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mwm69
Sex God
[quote user=brianofnazareth]I should coco. I like puppies, especially their cute little pink noses. They're just aching to be stroked.[/quote] Can't argue with that!! :bounce:
mwm69
Sex God
Yep, this thread has pretty much made up my mind for our next business venture (couldn't raise enough capital for the swingers hotel - you tight wads!!). So, it's a puppy farm for us. Not sure whether to just do big puppies (DD or bigger) or maybe have a range of medium puppies and even small puppies too? What do you think? Interested parties should post their puppies to puppies-r-us, po box mwm69, London/Granada. Please include measurements, sample photos and a selection of puppy attire. Potential purchasers will have to form an orderly queue behind me and Jan!! :bounce:
Unknown
Sex God
Having run my own personal puppy farm since puberty, I am an expert on the subject and am more than happy to assist you in your new venture .... as for sizes small medium and large bring 'em all on :giggle:
Unknown User
Only just stumbled across this thread so thought it might be could you join in with the headlines.... (having by passed the flirting subjects!!) :bounce: However puppies are some of our absolute favorite things....boink They just need gentle handling and lots of stroking... Something we hope you enjoy for many years to come..xxxxxxxx
mwm69
Sex God
[quote user=serens40]Having run my own personal puppy farm since puberty, I am an expert on the subject and am more than happy to assist you in your new venture .... as for sizes small medium and large bring 'em all on :giggle:[/quote] So are you proposing a joint venture? Or were you considering becoming part of the stock...or a customer? :bounce:
Unknown
Sex God
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=serens40]Having run my own personal puppy farm since puberty, I am an expert on the subject and am more than happy to assist you in your new venture .... as for sizes small medium and large bring 'em all on :giggle:[/quote] So are you proposing a joint venture? Or were you considering becoming part of the stock...or a customer? :bounce:[/quote] err! no no and no ... I was thinking more on the lines of a consultant ... obviously in return for wads of cash :giggle:
brianofnazareth
Sexlightened
I have plenty of experience in Quality Assurance and would like to submit my CV for a suitable role.
Unknown
Sex God
Puppy inspector is a very reponsible role you know Brian ... is an old salty sea dog up to the mark? :giggle:
Unknown
Sex God
[quote user=brianofnazareth]I have plenty of experience in Quality Assurance and would like to submit my CV for a suitable role.[/quote] Oh and it's ok, transport is provided no need to bring the citroen :evil2:
brianofnazareth
Sexlightened
You forget, i still have to drive. Anyway, the Citroen gives better mpg and it's not so unruly inside. :eeek:
mwm69
Sex God
[quote user=serens40] err! no no and no ... I was thinking more on the lines of a consultant ... obviously in return for wads of cash :giggle:[/quote] Hmmmmm, need to see a comprehensive CV, probably a one to one interview (might be a two to two though!!) and we may have to do a few tests. Let us know what dates you can make ;) :bounce:
Unknown
Sex God
I have experience in interviewing.... lol
mwm69
Sex God
[quote user=oliviak]I have experience in interviewing.... lol[/quote] Your interview is on to be advised. Please be prompt, and bring your own rope. smile :bounce:
Unknown
Sex God
I will dress to impress and will practice my interview answers....can i bring handcuffs instead of rope????
hotstory69
Sexlightened
I'm not so much a puppy QA inspector, more of a carer... :bounce: Puppies need lots of love and nurturing. :inlove: I could submit a CV, but would references count instead, from the owners of some of the puppies I've looked after in the past? Puppies given lots of attention can make their owners very happy! :happy:
mwm69
Sex God
[quote user=oliviak]I will dress to impress and will practice my interview answers....can i bring handcuffs instead of rope????[/quote] Oh go on then! :bounce:
ceylon1
Sex God
[quote user=hotstory69]I'm not so much a puppy QA inspector, more of a carer... :bounce: Puppies need lots of love and nurturing. :inlove: I could submit a CV, but would references count instead, from the owners of some of the puppies I've looked after in the past? Puppies given lots of attention can make their owners very happy! :happy:[/quote] I could give you a reference for your nurturing abilities of one of my puppies hot :thumbup: mwahxxxxxxx kiss
hotstory69
Sexlightened
[quote user=ceylon1] I could give you a reference for your nurturing abilities of one of my puppies hot :thumbup: mwahxxxxxxx kiss[/quote] I'm not sure they are fully 'luvved-up' and will need a LOT more nuturing from me... just to be on the safe side... :bounce:
ceylon1
Sex God
[quote user=hotstory69][quote user=ceylon1] I could give you a reference for your nurturing abilities of one of my puppies hot :thumbup: mwahxxxxxxx kiss[/quote] I'm not sure they are fully 'luvved-up' and will need a LOT more nuturing from me... just to be on the safe side... :bounce:[/quote] mmmmmm no problem, if anything of yours needs nurturing to hot, be sure to let me know? :bounce::twisted:
brianofnazareth
Sexlightened
Who's going to give me a reference? And how do I earn one??
funkydiva35
Sex God
brian lick my tunt??? omg....did i jus say that.....fuck me, thats not very flirty is it???..:laughabove:
Unknown
Sex God
funky you are a whore lol
Unknown
Sex God
funky you are a whore lol
brianofnazareth
Sexlightened
[quote user=funkydiva35]brian lick my tunt??? omg....did i jus say that.....fuck me, thats not very flirty is it???..:laughabove:[/quote] Nope... not very flirty... but, OK then, if you insist :cheers: Anyone else?
funkydiva35
Sex God
trust me brian, u wont hav the strengh for anyone else afta uv bin wiv me.....passionkiss
Unknown
Sex God
brian funkyd is rite she would kill ya lol but worth a dam good go though xx