fuck me, im soooooooooo nervous and new!!!

21 Apr 2008

bring em wiv u on fri......and ur camera!!!... luv ya xx

21 Apr 2008

Thas a date then corona`s limes an a camera, but funks you aint takin pics of my cock cos I aint that sorta bloke an anyway you`ll fukin larff at it. :laughabove::laughabove:

23 Apr 2008

jump on me cloud foooooooooooooooooooooka x

25 Apr 2008

:welcome: newbies........:clap: biguy xx:sticky:

26 Apr 2008

Jesus funks i cuda done wiv your cloud to get me home on fri I was like norman wisdom on acid.:crazy::crazy: :taz::taz:

29 Apr 2008

:sticky: i was gonna send u on me cloud but i didnt want u pukin on it.......u fuckin piss hed!!!

29 Apr 2008

yeh i must hold me hands up funks i was shitfaced but I don`t get sick, I think i wuda crshed ya cloud anyways. :crazy: :haha::haha:

30 Apr 2008

:sticky: oh baby im sorry i made u poordy, il be good nxt time and not put the rat poison in.... rotflmao

30 Apr 2008

Rat poison.............thas ok i was worried that u had put one o your magic smarties in it.:crazy: :sticky:

1 May 2008

:fuckinghell: no ud b runnin round ya house doin ur hooverin.....or at work actually workin!!!:rascal: anyway i dont do norty things like that, im all goods!!! :angel:

1 May 2008

Yeh rite fukka we must ave a drink agen sometime i think i ad a great time i can`t really remember.

:drinkies: silly

hwoar::phwoar:

2 May 2008

strange that foooooka cus i dont remember very much either, i kno i stopped u fallin down me stairs......fuck knows how, but i did!! and for sum reason, sum peeps think we had an orgy...lolol

olololo:rotflmao:lolololol

2 May 2008

An orgy fuk now i really do wish i cud remember but i must admit me cock was a bit sore,fuk i hope me an mark did`nt fullfil your last fantasy funks.............nah he wud`nt wud he ?......:crazy: Now i am worried cos i think you cud probably get me to do anyfing funks....... silly

hwoar: :giggle::haha:

6 May 2008

:bounce: fuck me gently, y didnt i think of that.......nah me n marky was gonna ask u if u fancied stayin and watchin but i think ur snorin wudv put us off!!! rotflmao

9 May 2008

Yeh i probably wud av got an fallen thru the window.................but keep that thought funks cos i wud luv to watch some proper fukkin :haha::haha: :evil2::evil2:

9 May 2008

:haha::haha::haha: fooooooooooooooka it wud make ur toes curl!!! :P

9 May 2008

fukk me now i definately wanna watch if i`m gonna burst me trainers :crazy::crazy: :bounce::bounce:

9 May 2008

:fuckinghell: and pants fooooooka, dont 4get iv seen ya cock!!!:haha::haha:

9 May 2008

yeh u keep gettin me excited an you`ll see it agen:haha::haha: :happy:

10 May 2008

:haha::haha: no fooooooooooooka ul poke me eye out!!:grin:

11 May 2008

Still luv ya fukka even if you did forget about me when the fun started. :haha: :fuckinghell:

11 May 2008

at last u makin sense true :haha: :fuckinghell::fuckinghell:

11 May 2008

FFS...get a room you two! :bounce:

12 May 2008

mwm we have had a warning about our overuse shall we say of the forums we are now known as thread killers. :haha::haha: :laughabove::laughabove:

12 May 2008

it was not a warning, norffy it was a polite request made by me in person, and not in my capacity as a mod either, to be vaguely on the subject, rather than making every thread a funks and norffy chat. No offence was intended :angel:

12 May 2008

none was taken rosie it was jus me bein a pissed wanka. :crazy: :doh:

13 May 2008

pissed? u...neva!!!:haha: hey gusha wot u doin on our thread??? duel

:P

15 May 2008

Funks its no good u takin the piss i neva suffered from ova indulgence till i met you, i was a very quiet sorta bloke an now look wos appened. :borg: :angel:

16 May 2008

iv neva bin quiet, fuck that......im maaaad and loud and proud!!!! lifes to short foooooooka......ask sexy 40!!!:boo: :P

16 May 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35] hey gusha wot u doin on our thread??? duel

:P[/quote] bit worried about replying to this as it will blow my cover and reveal my new 'name' :-o