SEXY PEEPS..................I JUS DONT GET IT.........I MITE BE TWATTED HALF THE TIME AND LETS FACE IT, WEN I AM I LOVE EVERY1 BUT I JUS DONT GET IT ON ERE.............WOTS WRONG WIV EVERY1, THIS IS SPOSE TO BE FUN, SO WHY OH WHY.............ARE THER SOOOOOOOO MANY PPL BEIN BITCHY TO ONE ANOTHER???
CMON U LOT SORT YOURSELVES OUT..............BE HAPPY..............TRY SMILIN!!!
STOP ALL THIS BULLSHIT AND HAV SUM FUN...................
((ur a very long time dead................so enjoy wot we've all got now!!!))
CMON, MAKE A SEXY FUNKY HAPPY AGEN............... PLS!!
FUNKYd XX:P
2 HONEYMOONING DUCKS IN A HOTEL.... AS THEY ARE ABOUT TO MAKE LOVE, THE DRAKE SAYS, "WE DONT HAVE ANY CONDOMS, I`LL CALL ROOM SERVICE". SO HE CALLS AND ASKS FOR THE CONDOMS. THE RECEPTIONIST SAYS, "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PUT THEM ON YOUR BILL"? "NO, YOU DAFT BUGGER", HE SAYS, "I`LL BLOODY SUFFOCATE"
RITE.....I NEED TO GET SUMTHIN OFF ME CHEST...!!
When i first joined up to this site, i obviously was very nervous and very naive as id only eva bin on ere wiv twatt hed.......
and in the first few weeks i chatted to sum really nice peeps who made me feel very welcum and i spose sum ppl wud say they were bein that nice cus they wanted to get in me pants..(well who cud blame them......lol) but lil naive diva was very flattered at the time cus my confidence was very low after the shitty 8 yr relationship i had jus cum out off!!
anyway, at the end of the day i was on a swingin site......and at the time i believed every1 cus y do they need to lie 4 fucks sake!!
but i was very wrong becus some peeps do lie.......i had one guy say he was a cpl, i spoke to him 4 ages on ere and and he wud keep sayin his gf was at work/shoppin/asleep, but then i found out he was single and his x-gf emailed me to say wot he was up2.......and this wasnt the first guy who sed he was a cpl, i had 2 more
then i started chattin this other guy, he was established, had nice comments on his profile, sed he was single, used to swing wiv his wife on ere but they had split up and he was livin alone.....cmon y wud i doubt him, i followed all the rules, ie:established/checked comments/asked peeps bout him, normal bollox and everything, he had sed was supposively true.......
so i met him once, he took me to chams and then he spent the night at mine, drove bk 2 his in the early mornin.....
we carried on chattin afta that, we were quite good mates really!!
then recently it came to my attention that the fucka is still married and not single and has kids!!
i was fuckin gutted that he wud lie to me, and i sent him a rather nasty email......and of course i got 1 bk sayin....that this is a swingin site, we r not spose to get emotionally attached its jus a fuck.......granted i agree this is very true!! but y lie on ur profile and say ur single, cmon wot a nasty fuckin trick, cus if i had known he was married i wudnt hav touched him wiv a barge pole, cus im not like that!!
but now iv got otha memebers on ere, who were my friends b4, stirrin up shit sayin i wrecked his marriage and i was well out of order.......for fucks sake the bastard told me he was single, wot was i spose to do, giv him a lie detector test??
i hate gossip and peeps talkin behind my bk.......so if uv got summat to say....then say it to my face!!
im very much contemplating wether to say fuck it, i giv up and jus leave sp!!
this has really upset me...as i am a nice person and not sum husband grabbin bitch...
im really really upset bout all this.........
rite well i jus wanted to say my bit, b4 u hear it of sum otha gossipin twat......
goin for a cry now and then im goin roller-skatin!!
funkyD xx:P
:fuckinghell:
i kno wen i spoke to this guy 'he had apparently bin mixed up wiv sum otha rumours' that were goin round sp!
so iv jus looked up this thread......
Malicious rumour starters >
and here he is agen!!
funkyD xx:P
'its hard enough being a single guy on the site trying to get meet without all this going on too'
a quote from the horses mouth!!, 5th page in the threads!!
Think I know who you mean.
Fuck 'em, I say.
And fuck what anyone else says. If they're too stupid to see bullshit when it comes along, that's their problem too. It's not your fault if you were the one who was deceived, and he was the one doing the deceiving.
Love you funky, chin up xx
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Awwhhh the remorse of the experienced genuine swinger ....... i remember it well !! lol xx
This place and other such sites are rife with bullshitters and timewasters and wannabe's Funky ...... and you, like me, are not one of these at all !! If you do spend enought time in here tho it does become a tad poltical and its why i backed off from using SP really ...... the bullshit and backstabbing has always been here and it just seems worse sometimes is all hunni. It can become a tad disillusioning epecially when the gossip mongering becomes rife.
Well all i say is flatter yourself with the people who do actually KNOW you as being the lovely genuine person that they KNOW you are and as for the rest of them ...... well, you can't really worry about what they think as it doesn't warrent your time or energy - god only knows i have been down that path a few times on here !!
People think they know you or know ' of ' you from your profile or what they hear from others who have usually never met you either and the whole bitch machine goes into overdrive ....... i would think they have better things to do with their time because i know i do !!
I'm sorry to tell you its inevitable its going to happen, and more so to genuine strong characters Funky but ignore the bollocks that you know to be untrue and speak your truth quietly and firmly ....... and keep the faith ok sister !!
Mwah - have fun hunni :cheers:
Funks lovely girlie.......
B0lloxs to those that are being nasty to ya. You did ya best in a very difficult world.
And.... for those of you that don't know my opinion on attached men who swing as singles.......
Funky.... they are ALL lying, cheating scumbags.
I know I'm gonna get the, 'I play with my wife's permission' brigade on my back..... but hey..... it only takes one idiot to tar them all with the same brush.
Shame on the person who put you through this my darling but those of us that count still luv ya!! and thats all that matters.
Hey Funky xx xx xx Dont usually do this thread thingy but after reading your comment we just wanted to offer you our support ..
Wherever you may wonder in life you will always encounter the fantasists & liars who"s sole aim is to manipulate and take advantage of the genuine good natured peeps in this world, stay up on those clouds out of harms way & save your tears and your heart for those who will take care of it.. Im sure everyone will agree - you light up the chatroom with your own special presence and it would be our loss if you decided to leave.. wishing you warm tender thoughts babygirl.. Chat soon PK & JJ XX XX XX
Sorry to hear you're havin problems Funky; you'd think a swinging site would be free from the necessity to lie, but alas no!?!
Don't let em get to ya, or the rumour mill either for that matter.. I think some people spend too much time in here, and lose sight of the reason they joined in the first place. Now i'm at the other end of the spectrum, and don't come here nearly enough (can't even remember the last time i was in chat)......
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Don't let em get to ya, or the rumour mill either for that matter.. I think some people spend too much time in here, and lose sight of the reason they joined in the first place. Now i'm at the other end of the spectrum, and don't come here nearly enough (can't even remember the last time i was in chat)...... 
