Hey peeps,
As i am a bit of a tart (with a heart) and i am known for being a bit of a flirt i thought i would make it offical in 2006 and put my first post here ......... eeeerrrmmmmmm but i'm not sure what to put ??
Oh well, i had better get back in the chat room and use my charm.
Anybody got any good ideas for me on how to flirt well ?
Answers on a postcard to ........
The 1st one picked out wins a night out on the town of your choice with a slap up fish and chip supper or maybe a visit to Mrs Miggins pie shop - and who said romance was dead in the north ? ................
The 2nd one picked out gets 2 nights out with me !!! lol xxxxxx
After a OVERWHELMING response we have finally picked a winner from our buldging postbag !!
1st place went to Babara Cartland, who is so old that when she farts she farts dust !! and she is unfortunately dead now anyway ( well the offical enterance start date was 1906 !! )
But the good news is that Mrs Fordy was 2nd out of the bag so the pies are on fun Mrs F babe - and ok, you can have a beef and onion, trust you to have such expensive taste tho - cuh !!!!
The new competition starts as of today so don't be shy, there is a mystery prize for the winner this time tho...... just don't ask Micheal Barrymore what happened to the contents of his swimming pool tho ok !! lol xxxxx
Hey Fordy if you think you are cheap - Can you please bring a packed lunch when we finally meet? This will allow us to upgrade from cheap Czech beer to cheap Belgium beer!! 2 or 3 bottles should do for the 4 of us!!!...pmsl
[quote user=meli]we think you should %^(*&^ or maybe %((*&^(* if that dosn`t work i dont no what will :D :D[/QUOTE
Well Meli ...... if that is the best offer i am gonna get after flirting on this board for the last 3 mths ....... i'll take it !!!! lol xxxxx.... although i have had a few offers from here ..... hehe xxxxxxx
i dont really know whats going on here, i just clicked in to see what this was Im not a big fan of pies, but i like pasties (can i have one of them) See you all in chatroom think im safer in there :lol: :lol: :lol:
OHHHHHHHHHH ,slow Tallulah , but can anybody tell me who won the pie ?, I know it can't have been Barbara cartland , because she is purely fiction . well jeezzzzzz I hope she is ..., don't tell me she's the secret hostess of next fridays party. ? CUM on guys , play fair :P
Hello boys!
(good start to a flirt?)
How you doin....(send with dodgy Joey Bronx twang and a slight shifty wink) (well it worked for him)
my tips to get a chap to come over without fuss:
I have a wide screen telly
I know the off side rule
I have beer by the vat
I have had the op - no mistakes on the child front!
I have clean bill of health
I have a twin sister
I swallow
funny how its always worked for me
xxxx
Errrmmmmm lovelylady .......
All those things aren't strictly necessary ........ but they are just nice added bonuses !! lol xxxxx :D :D
But to more pertinent matters ........ have you entered the competition yet babe ? - time is running out !!!! lol xxxxx
It looks like we have a winner !!! lol ...... me and LLT to Mrs Miggins pie shop on the double !! hehehhe
Now i would enter you .... ermmmm i mean your competition....... but you haven't said what the prize is ....... and as for rules !!!
The game continues and the clock is ticking ....
....... tick tock, tick tock.....
Have fun xxxxxx :D
Post edited 20-07-2006 18:23
1. Be playful with the intention of arousing sexual appetites :doggy:
2. Seduce them with your sex appeal :moon:
3. Talk & behave amorously without serious, but playful, intentions :devil:
Oh dear..... Have I become too serious?
Tch...
I go away for a while then come back & what do I find...
Someone else has got their fingers in my pie!! lol
Flirting is a dying art these days..
I find 'Want a shag' works sooo much better (when it comes from me) pmsl
Mrs.F xx
When have i ever knocked you back Mrs F ............... ?
I am just waiting for mail from you guys !!! lol ..... told you i was a patient man ...... and i KNEW you would be back !!! lol xxxxxxxx
Cey ..... for you hunni i'd bladdy cut the thing off and bake it in a pie for you babe !!! hehehehe..... ... and there isn't much fat on it, just the best British Beef ..... lol xxxx
....... now the veg aren't too bad i am told too !!
..... and you can flirt wif me anytime Cey you big boobed sexy stunner xxxx
Have fun xxxxxx :D
Actually Dale I have a better idea, don't cut it off just put yourself in a pie so i can savour the quality and taste, then I would spend hours devouring it. :P
While some of us are in the mood for ressuraecting old threads ....... i thought it was a good time to bring this one back as i am back on SP a tad more .......... not that i think for a second it will work any better that it did in 2006 tho ......... i mean - god forbid if it was a swingers site i might have had more luck !! Lmao xxxxx
Have fun peeps ........ Please ' have ' fun - Grrrrrrrrr hehehhee xxxxxxxxx
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Mrs.F xxx
:D :D