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I WANT SOME COCK URGENTLY!!!!!!!

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tsm
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not had any action for a while, any one help? QUICK!!!!
Unknown
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Quick! Someone dial 999! It's a cock emergency!!!!! lol
tsm
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thanks for the help!!!!
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:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
tsm
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OR SOME GIRLS!!!!!
funkydiva35
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hey tsm...... u the same as me hovis?? best of both!! rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
tsm
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ha ha hiya funky luv are you well, best of both lol we're just greedy!! and dyin for some action!!!
funkydiva35
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rnt we all......rotflmao:rotflmao: roll on feb 7th.....and leeds......i mite b lucky....for once!!:doh: funky nutta xx:P
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[quote user=oliviak]Quick! Someone dial 999! It's a cock emergency!!!!! lol[/quote] Or maybe 666............:devil::devil:
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[quote user=miss_ccrider]Fuck me whats a cock? xx[/quote] Lets try this one again Miss CC.... now a cock is that wee little thing attached to a man... tis the thing that you played with in a naughty way and got the baby up there...understand???? :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
funkydiva35
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no sexy oli....... the swan brings the baby!! :doh:
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I thought it was the stork???? Or you found them under cabbage patches....
funkydiva35
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foooooooooooooook me wot planet am i on...:fuckinghell:........dont answer.....yeah its the stork!!:doh:
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[quote user=oliviak][quote user=miss_ccrider]Fuck me whats a cock? xx[/quote] Lets try this one again Miss CC.... now a cock is that wee little thing attached to a man... tis the thing that you played with in a naughty way and got the baby up there...understand???? :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:[/quote] Very well put Oli.... If you need a further reference CC, look at most male profiles on here... There you will find pictures of cocks.. Different sizes, some red raw from excessive wanking etc........ If you need further clarification, I will come up to show you first hand... Will even do a naked dance-if that will further your understanding... Dr_D
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Oh please no naked willy dances... .get enough of those from Del...:giggle::giggle:bolt
miss_ccrider
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Dr Dave, if you come up here and do my a naked willy dance i will give it a great big kiss for you. xxx
funkydiva35
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naked willy dances woteva nxt???:doh:
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Funks have you forgotten? You are meant to use the word tunt or lady garden.... :bounce:
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[quote user=oliviak]Oh please no naked willy dances... .get enough of those from Del...:giggle::giggle:bolt[/quote] Us blokes are generally of the opinion that the ladies love the naked willy dance.. Regardless of how often you protest.... We all have a chip installed that's activated when we're 17.. It gives us the ability to perform the willy dance. This usually happens once we're out of the shower wearing just a towel.. Towel drops and.... Willy dance...
dr_dave
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[quote user=miss_ccrider]Dr Dave, if you come up here and do my a naked willy dance i will give it a great big kiss for you. xxx[/quote] I'm on the internet now booking a flight. Then its the shower to wash and trim (men should do this on a regular basis-just in case)... Scotland here I come.... Dr_D
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[quote user=oliviak]Funks have you forgotten? You are meant to use the word tunt or lady garden.... :bounce:[/quote] Lady Garden PMS.... :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce: Never heard anyone actually use that phrase to describe the front bottom smile... Well, not with a straight face anyhow....
funkydiva35
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cum fuck my lady garden really hard sexy oli.......:doh: not quite the same is it really????rotflmao:rotflmao:
smooth8
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im quite handy at gardening actually i can bring my hoe well its a hoe lot more than that anyway bush trimming is free as well
funkydiva35
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biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddddddyyyyy rotflmao [color="indigo"][/color]:rotflmao::rotflmao:
miss_ccrider
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I always call it my lady garden, not sure why the phrase garden came about, as its not like i got a pile of mud up there or a couple of daffodiles growing up there. In saying that i may have...............been a while smile:)
tsm
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cheers folks, completely detracted from the issue here!!! i'm still no better off!!!!!
funkydiva35
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nor me tsm......i got no cock either.....im givin up, this swingin aint all its cracked up to be!! :giveup: