WOT THE FUCK??? (Funky's Blog)

27 Feb 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARKIE....I LOVE YOU!!

27 Feb 2009

Happt birthday markie.....have a goodun m8

27 Feb 2009

hey sexy bays....cus its his bday.....he gets a bj and i swallow....the things u boys ask for.....pmsl!!

28 Feb 2009

al well in the funksters household.....i popped out today and markie went maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad wiv the cables in the kitchen, hes such a posh tart instead avin a normal tv he wants to put his projector screen up and hav hes projector down there, good job we hav 2 dinin areas.....ones gonna b posh, the othas me snug area, got to say hes made a mess but fuck me the sound quality is ace...... and wen i get me decks that the very kind and sexy pies....ie my very very goood friends jeff and stella av bought me, im gonna av a very funky den down there.....thanx guys and while im on about them, they sent us sum gorgeous flowers this mornin, guys they look beautiful...in my posh dinin area!!....i luv ya and u kno that already but thanx, u r both sooooooooooo special to me and markie!! soooooooooooooooo all and all we r avin a good day....apart from im as fruity as fuck!!! sexy bays....im startin my slimfast agen on monday.....and im gonna start joggin and roller skatin agen.....fuck me....thats gonna b hilarious!! everyone av a good sat nite.....xx ova and out!! funky nutta xx oh and markie.....i luv ya even tho u snore and ur farts stink.....lol

1 Mar 2009

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cookin sunday din dins....smells sooo delicious.....xx

1 Mar 2009

what ya i am nosey lol

2 Mar 2009

:doh::doh::doh:meant to say what ya cooking ffs

2 Mar 2009

sunday lunch sexy bays......and all the trimmings..... altho at the mo im doin a stew....to warm ya cockles!!...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2 Mar 2009

so the funks,you are quite a culinary whizz then,if ya is doing stew dont forget the dumplings lol,i used to be a chef so know my way around a kitchen, sounds yummy though,room for one more lmoa take care hunni a hungry bays xxxxxxxx

3 Mar 2009

yeah sexy bays id make a good ikkle wifey...i can cook, clean and fuck...ideal!! xx

3 Mar 2009

the complete package one could say rotflmao

4 Mar 2009

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i spose i betta start planin me housewarmin....lol whose cumin??

4 Mar 2009

I'd luv to cum! Now, tonight, tomorrow wheneva! Can't do the 14th tho...

4 Mar 2009

oh chick its gonna b on the 14th....bugga me!!

4 Mar 2009

booo! I've cancelled a trip to Portugal to go to my mate's farewell so she'd kill me if I ditched her! I'll just have to cum to the housewarming afterparty the week after ;) x

4 Mar 2009

okey cokey hunni xzx

4 Mar 2009

What's going on in here then??? :bounce::boo:

4 Mar 2009

take it ur cumin to me housewarmin sexy oli???

5 Mar 2009

bugger...the 14th mrs bay is working that weekend,dam,blast, bugger,shit,bollocks.........

5 Mar 2009

cunt cunt cunt...sexy bays wot u like???

5 Mar 2009

will have to organise another one...can you ever have enough housewarming parties ?????:doggy:

5 Mar 2009

this is very true sexy bays xxx

5 Mar 2009

jus bin roller skatin and didnt break one bone...wooooooohooooo

5 Mar 2009

well done funks, played squash and did a 1 hour workout at the gym....and still alive lol

6 Mar 2009

well done sexy bays and i ate healthy yestaday....wanted to weigh meself but the bloody batts av gone.... but i tell u wot... my legs r fukin killin me this mornin....but that cud av summat to do wiv me havin them open last nite while we christened the new sofa.....lol catch u all lata..... ova and out xx

6 Mar 2009

so did the sofa get the :thumbup: then? did my 2nd induction at the gym today,bit of cv work,then onto pushing some weights,think i will feel it tomorrow though,have got squash and babminton tomoz :doh: chat soon sexy lady luv the bays xxxxxx

6 Mar 2009

so is the house warmin a self invite thing?!lol

7 Mar 2009

james do u want to cum??? and ouch my fuckin hed.....lol

7 Mar 2009

I do wanna cum yeh, i just cant commit right now cos of work...i might be goin to germany sometime next week. As soon as I know Ill let ya know chicky. Heres hopin x

7 Mar 2009

my fingers r crossed too.....i do hope u can xx