Believe it or not, I have always been one for modesty. Yes, modest and proud of it, I hear you say! But jokes aside....after idiots who make life hell for us, the two things in life after that which really irritate me are big-headed bastards and braggarts. The two go hand in hand. And, of course, we are not without them here!
Braggarts, in reality, have very little or nothing to show for their inane boasts. With their lack of intelligence, they set out to insult others' intelligence, and the more streetwise amongst us just don't buy it. It's all motivated by attention-seeking or trophy collecting. You must know someone who likes to think they've done something that you've done ten times better, or have a "mate" that has.
They take various forms on this site. Firstly, there is the single male who lies to protect their insecurity, but go about it in such a way that it exposes a certain idiocy and insecurity about them. Certain phrases to give them away are "I've been around - I've fucked a lollipop lady, a policewoman, a traffic warden.....", "my girlfriend wants to see you play with your tits...." and the list is endless. The first excerpt actually came from a profile of a single male who, thankfully, is not with the site any more. He was excluded for various other reasons.
The other type of braggart is the guy who posts anonymous pictures of unknown (to us) women on his profile - nothing else, and then try to make us believe it's a past flame or swing partner. I've lost count of those who would have me believe that they've swung with a top model from the FHM magazine.
The third type of braggart either posts, or uses the chat room as a platform for their pretentious escapades. Phrases such as "We're doing fine....busy working and shagging/playing", or "I've got more profile comments than you", or even "got to go....things to do, people to do...", and even just rubbing everyone else's nose in their dream world are totally sickening. In fact, just about everything they say bears the emphasis that they want you to believe that they've been playing 24/7, and they don't stop ramming it down our necks. As I said earlier, braggarts have little or nothing to truthfully back up their stories.
A true swinger doesn't have to resort to such pathetic, sad tactics. Modesty and consideration comes as second nature to a real swinger. Don't get me wrong, I count myself as very popular, and indeed very lucky here. But I've worked hard, and earned it. You will never find me bragging about the things I realistically have going in life for me.
So, to the braggarts out there, make no mistake and stop kidding yourselves. I do NOT look up to you in awe. Not at all.
It just makes me want to stick my fingers down my throat.
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To err is human........to brag, is pathetic.
[quote user=swingin_cat]The one thing I forgot to mention in all this is that it's not just single males who are guilty of bragging.
The last example above is NOT the work of a single male, or a single female. Enough said.........[/quote] here here cat :clap: :clap:
I go one further liken it to the school playground those that say they havent pmsl 
:lol: :lol:
Hey cat youve got more posts than me but I am catching you up pmsl
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:lol: :lol:
Hey cat youve got more posts than me but I am catching you up pmsl
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Post edited 10-04-2006 8:28 the only thing i brag about is my rather large backside took years of hardwork to get the bum i have today :moon: :P
pathetic morons with nothing better to do than brag are everywhere, i usually just humour them with comments like "well good for you" then carry on with what i was doing i just ignore them 
[quote user=bignbusty]the only thing i brag about is my rather large backside took years of hardwork to get the bum i have today :moon: :P
pathetic morons with nothing better to do than brag are everywhere, i usually just humour them with comments like "well good for you" then carry on with what i was doing i just ignore them [/quote]
Hey bign and what a nice one it is too and yes you are right it does wobble in all the right places bet it looks really good in bubble wrap too pmsl :lol: :lol:
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Hey bign and what a nice one it is too and yes you are right it does wobble in all the right places bet it looks really good in bubble wrap too pmsl :lol: :lol: [quote user=marcgold4][quote user=swingin_cat]The one thing I forgot to mention in all this is that it's not just single males who are guilty of bragging.
The last example above is NOT the work of a single male, or a single female. Enough said.........[/quote] here here cat :clap: :clap:
I go one further liken it to the school playground those that say they havent pmsl :lol: :lol:
Hey cat youve got more posts than me but I am catching you up pmsl
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[B]Seems a bit got chopped out off this it was supposed to say those that say the have, havent lol[/B]
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:lol: :lol:
Hey cat youve got more posts than me but I am catching you up pmsl
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[B]Seems a bit got chopped out off this it was supposed to say those that say the have, havent lol[/B]
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