Sexpert
[quote user=scotsguy1] the site has lost its soul.. [/quote]
[color="olive"]Has it checked behind the sofa?[/color]
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Sid_n_Nancy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 43
Straight Male, 47
0 miles · Hampshire
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Sexpert
[color="olive"][quote user=truescorpio]
Oh come on its written by Americans ffs! Those people think Rudyard Kipling is that guy who makes exceedingly good cakes and Aberdean is a bloke who likes Swedish 70s pop music[/quote]
Ok this was written by someone English on the BBC website..
[i]The nation's chief mapping agency, the Ordnance Survey, has calculated the exact centre of England to be on Lindley Hall Farm, owned by the Farmers.
To be precise, it puts the centre at grid reference SP A global positioning system, which uses satellites to locate exact co-ordinates, showed this point to be in a paddock just a couple of hundred metres from the Farmer's house[/i]
My favourite accent would probably have to be Welsh.
Nancy x[/color]
Sexpert
[color="olive"]I think you missed the point! we were trying to sarcastically point out that all chickens are organic! But I suppose your little brain couldn't work that out!:smug:
Keep the toy we'd rather have the chickens anyway! [/color]
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[quote user=cutiecarly][color="red"][/color]however should you not supply us with two new organic chickens within 48 hours, its condition could deteriorate rapidly![/quote]
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Do they have to be organic chickens rather than mechanical ones??[/color]
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[color="olive"]I was always under the impression that this site was here first. [b]Then[/b] they built/bought SH.
We think the site isn't the site it used to be purely because of the amount of members! Also being an "old skool" member we have seen lots of good friends leave and it is really upsetting, but for everyone that does, new potential friends join. Like anything the site has evolved and we think for the better.
Since this site started all people have ever done is complain about it! The site is too slow.. The chatroom doesn't work.. The text is too yellow.. The chat screen is white.. the waters too cold.. blah blah blah! It's a million times better than it ever used to be! As for the way the site is moderated (disputes resolved) It disgusts me that people still give the site moderators such a hard time. They do it for free and they do it for you. Does anyone remember what it was like before there were mods?? We certainly do.
We find the site has peaks and troughs but at the end of the day it is what [b]you[/b] make of it! And we intend to make the most of it!![/color]
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[color="olive"]Like Billie Piper said.. "because we want to!"
(I wish she was a swinger!! 
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To be honest We don't feel the need to explain why we do this, we should just all be proud that we do! And that we are strong and open minded enough to enjoy what this scene has to offer! By explaining it's almost like trying to justify ourselves and swinging, and I don't think any of us should have to![/color]
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To be honest We don't feel the need to explain why we do this, we should just all be proud that we do! And that we are strong and open minded enough to enjoy what this scene has to offer! By explaining it's almost like trying to justify ourselves and swinging, and I don't think any of us should have to![/color] Sexpert
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[color="olive"]Now I've got that song stuck in my head! [/color]:fuckinghell:
[color="olive"]Now I've got that song stuck in my head! [/color]:fuckinghell: Sexpert
[color="olive"]Yep, generally we do agree with people when we think they're right![/color]
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Yes I know! but you're not going to be single male of the month EVERY month True! Get over yourself! lol
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[quote user=truescorpio](although I actually think the same few guys would keep winning)[/quote]
As far as we can remember no one has ever been mom more than once.
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[color="olive"]I think you've hit the nail on the head there True! That's exactly what it is![/color]
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[color="olive"]We're far more likely to leave behind 100k debt!! Don't think the NSPCC would be too happy with that one! lol[/color]
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I agree, It just would not turn me on in the slightest. Seeing two women is much more erotic than two men could ever be.
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[color="olive"]That's rubbish True!
We definitely noticed a change in your attitude in the chatroom recently, in fact it almost sickened me! lol
People have really given you a chance in this site, the few of us that tried to get to know you think you're a great bloke, the fact you let people get to know you and the fact people know you're genuine and not a time waster are all contributary to your success.
Your pictures have fuck all to do with it (in my own humble opinion! lol) I will admit that had you been a 40 stone gorrilla you may have struggled a tad more but the interest wouldn't have been non existant![/color]
People have really given you a chance in this site, the few of us that tried to get to know you think you're a great bloke, the fact you let people get to know you and the fact people know you're genuine and not a time waster are all contributary to your success.
Your pictures have fuck all to do with it (in my own humble opinion! lol) I will admit that had you been a 40 stone gorrilla you may have struggled a tad more but the interest wouldn't have been non existant![/color] Sexpert
[quote user=ceylon1]I think that most single males get themselves noticed with a little patience, sincerity, charm and personality true. Definateley not just their physique or the size of their cocks. That's just our opinion and the basis on which we would choose our first MMF on. 
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[color="olive"]Absolutely spot on Ceylon! [/color]:clap:
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[color="olive"]Absolutely spot on Ceylon! [/color]:clap: Sexpert
I agree Scott.
If you feel the need to stand out from us, the mediocrates then there's a problem. It is so much better to be confidant in who you are!
Sexpert
[color="olive"]I think it's even weirder when they just post pictures of womens bits! What's the point of that?[/color]
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[color="olive"]Perhaps it's because they don't want to miss eastenders??[/color]
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[quote user=racca]Always fancied a mff....but then which red blooded male hasnt, but as i dont have my own "m" right now will need to borrow two lol, any takers[/quote]
[color="olive"]We've been trying to organise a mff threesome for nearly 5 years now!! Good luck! [/color]
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Really sorry to hear you're leaving! :cry: But hopefully you're like us and won't be able to stay away for very long! :bounce: See you back here soon! :smile2:
Nancy xx
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[color="olive"][quote user=fun4u2me2]Hey Olivia ....... i'm old skool SP !! lol xxx
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[color="olive"]Pmsl! "old skool massiv aii!" Can't work out if that's something to be proud of or not! The really sad bit is we remember Mr raunchyrabbits as redwhiteandblue!
Miss_cc none of us are old just addicted! lol
Nice one Jels, we miss threads like this![/color]
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[quote user=raunchyrabbits]DON'T wipe your dick on the curtains after play. Always wipe it before, so that your hosts can see that you care about personal hygiene and will be more relaxed about you engaging in disgusting toiletary acts with them.[/quote]
[color="olive"]Ahhh! That's why no one want's to meet us! I'll have to refer to this thread more often! And to everyone we've met previously, So sorry about the curtains! lol[/color]
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[color="olive"]I'd like to complain about people posting "Non complaints" in this complaint thread!!
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[color="olive"]I'd like to complain about people reviving old threads!
Just because members haven't got the imagination to create something new and interesting doesn't mean we should be subjected to dragging up old rubbish!
SORT IT OUT ADMIN!![/color]
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[color="olive"]We still haven't got our toy back?? We think you've sold it for chicken feed?![/color]
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[quote user=truescorpio]Yay I made a list!
...give me a few months and I'll be on alot more...[/quote]
And just think True, in a couple of years you could make the reject pile!! lol
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