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WOT THE FUCK??? (Funky's Blog)
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Sex God
hey sexy bays....id get down n dirty wiv u anytime!!!
Sex God
Good mornin sexy peeps, jus aquik entry cus im in bed wiv tea and toast, newspapaers, iphone, and cough mixture that tastes like shit that rosie gav me!
Anyway think the best way to get rid if this coug is a good fuck, so watch out markie, ere i cum....
Nutta xx
morning funky,
sounds like a great way to start a sunday,just chilling bed,then a good shag lmao,
how ever as you have a cough i had a e-mail a little while ago regarding coughs and it said now i know this will sound bazaar but it does work,and that is to rub some vicks on the soles of your feet,dont ask me why it works,suppose its cos all ya nerve endings are there,just for good measure i'll rub some onya chest in the traditional stylee just for good measure hun,hope it works for ya hun,
take care ickle sexy nutta
love the bays xxxxxx
Sex God
ooooooooooh guys me and markie hav fucked for england and now we'v got our new cam set up.....sooooo sexy cey im cumin for ya now, see u on the darkside tom sexy ladieeeee uv got to hold me hand tho cus im as nervous as fuck!!
luv ya sexy bays xx
funky nutta xx
Sex God
and sexy bays.....im gonna try the vicks thing tonight wen i go to ni ni ........xx
[quote user=funkydiva35]ooooooooooh guys me and markie hav fucked for england and now we'v got our new cam set up.....sooooo sexy cey im cumin for ya now, see u on the darkside tom sexy ladieeeee uv got to hold me hand tho cus im as nervous as fuck!!
luv ya sexy bays xx
funky nutta xx[/quote]
Call me whenever you want hun, I mean it..... anytime.
Mrs Cey xxxxxxxxxxx :love:
Sex God
well sexy bays.....i didnt wake up in the nite coughin soooooo it must hav done....wot wiv that and all the sweatin from fuckin i do feel a lot betta.....
and iv jus perved ur pics and iv had to hav anotha wank, god they made my mornin....!!
and sexy kat n del....dont worry our time will cum sexy peeps, sooner than lata i can promise!!
but u kno we'v got so much goin on at the mo, we r movin house shortly sooooo there will b a big house warmin partttaaaay sooooo ul definatly b invited to that!!
sooooooooooooo bak to me housewk then im off to the gym, me and markie filmed ourselfs fuckin yestaday and omg iv got 7 bellies and 3 chins (but the video did turn me on sooooo much) soooooo i wanna get rid of that b4 leeds and me house warmin, soooo iv started me slimfast diet today and if i can get motivated enuff im off to the gym!!
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for now sp land, cya all lata u sexy fuckas!!
funky nutta xx:P
Sex God
well folks the time as cum im gonna go and tease the boys on cam and i cant wait, updates lata on how well i did....
cya latas xx
Sexlightened
bring on the tease :rascal:
keep up the good work
hwoar:
hwoar: Sex God
well my new pics seem to be goin down a storm....thanx folks!!
i aim to please!!
Sex God
thanx doc :rose:
....and sexy cey i was sooooo close today altho iv had me first chat today (u kno wot mean).
:rotflmao:.......woooohooooo
more pics to cum.......luv ya xx
:rotflmao:.......woooohooooo
more pics to cum.......luv ya xx Sex God
Time marches on never ending,
time keeps its own time,
Here we stand at beginning,
and then goes passing us by,
And I, I, I can dream for us all,
I hope I'm in a better state,
When here and now crumbles and falls
and you, you , you who make worlds collide
I knew you'd come knocking one day,
unannounced like a thief in the night.
Where do we go from here,
time ain't nothing but time,
I now have no fear of my fears
And no more tears to cry,
tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow means nothing at all
If we don't hear the line,
when today places its call, and morning, morning, morning
Won't ever be the same,
now I won't make the same mistakes, time and time again (5x)
Chorus
So tell me how do you do
Finally I meet you
You don't know what I've been through,
waiting and wondering about you
I had a dream my trip would end at you,
and now I know paradise.
lalalalalalalalalalala
Sex God
luv ya too sexy welcum bak......iv missed ya xx
Sex God
had a wicked day today........
Sex God
Well iv bin to wol es fo see me poorly bruvva anx hes ok...jus!
On traon now hedin bK home, and no fuckin wifi! So im usin me iphone, but o keep spellin things wrong must b me fat fingers!
Oh i jus want to b hoMe and i want markie!
Oh well at least anotha hr. Omg wish id gone on me cloud now!
Ova and out
Funky nutta xx
Sex God
bak home.....thank fooooooook!!
jus thought id let u all kno......lol
Sex God
[quote user=funkydiva35]bak home.....thank fooooooook!!
jus thought id let u all kno......lol[/quote]
glad you got home safe and sound 
Sex God
thanx sexy rosie.....:inlove:
wot a day today bin cleanin foooookin carpets, ready to show any new peeps round the flat....
jus need the final nod on our house and we will b off to greenwich.....gonna hav a huge housewarmin...woooooohooooo
havin abit of a michael jackson day at the mo markies gone into work sooooooooooooooo im dancin like a good un round the flat.....hope the vicars not watchin!!
rite think il say hi in the chatroom.....see ya sexy peeps!!
roll on leeds!!
Sex God
im only grabbin my crotch foooooooooooooooooooooka will that b ok???
Sex God
im twatted.....
Sex God
iv bin reincarnated......omg wot a weekend iv jus had!!
Sex God
course i remember slade....and ozzy......lol....im an old fart u kno....lol
