Dear Mrs Proops (or "Margi Baby" as I prefer to call you whether you like it or not),
I have received the following mail from an unnamed member, which sounds like an opportunity not to be ignored:
i am not pretending to be a couple, i am a single 49 yo guy. Are you interested inbeing made into a whore? if so, i will pay you £300.
The question is, should I give up my well-paid Monday to Friday job, peeling and chopping onions for the Judge Pickles company, in favour of this proposition? Am I taking a risk?
Yours as ever.
Confused, yet flattered.
Somewhere in the British Isles.
PS - What worries me the most is I haven't the heart to tell him that I am a single male, and would like to retain my anal virginity for the rest of my life. Am I worrying myself sick over nothing????
Post edited 30-12-2005 15:43
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SHOULD I GIVE UP MY DAY JOB?
Well Cat I can see your dilemma! Personally I dont think £300 is enough to give up something you have so jealously guarded. We would be tempted to abandon our morals if we received an offer more in keeping with that made by Robert Redford to Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson. To sell oneself short of that standard would be a very impolite thing to do.
Of course, the choice is yours!
PS. Welcome back xx
[quote user=swingin_cat]Dear Mrs Proops (or "Margi Baby" as I prefer to call you whether you like it or not),
I have received the following mail from an unnamed member, which sounds like an opportunity not to be ignored:
pssst cat pop his name etc in my box im sure i can fit him in . and will do it for , i know its bit expensive , a cod supper and yes and an iron bru.
all my thoughts for your new post
bibi
xxxxxxxx
ps i am also in a dilemma garrners or baxters for best pickles at new years buffet candle lit supper . oooooh the dissions one has to make.
i am not pretending to be a couple, i am a single 49 yo guy. Are you interested inbeing made into a whore? if so, i will pay you £300.
The question is, should I give up my well-paid Monday to Friday job, peeling and chopping onions for the Judge Pickles company, in favour of this proposition? Am I taking a risk?
Yours as ever.
Confused, yet flattered.
Somewhere in the British Isles.
PS - What worries me the most is I haven't the heart to tell him that I am a single male, and would like to retain my anal virginity for the rest of my life. Am I worrying myself sick over nothing????
Post edited 30-12-2005 15:43[/quote] :cry: :cry: :-? 
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eye: Thanks for the words of support K and Bibi, and for helping me to reach a very tough decision!!
You'll be pleased to know that I have decided to continue pickling onions (euphemistic term for working as a media dogsbody) in favour of the proposed opportunity! 
PS - Thanks K - lovely to be back! Hope you had a lovely Christmas. I've missed you all xxxxxxx
PPS - Bibi: if it's not too much to ask, could you add some mushy peas to the cod supper? I'd happily sacrifice the Irn Bru if need be!
Post edited 30-12-2005 19:35
PS - Thanks K - lovely to be back! Hope you had a lovely Christmas. I've missed you all xxxxxxx
PPS - Bibi: if it's not too much to ask, could you add some mushy peas to the cod supper? I'd happily sacrifice the Irn Bru if need be!
Post edited 30-12-2005 19:35 [quote user=swingin_cat]I have received the following mail from an unnamed member, which sounds like an opportunity not to be ignored:
i am not pretending to be a couple, i am a single 49 yo guy. Are you interested inbeing made into a whore? if so, i will pay you £300.[/quote]
I think it must be a chainspam - I got it also. Mind you, I was only offered £200! I am thinking what does the Cat have that I don't but that is perhaps another matter altogether"
Cara
As I have been offered 50% more than Cara, maybe I should reconsider?
Trouble is, I could never work in a brothel - I can't cook soup to save my life!
Yours as ever,
Still confused, but even more flattered at the thought of being financially sound,
UK (soon to move to Rio De Janiero on my riches)
Post edited 31-12-2005 11:37
Yours as ever,
Still confused, but even more flattered at the thought of being financially sound,
UK (soon to move to Rio De Janiero on my riches)
Post edited 31-12-2005 11:37 [quote user=j_and_k]Oh bugger! Thought you were moving to Suffolk!
K xxxx[/quote]
Well, that would certainly be a much better option K! xxxxxxx
So there we are! Sod Rio - Suffolk here I come!!!
Yours, with sincerity,
Overjoyed, yet still confused,
Suffolk (hopefully).
Post edited 31-12-2005 11:41
Post edited 31-12-2005 11:41 