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WOT THE FUCK??? (Funky's Blog)

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aftanoon world.....hope ur all avin a funky weekend and r all well.....iv got the very lovel rosie stayin wiv me at the mo... jus waitin for markies mommy n daddy to cum as we r cookin them din dins.... well take care everyone luvs ya xx funky nutta xx
Jus avin me grey done sexy peeps, im avin a day out wiv me mommy in law, left rosie at mine, tis greeeeeeat avin her wiv me, altho i cant get anywhere near me puta.....hence im on me iphone!!! Only jokin, luv ya really sexy bum! Lol Cya all latas Funky nutta xx
[quote user=funkydiva35]Jus avin me grey done sexy peeps, im avin a day out wiv me mommy in law, left rosie at mine, tis greeeeeeat avin her wiv me, altho i cant get anywhere near me puta.....hence im on me iphone!!! Only jokin, luv ya really sexy bum! Lol Cya all latas Funky nutta xx[/quote] Oi!!! i would let you use it :angel: occasionally :giggle:
just bought you some curly wurlys, sexy:P
curly wurlys and hot cross buns....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sssshhhh i wasn't gonna mention the hot cross buns :giggle:
well peeps nearly time for me party, hope sumone turns up othawise il b sat ere wiv me vodka jelly on me own....lol hope all is well wiv everyone....sexy bays u included.... well bak to sortin me passport and drivin licence bollox out... luv ya all funky nutta xx
kat stop ruinin me full house xx...lol
Hi ya sexy Funky,hope ya party goes well,sure it will,been bit busy lately but i have not forgotten ya, right have to pop into town now as it is sexy mrs bays birthday tomoz, love ya loads xxxxxxx
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXY MRS BAYS..... well folks happy red nose day..... i shudv bin gettin married today soooooooooo feelin very sorry for meself today.....and abit sad and down in the dumpettes, but il b ok and iv jus managed to get me michael jackson tickets so thats all good.... think markie mite b takin me out sumwhere posh tonight too, to take me mind of shit.... i went to the ballet last nite at the royal opera house.....i thought it was ace and the dancin was beautiful....but cooooooooooooooorrrrrr the men in tights made me nite wiv their winkles winkin at me!! think il definatly doin that agen.....ooooh and i had champagne, but its ok sexy peeps i aint goin all posh on ya, i had a macdonalds on the way home!! well goin bak to bed for an hour..... ova and out funky nutta xx
Funky the posf totty!!!:thumbup:lol
hey fire SEXY POSH TART.....OOOOOPS IM MEAN TOTTY!!
whaddaya mean you shoulda been gettin married today? At least you've got someone who loves you and takes you out for posh dinners, ballet & macca's... x
Yeah chick its true..... 2pm today i wudv becum a mrs, but markies Divorce didnt cum thru in time...soooo im still a very disappointed and gutted miss! But yeah ur rite, he luvs me and treats me very well...so i shudnt moan! Hope ur well sexy Funky nutta xx
Have a goodun funks :inlove: luv ya sexy hunni xxxxxxxx
what a bugger! Oh well you still hav Marky and can still marry him when its all good to! Hope the housewarming went well, gutted I couldn't be there, but I was well trashed at my friends farewell! Missed out on most of the sunshine yesterday, lets hope its not the last for the year! haha
supposed to be good weather all week funchick, how ya doing today funky? xxxxxxx
yay I'm all excited now about the sunshine this week! AND we are getting back 4 mins of daylight per day... bring on summer! can you tell I miss summer? Well I miss Aussie weather surprised(
oooooo another Aussie missing the weather!!! Bring on summer... although it is rather nice today :bounce:
home safe and sound but missing funk's cloud :sticky: thanks so much to you both but especially the :Pdiva for the special times passionkiss:rose:sillyassionkiss:
funkin me..... jus woke up outta hibernation...burstin for a piss tho.... hope all is well on planet sp... rosie cum bak im missin ya... thanx for everythin...i truly ment everythin in my txt...u r one specail sexy sis.... rite il brb...need a piss...wanna rite more but im gonna pee me pants...see ya in a bit xx
funky love the attention to detail....trust you made the toilet in time bolt:doh: been on a training day to teach year 6 school children safer cycling and to be safe on the roads,getting excited about making a difference to kids on the roads,and giving a bit back to the school that my chidren have attended. bring it on, xxxxxxx
[quote user=funkydiva35] rite il brb...need a piss...wanna rite more but im gonna pee me pants...see ya in a bit xx[/quote] bugger me that is a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong pee :sticky:
you finally made it out the toilet then,we were going to send in a search party,passionkiss
hey hey sexy peeps the funksters bak.....bin hibernatin but im bak let the fuckin....oooopppps i mean parties begin!! a big congrats to kitten for makin member of the month...i hope she luvs it as much as i do!! xx