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i kno tell me about it but fooooooooooooooooooooka i nearly smothered the ikkle fossil in the nite!! thank god me new house as more bedrooms.....cus i can go and hide in the attic and leave him to it... but fuck me he aint as loud as pit....!!banghead
i used to snore when i worked nights and was bloody knackered,Kat used ear plugs worked a treat,and now that i work more civilised hours she still wears them just in case lmao,otherwise like you say it is the spare room for markie lol, take care fooooooooka luv ya sexy xxxxxxxxxxxxx
foooooooooooooooooooookin men!!.....lol
good mornin sexy peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps..... hope ur all okey cokey and lookin forward to leeds nxt wk iv bin tryin to diet but failed miserably.....and i went for a sunbed yestaday and i think i burnt me eye lids cuz they r sore today....lol and i dont look brown not even tinched red.....sooooo i think it mite cumin outta a bottle nxt wk.....lol ooooooooooo i had a wicked fuck last nite, and to b honest it help me sleep like a baby and i was totally oblivious to markies snorin and b4 anyone says it i went to sleep afta the fuck and not duirin.......lol rite well i betta luv and leave u got the estate agents cumin round.....dont really want them seein this page on me puta.....lol luv ya all n hav a good weekend ova n out!!! funky nutta xx
ello sexy funks, mmmm burnt ya eye lids not good lol Still not sure bout leeds but we shall see im working on del hehehe, you still comeing with rosie see us tho on 7th? xx
think we r sexy kat...........got the hot tub on and yes u r cumin to leeds......leave del to meeeeeeeeee!!
glad you found a cure for the snoring funky,hey if it works then shag away :doggy: have a good weekend hun xxxxxx
fuck me the tvs bollox tonight me and markie r watchin sum royal variety crap.....god im jumpin me balcony!! lol
not jumped me balcony but got twatted instead.... :fuckinghell:
[quote user=funkydiva35]not jumped me balcony but got twatted instead.... :fuckinghell:[/quote] A good compromise I think.... There's a TV add in there too.. "Don't jump, get twatted instead" Fooking genius....
fuck me sexy dr....u bin reincarnated?????
In bed drinkin tea....... Good mornin sexy peeeeeeeeeeeeeps x
Mornin nutta, You are up early this morning,what did you get disturbed by markies snoring rotflmaowell the tea in bed sounds good,trust the papers and the brekkie are on there way then? well i have a day with my son sorting his bedroom out,as it looks like a bomb has gone off in it confused??:then off to see some friends for dinner which will be good. enjoy your sunday hun, luv from The Bays xxxxx:lickface:
Foooka i`m in the chatroom on me own its hilarious...:thrilled: :sticky::sticky:
good mornin sexy bays.........id offer to help clean but im a lazieeeeee fucka!!...lol and fooooooooooooooooooka il jus finish cookin me breakie and il b there.....
its snowin..........and iv jus had a fuckin good fuck....omg....
mornin,well i think with all the cleaning youv'e done in ya flat then you are far from lazy hun, his bedroom is very small,but would have been cosy though :rascal:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sexy bays get him to make it untidy agen and we can squeeze in then togetha and clean it agen............naked!! snow snow everywhere......its beautiful.....but brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hope everyones ok out there.....take care today!!
now that puts a whole new spin on cleaning...i like it. but cold here,in need of warming up,and sat here all on my lonesom lol
il get me ski's out and hed to u sexy bays xxxxx
iv got sooooooooooooo much to do i dunno where to start.... got to go to the post office to get sum forms to get the post redirected to the new house need to get sum boxes so i can start packin markies fonin the gas, leccky ppl etc go to iohfiuehbfjfhoieqhfb fill in forms about the furniture packin..... oh god that will do for today ova and out funky xx oh yeah good mornin sp.............and sexy bays!!..xx
hi ya nutta, blimey its all hands on deck at your gaff then,another full day ahead i see. right must get on with the housework and get dinner sorted. take it easy outside hun, catch ya later sexy the bays xxxxxx
sure is sexy bays.....fancy cumin to help me??? hey sexy bays am i ugly or summat....peeps av sed they dont like bein motm cus they get shit loads of mail.....iv logged on ere for the last 3 days and had fuck all??? oh well jus a question....rite goin out agen....cya lata sexy peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps xxx
hey sexy,i wouldn't mind taking a few jobs off ya hands for you,and in answer to ya question the answer is deffoo nooooooooooooooooooooo,ya sexy fooooooka ka ka ka lol off now,chat to ya later.....nutta love the bays xxxxxx
good mornin world......and sexy bays xx god im sufferin today bloody pmt....excuse the pun!!:doh: trust me to get it the wk of the socila but shud b okey cokey i only last 3 days!! oooooooooh think il carry on doin me packin...how borin....at least i can have me wheatbag in the house on me tummy!! off to see 'buddy' tonight at the theatre wiv markie cant wait.....no doubt he'll sing all the wat thru...do u get popcorn and nachos at the theatre???
ni ni sexy peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps xxx
hi ya sexy nutter, hope you had a good time at the theatre,we love going,we saw the sound of music as it is our daughters fav,she knew nothing about the trip till the last minuit,it totaly blew her away,at mid time interval it was hagen daz ice cream,assume it still is? happy packin from a snowed in bays xxxxxxxxx
[quote user=funkydiva35]good mornin world......and sexy bays xx god im sufferin today bloody pmt....excuse the pun!!:doh: trust me to get it the wk of the socila but shud b okey cokey i only last 3 days!! oooooooooh think il carry on doin me packin...how borin....at least i can have me wheatbag in the house on me tummy!! off to see 'buddy' tonight at the theatre wiv markie cant wait.....no doubt he'll sing all the wat thru...do u get popcorn and nachos at the theatre???[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
luv ya foooooooooooooooka sorry missed ya call was sortin out seein a man about a dog...... ni ni for now and il bell ya tomo....get ya ass rounr ere im missin ya xxxx