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WOT THE FUCK??? (Funky's Blog)

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Well ere i am at nearly 3am, in my new house sat on the loo on my iphone cus iv got insomnia agen and markies snorin....grrrrrrrrr Contemplatin avin a play cus im abit horny too, but i dont wanna wake markie cus hes got a very busy day tomo! Im also wishin i hadnt put my wabbit away in the spare rm, i wish id left it in ere now! Lol This is the time wen id go and put me puta on bak at the old place but iv go net ere yet. Doh But im stayin at the old place every otha nite till the lease runs out on the 28th, and we r avin the fone switched on on the 25th ere! Lol Fuck me, i think im gonna av to av a play, me fifi is throbbin...& try not to scream wen i cum! Lol Im hopin it will help me sleep too! Rite ova and out sp peeps and the very sexy bays! Funky nutta xxx
Still on me iphone sexy peeeeeeeps but il b bak soon.....lol Missin u all v muchly! Hiya sexy bays x Ova n out Funky nutta xx
hi ya sexy diva, many thanks for the e-mail addy,will make good use of it lol,bet you are glad of the i phone,otherwise you would be having withdrawal symptoms by now lol, als well here at the moment,well the kids are at my parents,so piece and quiet here yay lmao, take care hunni,chat soon. luv yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Kat n Neil xxxxxxx
Aftanoon sexy bays and the sp ( rather unhappy) community Yeah im glad iv got me phone, this fuckin cold turkeys killin me! Lol Gonna go to whetherspoons shortly wiv me lappy at this rate il b an alkie by the time iv got wifi! Lol I really wanna get bak in the chatrm and see wot everyones soooo upset about, and cus im a nosey cow! Rite gonna get dressed n go to the pub Take care all.... Luv n miss ya Funky nutta xx
Well funky you missed me trying to paint the wall and I spilt the paint all over the f..king floor and me instead. Apart from that life goes on... kids are on hols are not sure if any of us will make monday. Hopefully someone will buy this house soon then we can go back to as normal as we get lol.
Yipppeeeeeee on tube hedin bak to old house, il b bk well for one nite only betta than nothin tho... Cya all lata xx
iv cum bak to the house to carry on packin and to use the net cus cold turkey was killin me.... iv jus cum to do me sum din dins and iv got no butta and no plates.....soooooooooo im avin fish fingers, potatoes and cheese triangles all served in a fryin pan.... packed me glasses sooooooooo drinkin red wine out of a mug...fuck me times r hard!!.....lol
wakey wakey rise and shine sexy peeps....xx
so hows the new place going? and when are you inviting us over for a partay?!?!? ;)
hi chick.....looks like its goin to b 2nd wk in march.....u up for it???
hi ya funks passionkisshope you are having a good weekend,took the family for a game of squash today,seeing as we need to get fitter for this year,we all had a fab time,we have joined a gym too,god my body will be in meltdown,seemed like a good idea at the time loldid some one mention a housewarming party,hmmmm sounds like fun, chat soon hunni luv ya loads the bays xxxxxxx
Sexy bays and the sp community, i thought it was the day of rest my arse, we'v bin movin shit agen all day! Nearly done now tho, and yeah housewarmin 2nd wk in march, am i puttin ur names down???? I need to get fit then and get rid of me 7 bellies and 4 chins! Cant wAit to get me net on, only a few days to go, thank fuck! Well, cya soon, gonna watch cum dine wiv me, fuk iv got a celebrity lifestyle....not! Lol Luv ya xx Funky yeah i kno the fuckin nutta xx
Oh and jus a quikie.... My farts dont smell of roses, they stink! Lol Im to honest aint i? No wonder i dont get fucked anymore!! Lol
I fancy a wank sooooo im gonna av one! Good mornin the eva soooo sexy sp community!!
morning funky, The new get fit Bays starts this week,been for a half hour walk already this morning,might not sound like much but you have to start some where,and had me porridge for brekkie,ooops i forgot had a shag as well,thats supposed to burn more calories than a jog aint it lol,by the way you are fit already,7 bellies,4 chins my arse hunni,you look fine as you are. take care hun luv from the Bays xxxx
I could be persuaded! I'll be all relaxed from my hol to Paris & Morocco... Let me know the deets. xo
sad day :upsetsurprisedne of our rabbits died today,our son was upset but bless him he dealt with it well, yours in morning an upset bays xxxxxxx
sexy bays ((hugz)) for u!! Im sorry to hear that hunni...... Cum ere lets giv u sum tuddles to cheer u up! :0xxx
thank you sexy funky,feel much better now for that, trust you are well,and getting settled in ok? luv from the much happier bays xxxxxx
Im glad sexy bays dont like friends sad! Net goes in tomo... Yipeeeeeeeee x
funky is getting all netted up today :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce: about bloody time toooooooo giving Kat a game of squash later,so might soz no,will be acheing tomoz :grin: xxxxxxxx
IM BAK THANK FUCK!!!.....AV U MISSED ME???
[quote user=funkydiva35]IM BAK THANK FUCK!!!.....AV U MISSED ME???[/quote] :happy::inlove::thrilled:
[quote user=funkydiva35]IM BAK THANK FUCK!!!.....AV U MISSED ME???[/quote] it goes with out saying.....WE MISSED YA
:thrilled: YEAH!!!!!!! Course we missed ya passionkiss :doh: Gammon :doh:
:doh:GAMMON:doh: :crazy: BLESS YA, IV MISSED U BOTH TOO....:inlove:
looks like funks cant sleep again,looking at the time of the posting, gammon,take it thats a private joke:lol2:
good mornin sp world and the sexy bays.... Yeah iv had insomnia agen... Doh But hey thank funkin its friday!!! And the gammon ref is cus wen im twatted and i see jessy...i say gammon! Lol
morning funks, trust you are well hun,apart from being tired from not sleeping ehh,and that you are settling in ok in ya new pad? kat and i have our induction today at the gym yikes,then we have a game of squash,see told ya we were serious about getting in shape this year, okey dokeys musy away, catch ya soon hunni the bays xxxxxx