Orgasminator
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Eh?? mmeee... I was serious, what they say about wellies? lol
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The ancient art of flirting
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Sex God
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gets very muddy on the farm blondes......:doh:
Sexlightened
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[quote user=serens40]But what about me pussy farm? 
hwoar:[/quote]
We'll get someone to come over and plow your pussy farm. Have some patience.
:P
hwoar:[/quote]
We'll get someone to come over and plow your pussy farm. Have some patience.
:P
Sex God
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What about my nearby puppy farm too 
Sexlightened
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[quote user=serens40]What about my nearby puppy farm too [/quote]
I thought that was more of a petting zoo?
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I thought that was more of a petting zoo?
Sex God
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You wanna pet my puppies? :giggle:
Sex God
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u lot on about beastiality agen???, and u hav the nerve to say im a pervert!!....
Sexlightened
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We call it interspecies erotica, these days.
:O
Sex God
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Is that like girly fun? mmmmmm lol
Sexlightened
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COuld be... girls feel like a different species to me sometimes. Especially the ones I ask to wear monkey masks.
Sex God
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Monkey masks? is this a scottish/naval/brian thing? 
Sex God
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Brian hun.......you still got your Chas and Dave music??? Now that was a real turn on, especially the flash of flesh at the finale :giggle:
Sexlightened
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Chas and Dave???
Sex God
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[quote user=brianofnazareth]COuld be... girls feel like a different species to me sometimes. Especially the ones I ask to wear monkey masks.[/quote]
FFS brian, u crease me up.......god, ur maaaaaad!!
Sex God
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How did we get from several lovely ladies idea on good flirting to brianofnazareth and bestiality?
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Sex God
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mw...easy peasy = funkydiva35!!
Sex God
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[quote user=funkydiva35]mw...easy peasy = funkydiva35!![/quote]
Funks...lemon squeezy = queasy, breezy and cheesy.
Don't ask...had no idea what you were on about to start with...lol :bounce:
Sex God
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isnt this thread bout flirtin???
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Funks it was great fun in your bar friday nite playing pass the parcel.:haha:
:haha::love::P
Sex God
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wot the fuk fooooka???:laughabove::laughabove:
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Fuk me funks think about it a small parcel.:giggle: btw ave i ever told ya u me bestest mate an i luvs ya.:love:
:haha::love::P
Sex God
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[quote user=northlondon12]Fuk me funks think about it a small parcel.:giggle: btw ave i ever told ya u me bestest mate an i luvs ya.:love:
:haha::love::P[/quote]
God you too......get a room ffs :grin::doggy:
Sex God
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oh fooooooooooooooooooka i kno wot u mean now and u the dozy fuck nearly thru it on the floor...wot ya like....luv ya tho!!
mw.....we dont need a room...we only group hug!!....im nearly a married woman u kno!! xx
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Yeh mw an anyway i fall asleep in hotel rooms.:haha::haha:
:giggle::giggle:
Sex God
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mw.....we dont need a room...we only group hug!!....im nearly a married woman u kno!! xx[/quote]
Sex God
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[quote user=mwm69]mw.....we dont need a room...we only group hug!!....im nearly a married woman u kno!! xx[/quote][/quote]
Group hug it is then.....seeing as I am nearly a married woman too :angel:
and Mr North.............do you want me to tuck you up in bed then??? say ...????? dont think you will last much later by all accounts:evil2::notes:
Sexlightened
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Um, can we get back to the flirting please? I believe serens was abou to flash her boobs.
I mean puppies. :bounce:
Sex God
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Puppies at the ready
Sex God
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[quote user=serens40]Puppies at the ready [/quote]
That must be considered the ultimate flirt then!
:bounce:
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That must be considered the ultimate flirt then!
:bounce:
Sexlightened
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I should coco. I like puppies, especially their cute little pink noses.
They're just aching to be stroked.
