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Fuck me gently markies snorin agen, think im gonna smother him! Im lyin ere in bed on me iphone and playin in ere cus the ikkle shit woke me up!!
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Sex God
I'm coming to get ya!!!!!!!!!!!!
feck knows when i will arrive cos the snow is really coming down.:sticky:
:sticky::sticky::sticky::sticky::sticky::sticky::sticky::sticky:
:laughabove: hope this is not a forecast of how things will turn out
:rose:
Sex God
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dont say that sexy rosie....i need u to rescue me from the ikkle snorin shit!!
please god stop it snowin i need me guardian angel ere wiv me.....:angel:
oh and kev me pooooooooooooof.......:moon:
Sex God
On the motorway, watch out leeds we r cumin to get ya!
Sex God
In the car goin home!
Ova and out........
Sex God
oooh i am sooooo tired funks :sleeping:
thanks for a great weekend though hun
and thank markie for dinner again :lick:
mega snogs 
assionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss:
:rose:
assionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss::passionkiss:
:rose: Sex God
Sexy Rosie......:rose:
U r my guardian angel...:angel:...my mommy sent u to me....u r welcum ere anytime, u kno that!!
Thankyou for a greeeeeeeeeeat weekend and for puttin up wiv me....and Kev.....:fuckinghell:
I jus kno that wud hav bin very difficult listenin to our gobshite, cheekiness, burpin, fartin, jokes and yakkin....
:loon:
We all luv u too pieces.....:inlove:
Glad u got home ok......u forgot ya adult MR FROSTY....:lickface:
Rite bak to cleanin me house to me tuuuuuuuuunes....oh and btw....iv jus downloaded 'The Tom Jones collection' uv converted me, u ikkle sex bomb!!
Dont forget if u need me, let me kno and il jump on the train....hopefully the rite one nxt time!!:laughabove:
Neva Fear Funky Nuttas Ere.....:lol2:
xxx:P
:loon:
We all luv u too pieces.....:inlove:
Glad u got home ok......u forgot ya adult MR FROSTY....:lickface:
Rite bak to cleanin me house to me tuuuuuuuuunes....oh and btw....iv jus downloaded 'The Tom Jones collection' uv converted me, u ikkle sex bomb!!
Dont forget if u need me, let me kno and il jump on the train....hopefully the rite one nxt time!!:laughabove:
Neva Fear Funky Nuttas Ere.....:lol2:
xxx:P Sex God
fuck me iv got bad insomnia tonight well this fuckin mornin now...lol
Sex God
jus as well sexy bays.....
luv ya too xxx
hav a good day...xx
Sex God
omg sexy peeps i ovaslept today....but boy i needed the sleep i didnt even get up in the nite for a piss, i jus comotosed!!
oh mornin sexy bays....glad ur pc is workin betta....well done horny kays!!
and sexy cc...im glad jack liked his new duck...the pic u sent me was sooooooooooo lovely!!
oh well bak to me housework .....and billy....
luv ya all
ova and out!!
oh rosie iv jus fininshed ur lime juice....nice..xx
hi ya sexy funks,
glad you had a good nights sleep,feels good when you do,so more housework to do,same here hun,got a mountain of ironing to do,just got in from walking me dogs,they love running in the snow,although the younger one went arse over tit when she ran onto a huge frozen puddle,it did look funny,though she did not see the funny side...bless.
have a good day,speak soon,
luv ya The bays xxxxx
Sex God
hey sexy bays.....hope ur gonna add to my 25 random notes....
av a good day sexy peeps....
Sex God
fuck me im soooooooooooooo horny and markies gone to ni ni xx
Sex God
crikey im horny agen today
good mornin sexy bays....and rest of the world!!
[quote user=funkydiva35]hey sexy bays.....hope ur gonna add to my 25 random notes....
av a good day sexy peeps....[/quote]
yep funksta i have done as i was told,love you being all dominant
trust you have done summat about the horny state that you have got yourself into for the past 12 hours, :wank:should do the job till markie gets in 
just started to bloody snow here,tired of the stuff now,just want it all gone.
hope yopu have a good day hun,speak soon,
luv ya ,,,,,the bays xxxxxxx
trust you have done summat about the horny state that you have got yourself into for the past 12 hours, :wank:should do the job till markie gets in
just started to bloody snow here,tired of the stuff now,just want it all gone.
hope yopu have a good day hun,speak soon,
luv ya ,,,,,the bays xxxxxxx Sex God
[quote user=funkydiva35]Sexy Rosie......:rose:
U r my guardian angel...:angel:...my mommy sent u to me....u r welcum ere anytime, u kno that!!
