"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ."
"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying."
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch"
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Some Woody Allen Quotes
Quotes from ……TALLULAH BANKHEAD…..( 1903 – 1968 ) .
“I'm as pure as the driven slush “.
“Nobody can be exactly like me . Sometimes , even I have trouble doing it .”
“ It‘s the good girls who keep the diaries. The bad girls never have the time.”
“ If I had my life to live again, I'd make the same mistakes , only sooner .”
( On why she called everybody ‘ darling ‘ ) - “ Because all my life I've been terrible at remembering peoples names .Once I introduced a friend of mine as ‘ Martini ‘ . Her name was actually ‘Olive ‘.
“ I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock . If I'm late , start without me.”
“ Here's a rule I recommend : Never practise two vices at once .”
“ It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre ,that only one man in it can count on steady work ……..the night watchman .”
“ Acting …is a form of confusion .”
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