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orange ones r my favourite fooooooooooka xx:color:
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i feel crap.........:doh:
funky nutta xx:P
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i feel lonely......
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ok fooooooooka me and u togetha we will neva b lonely
hey wot happened to dj's?.....why did they go so quik???
F F F F F F F F F Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooka ka ka ka ka how are ya............Dj`s just got fed up wiv some of the wankas on ere.............they don`t bovver me..............maybe i`m a wanka.............dunno dont really care but i did get on well wiv the dj`s so it weren`t me.............ey foooooooooooooooooooka nice honeymoon destination.....................fukk if you was marryin me it wuda bin clacton an jellied eels.......but mind you a visit to ceylons for tea n cake........fukk i`m babblin aint i.:crazy::crazy:
:haha::love::P
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gobshite ning nong???
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i would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio.. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant.
I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon, before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging.
Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until 4 AM and sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60's &70's, and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love ... I will.
I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set. They, too, will get old.
I know I am sometimes forgetful. But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And I eventually remember the important things.
Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what give us strength and understanding and compassion. A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect.
i am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face. So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair could turn silver.
As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don't question myself anymore. I've even earned the right to be wrong.
So, to answer your question, I like being old. It has set me free. I like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever, but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single day (if I feel like it).
MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP NEVER COME APART, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART!
MAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE A RAINBOW OF SMILES ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART FOREVER AND EVER! FRIENDS FOREVER!
hugs and kisses
funky nutta xx
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sexy kat.......
it did to me too hunni...god me n u r soooooo soppy!!
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fooker ur like me n kat.......uv got a heart of gold, thats why i luv ya!!
well im still wiv rosie but im headin bak to markie lata....bet he aint missed me!! lol
nutta xx
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on the train hed in home afta leavin rosies....and guess wot free wifi.......but i left me lappy on the whole time at rosies and now me fuckin batts flat and no hoofin plugs!!:doh:
typical!!
lookin forward to seein markie tho, iv missed me ikkle fossil sooooooooo much.....hey i mite get sum action tonite...hehehehe
see u all lata wen home!!
ova and out..
funky nutta xx:P
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bin bak home now for yonks and i was wrong markie had missed me.....and yeah iv had a very good seein too!!
and yeah i kno......im a very lucky peep....
got abit of insomnia now, got so much swimmin round in me brain at the mo wot wiv one thing and anotha....but im sure it will all work out in the end.....
but one things for sure
i cud not b happier at this moment in time, and it may last 4eva or it may b gone tomo but wot i do kno is......iv felt it...and its sooooooooooooo nice!!
and to all my friends on ere....my true friends....u kno who u r......
thanx for bein in this ikkle nuttas life, u kno the true me and im all good!!
nutta xx
bein a soppy cunt im sorry!!
ps......
tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune!!!!
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oh jus one more thing b4 i bore u 2 tears...not that anyone reads me blog....hehe:uhoh::uhoh:heheh
rosie....hope ur ok hunni....im worryin about u bein on ya own now....:upset:
funny i kno cus i was only wiv ya a cpl of nites but im missin ya u daft tart....
ni ni sexy...
luv ya xx :love::love:
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thanx kat n del........but hey thats wot friends do....im sure u 2 carin peeps wud do jus the same!!
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hey hey brian...all goods hunni....hows u 2??
where ya bin??
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yeah i kno that feelin very well too....
well its sooooooooo nice to hav u bak and i hope u find wot ur lookin for......
if u need anythin u kno where i am!!
nutta xx
Don't ever change, nutter !
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[quote user=funkydiva35]oh jus one more thing b4 i bore u 2 tears...not that anyone reads me blog....hehe:uhoh::uhoh:heheh
rosie....hope ur ok hunni....im worryin about u bein on ya own now....:upset:
funny i kno cus i was only wiv ya a cpl of nites but im missin ya u daft tart....
ni ni sexy...
luv ya xx :love::love:[/quote]
assionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss:
ffs you got me bubbling now you twit :upset:
been :yawn: most of the day again- that anaesthetic is good stuff - NOT!
I miss you too but i did make an omelette today so managing fine- no need to worry
glad you got a good seeing to when you got home though :doggy:
i need to get a list organised for when i am allowed to get some :doggy
f my own 
assionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss:
ffs you got me bubbling now you twit :upset:
been :yawn: most of the day again- that anaesthetic is good stuff - NOT!
I miss you too but i did make an omelette today so managing fine- no need to worry
glad you got a good seeing to when you got home though :doggy:
i need to get a list organised for when i am allowed to get some :doggyf my own Sex God
good im glad ur eatin i was worried u wudnt b....dont want u turnin anorexic on me.....lol
well i had a bad nite last nite....got a cloud ova me at the mo and it wont fuck off, cant get motivated and keep cryin, god i can b such a saft twat at time.....
anyway im gonna try and crak out of it today, get me tunes and clean me house....may even venture out me front door....woooohooooo!!
well im signin out me blog....and il see u sexy peeps lata....and rosie....i luv ya more!!
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Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but whips and chains EXCITE ME, So tie me up, smack my ass, and show me that you like me!!
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good mornin sunny world, guess wot im cleanin me fuckin house agen...how can it get so duuurrrrty wiv jus me n markie....hope all is well in sp land...b bak lata wanna clean me floor!!
byyeeeee
nutta xx
