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WOT THE FUCK??? (Funky's Blog)

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baylisstic
Orgasminator
so funks,you had any sexy talent to show around ya flat yet,if only the peeps coming around really knew what you are like.....the mind does boggle lmao,
doc_nursebj
Warming the Bed
wearing well funky as for the flat you could have a flat cooling party although it might take a long time to cool down after it
funkydiva35
Sex God
folks no ones bin to view it yet.....but we'v bin told today that we'v got our house! yiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppeeeeeeeeee shall i put ur name down for my housewarmin???
doc_nursebj
Warming the Bed
:thrilled:that can only be a yes yes yes xxxx
funkydiva35
Sex God
fuck im soooooooooooooooooooooooo bored!!
baylisstic
Orgasminator
sounds like you need some more photos to perve and have a :wank: over, why you sooooooooooooo bored then hun?????
dr_dave
Sexpert
[quote user=funkydiva35]fuck im soooooooooooooooooooooooo bored!![/quote] You may be bored Funky, but with a profile pic like your new one and your ever changing member of the month pic, I'm anything but bored.. Thomas all around.....
biggirluk
Sex God
[quote user=funkydiva35]folks no ones bin to view it yet.....but we'v bin told today that we'v got our house! yiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppeeeeeeeeee shall i put ur name down for my housewarmin???[/quote] :happy::happy::happy::happy::happy: didn't like to think of you as homeless :giggle: party? party? party?:beer:
baylisstic
Orgasminator
[quote user=dr_dave][quote user=funkydiva35]fuck im soooooooooooooooooooooooo bored!![/quote] You may be bored Funky, but with a profile pic like your new one and your ever changing member of the month pic, I'm anything but bored.. Thomas all around.....[/quote] think the in house doc has said it about right lol
funkydiva35
Sex God
thanx sexy fooooooooooooooooooooooooooookas... omg iv had estate angents and peeps all ova the flat and iv got loads more cumin today..... and markies now told me we r movin into our new house on the 5th feb......anyone fancy helpin???? hope u dont get lost tryin to find us on the 6th rosie.....get ya sat nav ready!!..... rite bak to cleanin me oven.... luv ya all xxxx
smooth8
Warming the Bed
heya funky i read some of your posts here bloody hell you r a nutta... fantastic keep it up if you know wat i mean bet your great company luv ya
Unknown User
Fuk me fooka are you sure Greenwich is ready for you.....:haha::haha: :fuckinghell::fuckinghell:
funkydiva35
Sex God
i dunno fooooooooooooooka....im excited and scared at the same time....but the house is beautiful and the lofts bin converted soooooooo markie sed i can hav that as me puta room.....hes lockin me away.....:grin: im gonna miss not livin nxt door to a pub......and a church......rotflmao but least im livin nxt to a park.....so i mite b able to get out more on me roller skates!!:sticky:
Unknown User
Is the station close foooka cos when i visit.............fuk i cud neva drive home...:crazy::crazy: :haha::love::P
funkydiva35
Sex God
think ud hav to cum on the dlr first fooooo:hahasurprisedooooooooooooooooooooooo:haha:oooooooka and then the tube....cmon u kno london betta than merotflmao:rotflmao: hey foooo:haha:ooooooooooooooo:haha:ooooooooooka......i dont half miss ya, ya kno!!:upset:
biggirluk
Sex God
[quote user=funkydiva35]thanx sexy fooooooooooooooooooooooooooookas... omg iv had estate angents and peeps all ova the flat and iv got loads more cumin today..... and markies now told me we r movin into our new house on the 5th feb......anyone fancy helpin???? hope u dont get lost tryin to find us on the 6th rosie.....get ya sat nav ready!!..... rite bak to cleanin me oven.... luv ya all xxxx[/quote] dunno what i will be up to banghead - will tell you why in private - but if free would be glad to get in the way (oops i meant help) and omg i have seen that oven:giveup:- praying for you :angel:
funkydiva35
Sex God
oven spotless.......:evil2: up early today got up at to do markies bacon sarnies and green tea.....got me fingers crossed waitin to hear sum news.....god i hope its good.......afta the shitty week iv had!! not sleepin to well at the mo and no not twatted, jus got alot on me platedunno bangheadreally need leeds now to help me chill cus feel abit down in the dumpettes!! hopefully todays news will elp me!! got me weddin dress fittin nxt week, cant wait......and markies mommys bak off her jolies on sat hope shes got me a nice pressie!! got more viewins today and im lookin online for sum furniture........fuck me its pissin down outside.....:sticky: oh well gonna make a brew, anyone want one???coffee
doc_nursebj
Warming the Bed
:sleeping:would love one as in bed after night shift so funky try not to make a mess of the sheets
funkydiva35
Sex God
I wont im a clean ikkle girlieeee! How many sugars??
funkydiva35
Sex God
in the hairdressers gettin me grey done! The musics slow and sendin me to ni ni......but i do feel nice and chilled sat ere wiv me vino!
pussinboots3
Sexlightened
You get wine in the hairdressers down south ??????? fook me, lucky if you can get a cup of tea up here lol
funkydiva35
Sex God
sure do pussy......it was lovely too.....and now i hav no more grey...yippppeeeeeee. and now i dont look like a granny wen givin a blow job!! rotflmao
funkydiva35
Sex God
im a happy ikkle funky tonight....dunno y but i am xx
Unknown User
Mm water based lubricant...............friend or foe.............you be the judge..:crazy::crazy: :borg::borg:
funkydiva35
Sex God
had anotha good day folks everyone ok out there???
funkydiva35
Sex God
got to go and measure the new house for furniture today but feel fucked.......i had to sleep in the spare room last nite cus i nearly smothered markie cus his snorin was gettin on me tits!! does anyone kno any cures????
Unknown User
Foooka thats the worst kinda fucked to feel......no soreness..:haha::haha: :giggle::giggle: