:D :D now i expect a lot of people here to be hitting 9 or 10!!
Ten things to have accomplished by 30 to be an exciting sexual personality…
1.) Have, at minimum, twice as many intimate lovers than you have had jobs.
2.) Have at least one same-sex incident (not necessarily winding up with the sex act). Extra point if you have consumated with sex.
3.) Masturbated at least once in front of a minimum of two people.
4.) Streaking? It wasn't just a fad. You should be seen naked in a non-private, non-intimate forum at least twice (i.e., at a party, bar dare, etc.).
5.) Mooning is not considered public nudity. It is, however, considered an essential to be sexually vivacious. Do it frequently. At least once every 2 years. Flashing counts too.
6.) Be intimate in at least 5 different cities.
7.) Pose for at least one nude photo session (you need not share the photos with anyone).
8.) Threesomes need not be a way of life but everyone should have indulged at least once. An extra point given if you allow your partner to freely choose the sex of the 3rd party.
9.) Your ratio of giving to receiving oral sex should be approximately equal. But no points if the total figure is less than 10.
10.)You should have at least 2 experiences with anal sex (one to experiment and once more to try to get it right,)
Score:
10 – You're on track to a nearly perfect sexual lifetime
9 – Keep trying, you might be there by 40.
8 – You're the envy of just about everybody you know. But you're just not open quite enough.
7 – You've put some serious thought into your sex life. But perhaps you're thinking too much.
6 – You've experimented. But you're holding back and missing out on too much fun.
5 – Some people think you're experienced. But you're not one of them
4 – You're slightly above average. But that shouldn't satisfy anyone.
3 – Average. Ho-hum
2 – You're not a lot of fun. But you've had your moments.
1 – You're not a lot of fun. But maybe you got drunk once.
0 – Do you have a pulse?
Post edited 21-11-2006 20:13
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now this is a bit of fun.....it got posted at my home forum and people were answering with 3 and 4, when i answered 2 before 30 but 6 since and 1 in the last couple of weeks i got called a show off :D :D now i expect a lot of people here to be hitting 9 or 10!!
Ten things to have accomplished by 30 to be an exciting sexual personality…
1.) Have, at minimum, twice as many intimate lovers than you have had jobs.
2.) Have at least one same-sex incident (not necessarily winding up with the sex act). Extra point if you have consumated with sex.
3.) Masturbated at least once in front of a minimum of two people.
4.) Streaking? It wasn't just a fad. You should be seen naked in a non-private, non-intimate forum at least twice (i.e., at a party, bar dare, etc.).
5.) Mooning is not considered public nudity. It is, however, considered an essential to be sexually vivacious. Do it frequently. At least once every 2 years. Flashing counts too.
6.) Be intimate in at least 5 different cities.
7.) Pose for at least one nude photo session (you need not share the photos with anyone).
8.) Threesomes need not be a way of life but everyone should have indulged at least once. An extra point given if you allow your partner to freely choose the sex of the 3rd party.
9.) Your ratio of giving to receiving oral sex should be approximately equal. But no points if the total figure is less than 10.
10.)You should have at least 2 experiences with anal sex (one to experiment and once more to try to get it right,)
Score:
10 – You're on track to a nearly perfect sexual lifetime
9 – Keep trying, you might be there by 40.
8 – You're the envy of just about everybody you know. But you're just not open quite enough.
7 – You've put some serious thought into your sex life. But perhaps you're thinking too much.
6 – You've experimented. But you're holding back and missing out on too much fun.
5 – Some people think you're experienced. But you're not one of them
4 – You're slightly above average. But that shouldn't satisfy anyone.
3 – Average. Ho-hum
2 – You're not a lot of fun. But you've had your moments.
1 – You're not a lot of fun. But maybe you got drunk once.
0 – Do you have a pulse?
Post edited 21-11-2006 20:13
:D :D now i expect a lot of people here to be hitting 9 or 10!!
Ten things to have accomplished by 30 to be an exciting sexual personality…
1.) Have, at minimum, twice as many intimate lovers than you have had jobs.
2.) Have at least one same-sex incident (not necessarily winding up with the sex act). Extra point if you have consumated with sex.
3.) Masturbated at least once in front of a minimum of two people.
4.) Streaking? It wasn't just a fad. You should be seen naked in a non-private, non-intimate forum at least twice (i.e., at a party, bar dare, etc.).
5.) Mooning is not considered public nudity. It is, however, considered an essential to be sexually vivacious. Do it frequently. At least once every 2 years. Flashing counts too.
6.) Be intimate in at least 5 different cities.
7.) Pose for at least one nude photo session (you need not share the photos with anyone).
8.) Threesomes need not be a way of life but everyone should have indulged at least once. An extra point given if you allow your partner to freely choose the sex of the 3rd party.
9.) Your ratio of giving to receiving oral sex should be approximately equal. But no points if the total figure is less than 10.
10.)You should have at least 2 experiences with anal sex (one to experiment and once more to try to get it right,)
Score:
10 – You're on track to a nearly perfect sexual lifetime
9 – Keep trying, you might be there by 40.
8 – You're the envy of just about everybody you know. But you're just not open quite enough.
7 – You've put some serious thought into your sex life. But perhaps you're thinking too much.
6 – You've experimented. But you're holding back and missing out on too much fun.
5 – Some people think you're experienced. But you're not one of them
4 – You're slightly above average. But that shouldn't satisfy anyone.
3 – Average. Ho-hum
2 – You're not a lot of fun. But you've had your moments.
1 – You're not a lot of fun. But maybe you got drunk once.
0 – Do you have a pulse?
Post edited 21-11-2006 20:13
Must try harder :lick:
:):)
