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The weekend has landed and all that exists is clubs,pubs and parties. I've got 48hrs off from the world, man im gonna blow steam out of my head like a burnin kettle, im gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night.:sticky:
Gonna lose the plot on the dance floor. the free radicals inside me are freakin me out man!
Tonight im Jip trovolta, Peter .
Im goin to never never land with my chosen family, we're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did.
Any thing cud happen to night, you know.
This could be the best night of me life, iv got 73 quid in me back burner and im gonna wax the lot man!
THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME.......................YEAH
FUNKYd XX:P
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good ansa i had today..................i sed to a sexy peeps on ere......
fuck me thought ud died.....and they replied....i have...and gone to heaven where i chose you to be my fuck buddy!!! xxx
how fuckin good is that.....................:grin:
love it!!!
funkyD xx:P
well funky you horny little cloud goddess u jus go from breakthrough to breakthrough u be doin joined up writin next
well done babes:rose:
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fluffy, u kno wot, i get bored far too easy and i didnt kno wot to do wiv me fingers........................soo off they went on their own and did all this bullshit.......................but hey im likin me bullshit!!!!!
hahahahah
funkyD xx:P
fuck me gently
its , i cant sleep and i cant get in the fuckin chatroom either!!!:fuckinghell:
why oh why can i not get in wen i really wanna............fuck a doodle dandy!!!
funkyD, very frustrated.........:P
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[quote user=bobzz]well funky you horny little cloud goddess u jus go from breakthrough to breakthrough u be doin joined up writin next
well done babes:rose:
btw bob.........i cant read let alone write................lol
xxx:P
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funkyD xxx
candy girl
roller skates
knee pads bum pads
seriously horny single and young guys that no1 wants to love or fuck!!!
pauls groups
intigs valentines
speakers not workin
stud muffin
jizz king
my life
my spots
god iv got to do the housewk
homer
my hairs a fookin mess
need to clean windows
enoivtrheyp9rh;kfjw;ero89234jxc9e'MQOKDELSGFNMOERIUTY9PWRU[0QDCMKLVJNDFJKS
SLIM FAST
vanilla
strawberry
chocolate
bless me
funkyD xxx
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jus passin on me cloud funky and i thought id stop by and see how ur doin........well diva, im very well..............glad iv bumped into u.....i wanted to ask u a question,,,,,,go on funky ask away....well i was jus wandering funky......if u pissed in my arse durin 1 of our mad sessions...yes........well wen i go to the loo, shud all ur piss cum out??........diva, i wud hav thought so....cuz where the fucks it gonna go??.....mmmmmmm funky, wot if it doesnt...... does that mean ur piss is gurglin in me tummy.........well im tellin u now funky.....ur not fuckin doin it agen........bet iv put fuckin 4lb on tonight........and its all ur piss!!
and im sure weightwatchers wont accept that reason for my sinning and weight gain!!!!:upset:
me :P
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oh diva........ur such a miserable fuckin cow.....and i really njoyed it too!!
well funky........im not puttin 4lb on jus 4 u and ur piss!!
go relieve urself on the loo, like any normal peeps..............and put the fuckin lid up!!
or il knock ya block off!!!
diva xxx:P
2 HONEYMOONING DUCKS IN A HOTEL.... AS THEY ARE ABOUT TO MAKE LOVE, THE DRAKE SAYS, "WE DONT HAVE ANY CONDOMS, I`LL CALL ROOM SERVICE". SO HE CALLS AND ASKS FOR THE CONDOMS. THE RECEPTIONIST SAYS, "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PUT THEM ON YOUR BILL"? "NO, YOU DAFT BUGGER", HE SAYS, "I`LL BLOODY SUFFOCATE"
:doh:
fuck me scott.......i thought i was chattin to myself on ere.....thank fuck im not goin maaaaaaaaaaddddd!
and id love to dance wiv u........
funkyD xx:P
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Any thing cud happen to night, you know.
This could be the best night of me life, iv got 73 quid in me back burner and im gonna wax the lot man!
THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME.......................YEAH
FUNKYd XX:P
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funkyD xx:P
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