Warming the Bed
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I've noticed over the years that there are very different types of swingers.
Here are some of the types that I have noticed.
[b]The reluctant couple[/b] - One of them is very keen, but the other one is doing it for their partner and a little reticent.
[b]Number cruncher[/b] - They are the real prowlers who systematically go through as many partners as they can, rarely looking back unless they get a quiet moment and then they'll start working through again.
[b]Opportunist[/b] - Always eager to get involved but lacking the courage to instigate, so they wait for a good opportunity and take advantage of it.
[b]Romantic[/b] - They want to make friends, be desired and each encounter is treated like a little romance.
[b]Slutty sex God/Goddess[/b] - They're often already in a happy loving relationship and use swinging to get rid of their excess sexual energy. They really are looking for good hard sex and fun.
[b]Social swinger[/b] - They spend most of their time socialising and aren't really fussed about the sexual side, although when the chemistry is there they will play.
[b]Greedy cum lover[/b] - Mostly for the ladies, they love oral cock play and having cum all over them more than penetrative sex and being the centre of attention.
[b]Indecisive swinger[/b] - Possibly missing out on opportunist as they can't make their mind up?
[b]The non-pushy swinger[/b] - Often making good friends, but not able to notice the green light, so rarely getting past amber? Would play more if they were approached more directly.
[b]Timewaster[/b] - Has lots of enthusiasm, usually has a cam and always ready to meet, but never follows through.
[b]The No Show[/b] - Usually wants to meet at short notice, will not show you a picture of their face due to work, but expects to meet saying you won't be disappointed. Dodgy!
[b]Popular Single Guy[/b] - This person has been to a few parties, goes in the chat room and possibly forum and is well known amongst the regulars as being well behaved and a safe bet. He knows his manners, understands boundaries and can have a conversation as well as enjoy playing when asked.
[b]Fake pic swingers[/b] - These people either use pics years out of date or someone elses and pose as this person in order to get a meet. They hope that on meeting the person will feel obligated to go through with it.
[b]Scared Swinger[/b] - Reasonably new to the seen, has lots of dreams and fantasies, but doesn't know where or how to start, let alone approach people.
[b]Seasoned Swinger[/b] - Has been around for several years, is known by most people and lots of experience. When they go to a club the staff know them well and there is usually a story or two to be told. These are people that get name dropped in conversation and you either really want to meet or you're scared stiff by them or even both!
[b]Swinging Enigma[/b] - For those who are way too skittish to be pinned down!
I'm sure there are lots more that you may like to add or edit in this list. Which category do you fit into and have you met anyone from any other category?
Do you identify with any of them or more than one depending on your mood?
To start the ball rolling, we would say that we are mostly Social swingers
[quote="Ste_n_kez"][b]This post was created with tongue in cheek[/b] and is to give people something to respond to in what is a very slow moving forum.
I have to say that the act of joining a swinging site pidgin holes people in to the category of a Swinger 
[size="9"]ello ste n kez btw ........it must be full of southerners.......av heard they struggle for a sense of humour [/size] 
Hi fil n 
to the sexy lil... Welcome to the site you two.
We will have to take it easy with them, I'm even typing this slowly to help 