so come on share ya best chatup line with us all, ours is fancy a shag or get ya knickers off, no wonder we never get any fun ffs , this is a fun thread no finger benders saying oh we like to chat for ages and be nice etc :happy: so lets hear the best ya got the one that gets you laid :evil2:
Ok I remember being out in a club one night with a few mate's now my mate's ain't the most sharpest tool's in the box.
But my mate Carl walks up to this girl & Say's the classic "I'd love to get into our knickers" (smooth or wot!) But this girl looks him dead in the eye & Say's "No thanks I already have 1 arsehole in the there"!!) Have u lot ever seen a ego burst..lol Was the funniest thing I had seen. so guys that's 1 line that don't work..lol but girls it's a good comeback line 4 you all..J xxx
Really really sorry to hijack this Two but following on from Jamie the best put down line to a guy I have ever heard has got to be ..........
"Save your breath ...to blow up your girlfriend"
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[color="green"]Don't think I've ever picked up a girl with one line -- usually takes me several paragraphs if not a whole chapter.. :crazy:
I think any opening line has to be relevant and hopefully funny. Failing that an obvious compliment seldom goes amiss..
In a film I saw recently (Red Road) the main bloke used the line: ".. so I'm just wondering what your c*nt would taste like .." -- seemed to work for him ... :lol2:
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ok guys,
how about this old classic........
My face leaves in 5 minutes...........................................be ON it !!!!!!!
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Well it worked on Mrs sx :laughabove:
Well one I love to use even though it has never worked for me is this:
I start chatting up a girl saying things like you look nice and bet you attract all the guys dont you!Then I like it when it goes quiet for ages with us just looking at glimpsing away at each other!Then I look her in the eye and say'would you like to come back to my place'
Am hoping the answer she gives me will be a 'yes' one daylolololololololololololololololololol
ha ha these are fell funny!
i never used a one line had many throw at me thou.
thought i would share a little comment that some one made to me the other day( yes the ex boyf)
he said '' your a dirty whore you fuck all your mates''
my reply
'' no i dont, i only fuck some of them''
lmao he said this to me in my mums pub which was full of people lol makes me laugh cos he wanted everyone to know i swing but the already do!!
sorry thought i would share this with you all cos it made me laugh
two's we used to say.....
let's chat nicely and see what happens but that didn't seem to be working for us lol :doh:
so now it's gis a shag, take it or leave it lol :giggle:
nice legs, wot time do they open, is a classic failing that on the grose side , ask a girl if u can smell her pussy, if she says yes ur in, if she says no or some other response, you just say oh must be your feet then......sorry lol
Well now I know why we all here! lol
Lets be honest one liners only work f you have already pulled
My favourite will always be, 'get ya coat, you've pulled'
Jo xxx
[color="olive"]Do you know what would look good on you???
.....[size="24"]Me!![/size] :bounce:
No.. that one never works either! Apart from the occasional slap! lol[/color]
Fancy a fuck?
If yes result if any other response......you guessed it ...Well fuck off!!!!
Make sure your built like a brick shithouse to get away with that one
[quote user=spartacus69]Fancy a fuck?
If yes result if any other response......you guessed it ...Well fuck off!!!!
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[color="olive"]Or if they say no just say "Well do you mind lying down while I have one then?"[/color]:giveup:
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No.. that one never works either! Apart from the occasional slap! lol[/color]
