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Orgasminator
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... chat up line. 'You have nice tits' no longer seems to impress me biggrin come on guys whats your best?? :rainbow:
Warming the Bed
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hi babe want to surf my board!!
Warming the Bed
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hi you looking good today fancy a bit of meat with your two veg !!!!!!!!
Orgasminator
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Hmmmmmm K.....'I think you and I should move across to that sexy looking couple to the left of the bar and pull them!!...Are you up for it??'....N
Orgasminator
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very good jel! crackin surfing biggrin How about... I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? lol Post edited 17-08-2006 19:02
Sex God
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Alright gorgeous, fancy a shag?...... What do you mean no?..... Well do you mind lying down while I have one then?
Orgasminator
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Thats funny...... and would probably work too!
Orgasminator
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(Use index finger to call someone over then say) If I made you come this fast with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. biggrin :D
Sexlightened
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dont surpose ...get your coat you have pulled works anymore.... biggrin
Orgasminator
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No dont think it does. Its still funny though!
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CHEESIEST ONE: Heard in chat at the weekend, from a male cammer to a female giving a show: "Look at what you've done to me"! CHEEKIEST ONE: "Do you have any Mediterranean in you?" "No." "Would you like some?"
Sex God
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Do you like chicken? Well have a suck of this luv, it tastes fowl!
Sex God
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I've forgotten my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Sex God
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As long as you've got my face, you'll never need a chair!
Sex God
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You look almost stupid enough to fuck me!
Sex God
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you!
Orgasminator
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What can i say...... take me i am yours ! xx
Warming the Bed
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1,000 polar bears xXXx
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This one's cruel...... "I'e got a joke to tell you that will make you laugh your tits off....but I see you've already heard it"!
Orgasminator
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Cat thats so curel... funny as tho biggrin :D :D
Sex God
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Roses are red Violets are blue Daffodils are yellow and Rhinos are grey
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Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to come back to my place and talk?
Warming the Bed
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hi ive just got some whipped creamfrom the shop sould you show me what to do with it???????
Warming the Bed
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can i play with your pineapple ring !!!!!!!!!xxxxxxx
Orgasminator
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pmsl i dont suppose those would actually work would they !!! biggrin
Sex God
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[quote user=jelandn]Hmmmmmm K.....'I think you and I should move across to that sexy looking couple to the left of the bar and pull them!!...Are you up for it??'....N[/quote] damit jellys i thought that line was unique to me ..... sob sob sob. xxxxx
Sexlightened
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How About.... Do you come here often... oops! I just have biggrin
Sexlightened
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or... You Smell Nice... Been Running!! Mr.F
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Roses are red Violets are blue Most verses rhyme But this one doesn't Fancy a shag? lol