Thankyou for a greeeeeeeeeeat weekend and for puttin up wiv me....and Kev.....:fuckinghell:
I jus kno that wud hav bin very difficult listenin to our gobshite, cheekiness, burpin, fartin, jokes and yakkin....:loon:
We all luv u too pieces.....:inlove:
Glad u got home ok......u forgot ya adult MR FROSTY....:lickface:
Rite bak to cleanin me house to me tuuuuuuuuunes....oh and btw....iv jus downloaded 'The Tom Jones collection' uv converted me, u ikkle sex bomb!!
Dont forget if u need me, let me kno and il jump on the train....hopefully the rite one nxt time!!:laughabove:
Neva Fear Funky Nuttas Ere.....:lol2:
xxx:P[/quote]
omg! :upset:
just saw this post
i will happily put up with your, 'gobshite, cheekiness, burpin, fartin, jokes and yakkin' any day hun
as for kev... well i suppose him too 
will collect mr frosty when i see you next and sorry about Tom :thrilled:
may even bring you some replacement glasses after markie and i did such a good job on friday night :doh:
:loon:
We all luv u too pieces.....:inlove:
Glad u got home ok......u forgot ya adult MR FROSTY....:lickface:
Rite bak to cleanin me house to me tuuuuuuuuunes....oh and btw....iv jus downloaded 'The Tom Jones collection' uv converted me, u ikkle sex bomb!!
Dont forget if u need me, let me kno and il jump on the train....hopefully the rite one nxt time!!:laughabove:
Neva Fear Funky Nuttas Ere.....:lol2:
xxx:P[/quote]
omg! :upset:
just saw this post
i will happily put up with your, 'gobshite, cheekiness, burpin, fartin, jokes and yakkin' any day hun
as for kev... well i suppose him too
will collect mr frosty when i see you next and sorry about Tom :thrilled:
may even bring you some replacement glasses after markie and i did such a good job on friday night :doh: Sex God
Flowers for valentines day=£30
dinner and cinema= £90 hotel room afterwards= £150
the look on his face when you tell him your on your period ....
priceless !!
Send this too ten people and you will have the BEST VALENTINES day ever;-)
Sex God
SO WHOSE GONNA B MY VALENTINES?...U NEED 2 B A TAD MAAAAAAD, DONT MIND GETTIN OCCASIONALLY TWATTED, UNDASTANDS GOBSHITE, SEXY & MUST WORSHIP FUNKY HOUSE TUNAGE :O).
Sex God
HEY SEXY PEEPS IM SENDIN OUT OOODLES & OOODLES OF ((HUGZ & KISSES)) TO ALL THOSE SEXY PEEPS IN THE WORLD WHO R ON THEIR LONESOME THIS VALENTINES WEEKEND... 
XX.
XX. 
Warming the Bed
Curse of the Valentine weekend lol! Too much :beer: means :crazy:. Yeah, I really have to join the gym b4 march and MK, can't sit around here all day looking at pics. I blame uh, um, never mind, got distracted again! :cheers:
Sexpert
Dats me all on my lonesome on V Day... cooking up a storm but no one to eat it all!
Hope Mark spoiled you today funkster...
Forum Virgin
come and join us funkchick. we will look after
Sexpert
ha ha I thought everyone would be busy tonight!
You just made me blush...
You just made me blush... Forum Virgin
happy to make do more than blush hun.
Sexpert
hmmm I won't say no to that!
Forum Virgin
anytime
Sex God
hey if theres fun to b had i betta b invited....???
markie got me a bug bunch of flowers....then i fell asleep at 7pm!!
neva mind.....hope all is well sexy peeps.....bak to me packin and movin...
ova and out!!
dont forget my party invite u 2!!
and sexy bays hope ur avin a good weekend!!
luv ya all xx
hi ya funks,
hope you had a luvleeeee sexy weekend hunni,we have been away at a hotel for the weekend,a valantines ball,so i was suited and booted and kat was in a wonderful evening dress,she looked knockout,will have to send ya the pics hun,only if you want me too,
catch you too sexy,take care,
luv ya,Kat n Neil xxxxxx
Sex God
hey sexy bays....im sooooooooooo glad u had a good un....
yeah id luv to see the pics....il mail u my addy....
me xx
