Warming the Bed
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I mean some peps make contact then nothing, am I wrong, please tell me :doggy:
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Orgasminator
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Yes lots of people on here are real...Clearly you have not found them yet though!!...lol
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Yes you are wrong...as we have met a few from this site...mainly from using the chat room and getting to know them there first....It does work, but not just from a couple of emails. At least it wouldn't with us
Orgasminator
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Ian. Zorro's understudy?? it is quite dashing!!...lol
Sex God
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hiya , i signed up as a guest ,got two messages ,thought great paid money to reply ,and er nothing ,does this site send out messages to get guys to sign up ?
Im thinking as a single guy who is not that good looking iv not got a chance :-) oh well £14 to learn a lesson aint to bad ha ha
Sex God
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i dont think im real......im jus a figment of ur imagination!!:doh:
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Yup, we're all figments of the imagination and Funky is a hologram:grin:
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Nah funky`s real enuff i touched er......well i spanked er arse actually:haha::haha:
:giggle::giggle:
Sex God
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i think i am real not 100% though can anyone let me know if i am or not lol
Warming the Bed
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tint tong....ur not real eitha....ur like ping pong a hologram!!
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:crazy::crazy:asdfghjkl;poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;.,mnbvcxz.:crazy::crazy:
:bounce::bounce:
Sex God
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[quote user=northlondon12]:crazy::crazy:asdfghjkl;poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;.,mnbvcxz.:crazy::crazy:
:bounce::bounce:[/quote]
Northy! You took the words right out of my mouth!! :bounce:
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Jan i`m still waiting to be measured for me willy warmer its taking a long time to get an appointment are these N H S willy warmers.:haha::haha:
:happy::happy:
Sex God
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Sorry Mr North
........my appointment book is chocka at the mo:small-print: and I cant rush these things. All customers expect the executive personal treatment ya know( but I hate knittng !!!) Soooo many willies to measure and so many distractions :thrilled:
Get back to me after my Moscow trip in December:haha: I suspect you will have to save up for your willie warmer though....the extra long humungous knee trembler willie warmer comes in at a whopping £1,500, but does comes with a free suitcase :giggle::giggle:
........my appointment book is chocka at the mo:small-print: and I cant rush these things. All customers expect the executive personal treatment ya know( but I hate knittng !!!) Soooo many willies to measure and so many distractions :thrilled: Get back to me after my Moscow trip in December:haha: I suspect you will have to save up for your willie warmer though....the extra long humungous knee trembler willie warmer comes in at a whopping £1,500, but does comes with a free suitcase :giggle::giggle:
Sex God
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i need puttin to sleep....sumone help me!!
Sex God
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Physical work usually helps, tried that? :bounce:
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Funky try "War and Peace"
Sex God
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Or the Story of O!
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Sex God
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funky i cant be a holagram i pinch myself every mornin to make sure i am really here on this planet .......
Sex God
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planet earth ting tong??
or
planet funky??
Sex God
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planet funky ping pong i get lost on all the others and it scares me being on why own lol
Sex God
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m normal kinda sexy fooooka in a strange....mixed up kinda world.....but hey keep smilin and the world will smile wiv ya....or at ya....lol
heheheheheh
Sex God
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thats my saying funks ya tunt
i think they just smile with you and smile at me lol lol
Warming the Bed
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[size="24"][color="orange"]Ning Nong[/color][/size]
Warming the Bed
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I'm real
Sex God
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[quote user=goodtime1]I'm real[/quote]
But none of your photos turned out...bit under exposed?
Lol...just kidding!
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Sex God
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mwm.... am i real??? I think I am.... but I could be wrong...
Sex God
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[quote user=oliviak]mwm.... am i real??? I think I am.... but I could be wrong...[/quote]
Yup, I can vouch for that cos I squeezed ya bum in Colchester.
Well, that's a start anyway! :bounce:
Sex God
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im a silver hologram.....and i changed wen gentle move me from side to side!!!:laughabove:
