room and hope BT never find their way back, mind you I think the guy with the drill might want to as I think he found his spot, judging by his performance, im sure it didnt need a twelve foot hole drilling whatever they were looking for.... :o) Anyroad up.....Hello everyone, how you all doing?? :o) PS..any tips for a newbie from anyone much appreciated :o)
Chelle if your that bored to write all the above then you need someone to keep you occupied. MR F3 show her some appreciation. Chelle you know I would but I`m laid up. Ggggggrrrr
Just lay on your bed and recover,6 weeks is better than a fecking year in my
[quote user=micalis45]the average length of a males cock in britian is 5.5-6ins the depth of girlie bits on avarege is 7.5 ins so somewhere round here theres a hundred n fifty four miles of spare fanny[/quote] But not all in one go obviously lol
[quote user=baylisstic]we have done the friday as well over the past 2 years and like Rosie says it is much more relaxed and a good way to start the weekend, and by the looks of it we shall all go to montyjessy's hotel room as the door will be open all night mmmmmmmmmmmminnocent then we can also suprise serens lmao :doggy::lick: luv ya.....the bays xxxxxxxx[/quote] Ooooh a surprise sexy bays? is that what they call it now? :doggy::whistling:lol
[quote user=brujah]*sob.. I have been laid up good propper today by a fracture to my tibia and will be off work for 6 f00king weeks ! what am I to do >>>[/quote] Your tibia? is that like your cat? poor pussy sad lol .... seriously though get well soon xxx
[quote user=orangutango]You buggers! I've agreed to work this evening cos I thought there was nowt to do![/quote] What time do you finish lol
[quote user=jnd]Hi Guys, We don't lnow if you fancy it,but we have posted the fact that we are going to 101 this Saturday night and you would be welcome to join us!! JND XXX[/quote] Thanks for the offer guys but we already sorted some thing out,maybe another time.
[quote user=porkypies1][quote user=miss_ccrider]i had to write here, just to be below Kat and Funks very wide open legs. I dont actually have anything to say i just wanted to be in this position xxxx[/quote] sooooo sorry miss cc, but im now in this postion.boink as i to want to be under kat n funky, ooh n you miss :inlove::P:sticky::sticky: :lick::lick::lick::lick::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy: thanks crystal im waiting to be spanked lol but only if i can spank you too. lol[/quote] mmmm.......spanking.....mmmmmmmm ..... will have to be a baaaaad girl.....:devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:
Crikey cc and puss on the warpath lol ..... yeah we get the pg's sent with no message too katndel and normally ignore it, too much trouble to write anything some people lol. As for meets we prefer to travel away from home, stevenage and mk for instance are three to four hours from us, the midlands maybe an hour and a half which is pretty good, but cc and puss do have a point, scotland is a long long way but they make the effort when they can and good on them xxx
If you wanted a birthday treat for yourself...we'd be overloading your in-box. Nice pics btw, and lucky mr to have such a dutiful wife!
[quote user=twoontwo][quote user=crystalpd][quote user=twoontwo]note to everyone to check with hotel booking , we booked a while ago and they had us booked in on the wrong days.[/quote] have you got sorted ? they know the right dates 'cos have spoken to them recently. Make sure you have the right rate too.... If you have a problem let us know and we will slap them...metaphorically.....[/quote] we have a problem not really but would be nice to see ya slapping them pmsl[/quote] Believe me I am on a roll slapping people at the moment... who's next???? duel:duel::taz::taz: P&H
[quote user=oliviak]Don't forget my partner in crime Mr londonlaughs who is also coming...[/quote] We know and money will be demanded with menaces:boxing:.....well...puss anyway!!!:evil2::evil2:
hi all new to the swinging thing but from what i have seen i will like it. i am looking for new sexual experiences, i am open to most things. later ch7909
Don't forget my partner in crime Mr londonlaughs who is also coming...
[quote user=twoontwo]note to everyone to check with hotel booking , we booked a while ago and they had us booked in on the wrong days.[/quote] have you got sorted ? they know the right dates 'cos have spoken to them recently. Make sure you have the right rate too.... If you have a problem let us know and we will slap them...metaphorically.....
Ok everyone... here is the latest list we have (from emails confirming attendance):- Penninecpl Sudsy Pussinboots3 Montyjessy Zoeandi Jobcarbon Miss_CCrider Pitandjane Cuddles-Muscles Babydevil Fun4us Funandplay P2l4ever Meli Grimscouple Fitandlucky Pyro35 Kay-de Blondecouple Wetlipsa Seduction72 Garethmax TinTinTom Yorkshirecpl Northlondon12 Bikerandy Biggirluk Ned1973 Devilsown Essexgent Flights Alvin Redhotcpl Idunford2009 Neoduo Cumgetus69 Space_munkee temtasiwn1 twoontwo Kinkyminx Midgie heavenly Funkydiva35 Sarbri Johnny930 Porkypies1 Oliviak Kawasaki600 Sammy1888 Chippy1 Jasminaa Girl4 Biddy Tracey-Lou Frank_S Paul_lawyer Gun Saskia03 Willcouple Leicguy Mell phda boris2 ch69er misterdarcy java155 shelli wetnstu mikee747 divorced44 That's 70 confirmed peeps not including us! If your circumstances have changed and you now no longer can make the meet, please let us know and we'll take you off the list - that way, Puss and us will be able to work out who owes her £2 each on the night for the venue! A veritable shagfest will ensue! :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
[quote user=miss_ccrider]shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop talking about them now smile:):):):):):):)[/quote] Thought our ears were burning....:2fingers: :2fingers::2fingers: Have yours been ????? :evil2::evil2::evil2:
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