Swingers Auction

22 Dec 2007

oh i dont want to be bought, not even for a packet of crisps, how demeaning is that. In saying that would i get to eat the crisps. :giggle::giggle:

22 Dec 2007

Not sure I`d meet the buyers agreements,depending on who it is of do you determine the Buyer? CC can I share your crisps?

22 Dec 2007

hey CC, can i buy ya with a kitkat? i'm sure we can come to an agreement over who gets how many of the fingers :giggle::evil2:

22 Dec 2007

:giggle:buy me creme eggs and i'm anyones !!!!!

23 Dec 2007

I'd be a seller, i'm selling chris for a mixed fruit salad and an organic smoothie rotflmao

23 Dec 2007

The fruity lady from Delmonte she says yessssssssssss :giggle:

23 Dec 2007

[color="darkred"]Mindy's just come back from the shops with a mixed fruit salad and an organic smoothie! What's she up too?![/color]

23 Dec 2007

YAYYY thats chris sorted now to get on the couch with me frut salad and smoothie :clap:

23 Dec 2007

im anybodys for a polo ................just dont ask me to fill the hole poke

23 Dec 2007

bugger!! can i offer 2 fruit salads and a cream pie for chris??lol

23 Dec 2007

Oh good offer, i'm being swayed by the cream pie lol A bidding war :clap: i'll never get his head through the door after this rotflmao

23 Dec 2007

[color="violet"]Kath, how about innocent smoothie of your choice, fresh fruit salad from M&S, gooey cake [size="24"]AND[/size] a bottle of vodka?

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23 Dec 2007

Good god i really am that easy b/g you got me sussed so quickly

:rotflmao::rotflmao:

23 Dec 2007

MMMM i was thinking i may have to offer myself to be bid on after all it is going to a good cause right??? lol Start the bidding ladies biggrin

23 Dec 2007

i offer a quality rioca wine and a free meal for boss lol â™¥ :bounce: :giggle:

23 Dec 2007

cath i will give you some of me crisps, for some a shot of chris lol. Well i was bought for them, lol

26 Dec 2007

bollox out bid again:violin:!!! kath 10 bottles of vodka,:beer: cream pie, fruit salad, an a peice of me :devil::boo: hehe

26 Dec 2007

oo serenxx nice bid but im a greedy bitch so am bidding on him too lol ooooo is that allowed?? oh weel here goes for boss i would bid a flight ticket to my house, a nice meal will even get profiterols for puddin, with a few bottles of cheap wine cos it all tastes the same after the 2nd glass lol then i would let you touch my bum!! hehe jen xx

27 Dec 2007

SOLD TO JEN!!!! Its the cheap wine that had me biggrin

Mwahxxxxxxxxxxx

27 Dec 2007

Box'S of After eights and you can do what you like with me, as long as i get to melt them and eat them off you.... how many box's peeps? mwah MO XX

27 Dec 2007

woohooooo i won!! i never won anything before and wow what a prize!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmm boss :inlove:

27 Dec 2007

[color="darkred"]Are we still bidding for Chris Kc? I've got half a box of Ferrero Rocher, a bottle of cheep chardonnay and half of a very large chocolate cake??? Oh and I may as well chuck in my Chris too????[/color]

27 Dec 2007

Sold to the lady in red on the couch. Well how could i resist an offer like that. He'll be in the frist class mail to you right away rotflmao

27 Dec 2007

This thread has really made me laugh - ur a bunch of mad yuns! hehehe... True got to say, your threads are always interesting and fun to read. Keep em coming! :crazy:

27 Dec 2007

[quote user=kcmanc]Sold to the lady in red on the couch. Well how could i resist an offer like that. He'll be in the frist class mail to you right away rotflmao

[/quote] I have a new job, Senior Post Mistress at Central Manchester Post Office. I shall do my best to ensure prompt delivery to you Mindy. Chris may well get lost in the post I am afraid or arrive late Spring. Well ya know what the post is like these days huh, especially when the package happens to be Chris and crosses my path. :lick: innocent

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

28 Dec 2007

Amidst all the merry-making, can I just say that this auction thing sounds like a fantastic idea - perhaps someone would like to arrange some kind of swingers slave auction for charity? Of course, we might not want to tell them exactly what people were paying for... :mrgreen:

28 Dec 2007

[quote user=ceylon1] I have a new job, Senior Post Mistress at Central Manchester Post Office. I shall do my best to ensure prompt delivery to you Mindy. Chris may well get lost in the post I am afraid or arrive late Spring. Well ya know what the post is like these days huh, especially when the package happens to be Chris and crosses my path. :lick: innocent

:bounce::bounce::bounce:[/quote] [color="darkred"]Kc make sure you send him recorded delivery!! I'd make my chris walk!! lol[/color] bolt

28 Dec 2007

ooooooooooh meanie mindy booooo. Just what roads will Mork be walking along then I'll pick him up on my rounds? :grin::haha::haha:

28 Dec 2007

so who is next to be bid on?? ok i nominate myself lol

29 Dec 2007

jen, all i have is a half eaten tube of smartiese, a kiwi and an emty bag that had cake in it... whats my chances ?? Poor mork, walking to manchester, mind you cey will pick him up and deliver him safe and i can always make it worth his while when he gets here rotflmao

Chris is all packaged and sent, he did complain a bit about the brown paper and string so i stuck duck tape to his mouth too, be careful to pull slowly when you get him, dont want to ruin his designer stubble :thrilled: