fuck me, im soooooooooo nervous and new!!!

13 Jun 2008

cock of steel!!:haha:

2 Jul 2008

OOOH im still really nervous bout this swingin thing, dont kno if its really us!! rotflmao

2 Jul 2008

:doh::haha::grin::fuckinghell::laughabove: loon

:lol2:

15 Jul 2008

think i mite b safer learnin to knit.....

15 Jul 2008

think i mite join ya funks lol we could start a new group for all the nuttas to take it up knit 1 drop 1 is that how it goes lol

16 Jul 2008

fuck me kev u cud b the teacher....u kno more than me!! rotflmao

22 Jul 2008

ok then i will be the teacher we start lessons monday-thursday between the hrs of midnite to 6am lol when the nuttas cum out to play lol oh what the foooook have i let meself in for now

25 Jul 2008

got me needles ready kev...... duel

29 Jul 2008

hiya sexy fun and funky xx luv ya guys xx

29 Jul 2008

and i have the balls so lets get started funks i want a hat n gloves and a willy sock lol 12inches long babes

5 Aug 2008

[quote user=funkymaster]and i have the balls so lets get started funks i want a hat n gloves and a willy sock lol 12inches long babes[/quote] :laughabove: wot the fuck???:laughabove:

5 Aug 2008

i have the ball of wool so knit me hat n gloves and a willie sock lol

5 Aug 2008

:doh: fuck me i get ya now!!:doh:

5 Aug 2008

I specialise in knitted WILLY WARMERS:grin:......totally made to measure and free fitting. :giggle::giggle::haha:

5 Aug 2008

and cunt warmers sexy mw???

5 Aug 2008

When can I get a fiiting Jan.:haha::haha: :giggle::giggle:

5 Aug 2008

[quote user=northlondon12]When can I get a fiiting Jan.:haha::haha: :giggle::giggle:[/quote] The next group fitting dates are October 3rd but we might be able to arrange something just for you, lol :bounce:

7 Aug 2008

il be there......get ur tape measure ready!!!

11 Aug 2008

think we mite hav more parties......anyone interested in our nxt one, pop ur name down and we will b in touch????

11 Aug 2008

I reckon instead of having a lingerie party we could have a willy warmer party.... what do ya reckon MWM? You have enough of 'em?? :giggle:

11 Aug 2008

Now thats a good idea Oli..............A Made To Measure Willy Warmer Party...PRICE LIST as follows:notes:.....Ikkle size Â£FREE...Small to Med size..Â£35.......Med to Large size..Â£65........Large size..Â£95.............and Toe Curling size Â£25 per month on direct debit with regular check ups:small-print:. innocent

:giggle::giggle: Now for the Venue :grin::haha:

11 Aug 2008

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:

17 Aug 2008

ok then fols.....we bookin the funky boudoir then?? giv me the dates??

17 Aug 2008

good idea funks your boudoir is such a fun place, make you you got a small one for me sexy mw.:crazy: :lol2::lol2:

23 Aug 2008

rite we need to arrange anotha bbq.....?? drinkies

23 Aug 2008

If you read my profile you will see I can knit, and I can do aran, and funkymaster it goes knit 1, PEARL 1 then drop 1:mrgreen: I'm willing to teach if anyone wants to learn how to make willy warmers:mrgreen::rascal:

2 Sep 2008

[quote user=sm-pd]If you read my profile you will see I can knit, and I can do aran, and funkymaster it goes knit 1, PEARL 1 then drop 1:mrgreen: I'm willing to teach if anyone wants to learn how to make willy warmers:mrgreen::rascal:[/quote] teach me teach me sexy sm..... funky nutta xx

3 Sep 2008

well ello foooooooooooka northy ....... i not beeen is this thread soo i thought i better show me face not got a foooookin idea what you sexy nuttas are on about but hey i never get any of it anywhere i just type the keys on me keybored and if you just do that you can make utta gob shit.................

:banghead:

3 Sep 2008

[quote user=sm-pd]If you read my profile you will see I can knit, and I can do aran, and funkymaster it goes knit 1, PEARL 1 then drop 1:mrgreen: I'm willing to teach if anyone wants to learn how to make willy warmers:mrgreen::rascal:[/quote][quote] hi sexi i always get it wrong thats why i never wear knitted jumpers or willy wormers coz i would just get wet n cold..........and then i would not be able to cum play i would be bed ridden doctors orders......

3 Sep 2008

ting tong....if u get a cold and the chills....there multiplyin and im losin control....:doh: then u cud always try calpol!!:sticky: and nurse ping pong and dr ding dong cud cum and look afta ya!!