A mother takes her three-year old daughter to their local pet shop. As they approach the counter, the sales assistant looks over and says:
"Hello little girl. How can I help you today?".
The little girl says,
"I want a fluffy baby bunny, please".
His heart melted by the sheer cuteness of her request, he came round to the front of the counter to find out more about the rabbit she wanted.
"Now then. We've got some really lovely baby bunnies in our shop, and one of them is yours! Now, would you prefer a white baby bunny, a brown baby bunny, or a black baby bunny? Or would you like one of our really cute dwarf baby bunnies?"
The little girl looked at the shop owner with a smile, and said
"I don't think my python gives a shit".
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