Hi guys and girlies,Thought it would be interesting to hear some chat up lines from men and cheesier the better....
Here´s a starter....I can give you something that no other man can....a good night´s sleep!
I wanna have some from girlies to help me as there seem to be loads for the guys to say but not me :cry:
HELLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEE...!! :rainbow:
how about......
you've got 256 bones in your body do you want another one?
or for the girls......
i've lost my teddy bear can you come to bed with me tonight instead!!
Post edited 01-09-2007 16:50
im going to try some of these on fri night and see if they work.
and if they do will even try them again on the sat night :lol: :lol:
Post edited 01-09-2007 18:56
For the girls - to a boy:
"I've been thinking it might be nice to share a meal with you -- how about breakfast ??"
For the boys to a girl:
"People call me John, but you can call me ..................... anytime .."
:lol::lol:
Not long till the Leeds Social now -- hehe
John
xx
Post edited 03-09-2007 12:59
Here to go Mich a few for the ladies to use lol. See you on 29th mwahxxxxxxxx Mrs C
Is your name Gillette... the best a girl can get?
Do you have a bandage.... I hurt my knee when I fell for you?
You know sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves!
Reach for the back of their shirt and say... just what I thought, made in heaven.
and one not so endearing one is;
Did you just fart cos you blew me away
according to a leading contraceptive company the most popular chat up line is ....
when you fell from heaven did you hurt yourself.....! using that makes you wonder if anyone ever pulls at all
Post edited 04-09-2007 19:13
Hows about,
If you were a door I\'d bang you all night
or
Can I buy you a drink or would you just like the money
and
(sorry for the last one ) :mrgreen:
your eyes are like spanners, every time u look at me my nuts tighten.
Why u not wearing nickers. what u are, dam my watch is 30 mins fast again.
becon a man or a woman with your finger then say,
\"ive maid u come with one finger imagine what i can do with the rest of me.
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Aaaaaawwee,thatnks true...you´ve made my day(and night!)very funny.....xxxx
or for the girls......
i've lost my teddy bear can you come to bed with me tonight instead!! 
