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WOT THE FUCK??? (Funky's Blog)
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Sex God
anotha wall painted......
Sexpert
Thank you sooooo much for being an amazing host to our Ladies night Funkster & Mark, soz I didn't get to say goodbye but I didn't want to disturb you... seemed like you were havin too much fun behind those closed doors anyway!!! :grin:
Look forward to catchin up soon...
Thanks again! and again, and again... 
Sex God
oh yeah sexy ladieeeeeeeee uv shud av cum in, we was only fuckin....lol
yeah i had a great time girlies we all must do it agen very soon!! xx
Sex God
look u all cudv cum in the door wasnt locked....
how u all doin?....markies finally gone bak to work, we'v both had a tummy bug and oink oink felt like shit, oink oink but i think we r oink oink ova the worse....
we'v had our oinkment and feel soooo much betta, we foned the swine flu hotline but it was too fuckin cracklin to get thru....oink oink....lol
Sex God
feelin much betta today folks altho i was sick agen last nite, i dont think iv lost much weight tho...lol
i want to try and got to the gym today, im missin it sooooo much, im still drinkin me peppermint tea, and im still pissin for england, soooooo thats all good!!
and and and its fuuuuuuuuuuuunkin friday and the sun is shiiiiiiiiinin ooooooh the weekend is upon us!!
well, im watchin shitty jeremy kyle and yeah hes talkin crap agen...lol
rite il luv n leave ya...need a wee wee
cya all soon....
funky nutta xx:P
Sex God
Good mornin sexy peeps
Its and iv bin awake for fukin hrs, markies snorin in one ear and the foxes av bin fukin all nite, one must invest in a pellet gun.. Lol.. For both of them!
Oh haopy may bank holiday!
Oh and iv got bad pmt :0( taken loads of tabs they normally make drowsy and as u kno once ur asleep u feel no pain, iv got no fukin chance! Lol
Sex God
Got to do my replies like this cus on me iphone and it has a habit of crashin & i lose wot iv wrote ;0))
Wander if anyone else is awake? Wish i cud go in the chatroom wiv this, i wud get up but me beds warm n comfy!
Must buy cotton wool lata, or a large hammer! Lol
Sooo wot u all doin today i wander?
Sex God
[quote user=funkydiva35]how u all doin?....markies finally gone bak to work, we'v both had a tummy bug and oink oink felt like shit, oink oink but i think we r oink oink ova the worse....[/quote]
:therethere:Hope i didn't pass it on to you. 
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I have been suffering this week again, as well. 
Was so bad i was not on site for three days 
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I have been suffering this week again, as well.
Was so bad i was not on site for three days Sex God
rosie think u did, i still cant keep of the bog and its all thru the night....nice....
but anyway not the end of the world...lol
jus doin me garden well iv destroyed it, percy thrower i am not....lol
but all good ova ere....hope all is good ova there in sp land....xx
Sex God
y the fuck do ppl use the name funky all of a sudden theres loads croppin of funky this and funky that croppin up....
get ur own name ffs!!
rant ova....
Sexpert
oh funkyd - you know I didn't see your name when I signed up! It's a name I started using ages ago for a music website (I like funk music see...)
You should feel honoured though, peeps just want to be you!
xx
Sex God
not u chick......ppl who use funky....lol
i luv u hunni....i didnt mean u!! xx
Sex God
their all turnin into me....thank fuck theres only one diva!! xx
Sexpert
ooh I was hopin you didn't mean me - luv you too!
yeah if you got funk in your name you cooool....
throw your hands in the air like you just don't care lol
Sex God
iv got a bad bad habbit and baby its u!! xx
Sexpert
any plans for the weekend then hunni?
I've got some naughty ones for once... :rascal:
Life is getting better!
xx
Sex God
insomnia agen xx
Sex God
cum on sexy button.......
Sex God
cum on sexy button xxx
Sex God
fuck me my cum on button cum on b4 today.....oooooooooooooh spoooky xx
Sex God
got me posh frock...jus got to wrap 50 ladies gifts now....
Sexpert
what is all this cum on sexy button stuff? Do you have a button on a dress you wanted Marky to cum on? lol
50 pressies? Where's mine?
Wish you were coming to MK hunni... :doh:
Sex God
fuck me i aint bin to bed yet....bin up all nite...hope everyones okey cokey??...xx
Sex God
still awake ova ere! Xx
Sexpert
you need some valium or something chica!
